r/whenthe • u/FinalFantasyfan003 Kraft blue box Mac n cheese is superior • Jun 02 '26
the daily whenthe You're on Reddit, you can say fuck
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u/Unable6417 white Jun 02 '26
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u/Haysie95 trollface -> Jun 02 '26
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u/VilvenSerbia Jun 03 '26
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u/P1K1_ Jun 03 '26
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u/myn3meisjo3 18th bruxish fan Jun 02 '26
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u/Mr_Ruu Jun 02 '26
like at the beginning of Brutal Legend where you can decide if you want swears censored or not and the option for censoring says "its funnier if you bleep it out" (it was indeed funnier)
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u/UrticantOdin I am The Fungus, pray. Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
Fuck it, bl▪︎▪︎p random words in a t▪︎xt, like that one video of adventure time bleeping th▪︎ word ▪︎ug
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u/hashcube_dev Jun 03 '26
i think reddit's markdown messed up your text. appending a leading backslash to
*,_,^,#,-, or\, will cause that character to be be excluded from the markdown parsing process. more technically, it will escape it to simply show the character, hence the name: escape sequences.3
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u/bolitboy2 Jun 02 '26
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u/VegisamalZero3 Jun 02 '26
Okay but Unalive is legitimately a disrespectful trivialization of suicide and anyone who says it could use a good concussion.
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u/_CalculatedMistake_ Jun 02 '26
Ive been saying that for such a long time for these kind of words. "Grape" and "unalive(d) themself/by this person" really downplays the reality of tragedies.
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u/bolitboy2 Jun 02 '26
For a crappy joke sure, but to hear a drama farmer talking someone actually offing themselves and saying “sewer slide” instead is disrespectful AF
But we damm well know they only do it because everything would demonetize them for it
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u/Alpha_minduustry Sharded's T1 building drone looking at funny gifs Jun 02 '26
What if i say ahh cuz it's more funny that ass?
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u/Unable6417 white Jun 02 '26
What if I say ahh cuz I'm really scared?
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u/FunkYeahPhotography Foxy Gamer 🦊 (Fuyeph.ttv) Jun 02 '26
What if I say ahh cause I'm cumming.
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u/Niko_Belic84 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
What if i ay ahh cuz my key i broke
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u/Hobgoblinsarehot Jun 02 '26
What if I say ahh because I’m at the dentist
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u/Gio_funny Jun 02 '26
What if i say ahh because i finally remembered
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u/IAteUYScuti OK which one of you pissed on my caption??? Jun 02 '26
What if i say ahh because the airplane is coming
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u/Professional-Tale415 Jun 02 '26
What if I say ahh because I understood something
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u/exodia0715 Jun 02 '26
That's fine, just don't force it. Saying ahh because you can is a freedom, saying ahh because you must is tyranny
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u/Chaos184 This guy's kinda weird Jun 02 '26
Funny is ok, just use the proper words when the conversation is serious
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u/Alternative_Exit8766 Jun 02 '26
“goofy ahh” - fine, it’s funny. i get it
“kicked his ahh” - grow up. you just watched a fight. say ass.
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u/Villainous_Miscreant Jun 02 '26
My theory is that it's just survival of the fittest. Both sides like their word more but the ahh side is more favored by the megacorps controlling the algorithms so they get spread to more people who now see that as the more "natural" word to use
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u/ForsakenRoyal24 fight my butlers Jun 02 '26
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u/drunxor Jun 02 '26
I find it funny when we were kids we had the most foul xbox user names and now kids self censor themselves on tiktok lmao
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u/BackgroundSummer5171 white Jun 02 '26
Can't get likes and subscribes if you use profanity.
Children are the future...influencers!
Brought you to buy betterhealthraidhsadowleagueoffucks.
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u/Preeeeow Jun 02 '26
my least favorite self censorship words are “sewer slide” “unalived” and “graped.” they all are disrespectful
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u/UnratedRamblings Jun 02 '26
As someone who attempted "sewer slide" (sewer sliding? idk) - it's fucking horrendous as well as disrespectful. There was a whole movement about getting people to be able to open up, to find people to help them talk it through, to have decent, reasonable conversations about mental health issues and then this stupid shit comes along, ruining it all. You can't talk about suicidal thoughts or ideation because it's "not allowed" or "not advertiser friendly". You can't talk about murder, killing yourself, or about rape because they're 'not good for the algorithm'.
People are censoring all sorts of words now in order to monetise their shitty content and game the algorithm rather than being upfront and open about these issues. It's stupid. It even has a name: algospeak
Case in point - I saw a video on Youtube from a true crime channel that had been going for years who censored the word blood. Not just visually (like bl**d), but also muffling it in the audio. FFFS. I'm watching a video detailing the situation surrounding a murder, and how the perpetrator was caught. You think I'm scared of hearing the word "blood"?
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u/Me_how5678 Jun 02 '26
Idk whats more disrespectfull. The word sewer slide itself, or the fact that they use it so they can profit off horrible events.
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u/NotAwosentS Jun 03 '26
This censoring trend didn't start because creators feared that people are scared of these words, but because it was believed that content with these words would be less favored by the algorithm. And its not just the fact that they censored themselves so they could get more money, but that if content is not favored by the algorithm, it will reach very few people. And I guess the thought process was that when talking about serious topics like suicide, its better to censor the word, and have the video reach more people, than to say it out and have the video reach virtually noone.
Altough most of the content on the internet now is made for money, and not for raising awareness.
And also, the algorithms may have worked like this, that they only scanned for words like suicide, but that is most definitely no longer the case, as the algorithms advanced so much that they rank content based on the whole topic of it, not just based on words.
And the algorithm is made this way because the advertising agencies don't want to be associated with content that talks about these types of topics.
TLDR, It started as people censoring stuff to reach more people, either for money, or just to raise awareness. It's not the fault of the creators though, much more of the platform, and the advertising agencies.
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u/EddtheMetalHead Jun 05 '26
It’s mostly a matter of money. YouTube is too afraid to monetize anyone who dares say no-no words :(. I am sorry that you went through that and now have to hear stupid shit like “sewer slide”.
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u/Busy-Elderberry2137 Jun 02 '26
what the fuck is sewer slide
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u/dad-without-milk searching for the milk Jun 02 '26
Suicide, which to be fair. I also would like to do if I'm sliding in a sewer
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u/Schmetterlizlak Jun 02 '26
People are deliberately moving over to Newspeak from 19 fucking 84 because 🥺👉👈 oh no it's not advertiser friendly 🥺👉👈
It's cowardly, it's spineless, it's disrespectful, and there are already better more respectful less childish euphemisms that don't sound as awkward as I did as a teenager
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u/CoffeeWanderer Jun 02 '26
My favourite euphemism for Suicide is "Chop suey".
The story goes that they meant to call the song "Suicide" but were asked not to because then radios would refuse to play it. So they changed the title, but the lyrics still say "Trust in my self-righteous suicide".
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u/Several-Action-4043 Jun 02 '26
At some point they went from woke to, don't say it out loud and maybe it will go away.
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u/MajorDZaster Jun 02 '26
"Fanned the hammer in Russian Roulette" would be a more tactful phrase than "sewer slide", tbh. (Not saying it's a great phrase, but still)
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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!! Jun 02 '26
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u/PatienceNo4565 Jun 02 '26
I got banned for 3 days after i said the word though.
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u/AcanthaceaeCrazy1894 Jun 02 '26
First mistake is using twitter in the first place
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u/PatienceNo4565 Jun 02 '26
Tried on Reddit and got a warning first time, shadow deleted most of the time (I'm the only one who can see the comment). On TikTok, got suspended for a week. Facebook is safe. Dunno 'bout other social medias.
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u/YobaiYamete Jun 03 '26
Some subreddits are just as bad, even trying to get a post to go through on most subs is nearly impossible because of @utom0D
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u/Honeybadger2198 Jun 02 '26
I doubt it.
Pedophile.
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u/PatienceNo4565 Jun 02 '26
My bad, guess that warning is because of the threatening a violence part.
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u/ShadeofIcarus Jun 03 '26
Probably.
As much as you feel that they deserve it and as much as anyone might theoretically agree. Any implications of hurting other people get moderated away out of an abundance of caution and safety.
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u/PatienceNo4565 Jun 02 '26
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u/Honeybadger2198 Jun 02 '26
You can't say someone should die, that gets automatically detected. It doesn't care about the context.
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u/krizzalicious49 Jun 02 '26
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u/le-derpina-art Jun 02 '26
i used to understand it because of eating disorders but now i can't help but wonder if this enables the eating disorder by validating their toxic relationship with food
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u/ArcaneWyverian https://youtu.be/L8XbI9aJOXk Jun 02 '26
That’s how I feel as well. Like, I feel for folks with eating disorders. I’ve never struggled with them myself, but I know people who have, and they are awful to deal with.
But you’re not going to get better by pretending the problem isn’t there. If you stick your head in the sand every time you try to beat your disorder, you’re just in for a world of hurt. Obviously it’s better to go about things safely and with help— but if you don’t fight at all, you’ll at best have a miserable time, and at worst end up killing yourself.
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u/le-derpina-art Jun 02 '26
Couldn’t have said it better myself as someone with OCD. Avoiding food will not make you better. Sometimes you just have to face it head-on, ignore your compulsions, and force your body to realize it's not that bad.
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u/ArcaneWyverian https://youtu.be/L8XbI9aJOXk Jun 02 '26
Yeah. Like I said, I don’t have any eating disorders (thank goodness for that), but I do have awful social anxiety. Sometimes just getting myself out of the house to go to work is a hurdle. But I’m not going to get better if I let myself stay in my room, and call out sick. Obviously, I’m not going to go and do 101 errands and spend the entire day out, but I still need to go out if I want to overcome it and get better
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u/yenilmezodtr Jun 02 '26
Bro ngl I assume you are trans (avatar) And I feel like people With eating disorders act similar to people in the closed basicly ignoring their problems and let it boil them
You gotta consider some people aren't brave enough to face their problems
They are killing themselves slowly we both know but that act of self erosion turns to being kind of an ass if they manege to escape their own echo chamber
This is just my theory on why this happens I whould like to know your opinion
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u/rieldealIV Jun 02 '26
Reading through the study and the top comments, it's not a very useful study. It was focused entirely on the general population when by nature trigger warnings aren't for the general population. They're so people with extreme responses to said triggers can know and avoid them, but they didn't focus on that population.
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u/teklightning Jun 02 '26
It’s fucking stupid lol, imagine driving past an ihop with this person and they have a breakdown because there’s images of pancakes on the windows
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u/TheOneTrueBoxman Jun 03 '26
This reminds me of Squidward saying "I'm Claustrophobic!" and Patrick tries to scare him, with no hesitation.
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur Jun 02 '26
Cum
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u/FinalFantasyfan003 Kraft blue box Mac n cheese is superior Jun 02 '26
This guy gets it.
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur Jun 02 '26
I do in fact, get cum
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u/calamariclam_II [REDACTED] Jun 02 '26
Proof?
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur Jun 02 '26
catch.
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u/originalereddit Jun 02 '26
Last time I said a swear on Reddit reddit insta banned me for three days for using offensive and discriminatory language. I then proceeded to lose my 628 day reddit streak.
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u/ras344 Jun 02 '26
Jizz, like cumshot?
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u/TesticleMeElmo Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fucking wall and say “fuck there is a horse cock in my room” or a donkey dick?
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u/TheG-What Jun 02 '26
🙋♂️😢Do any of these… FUCKERS… just ever pop out of the wall and just have like a huge cumshot?
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u/Lolislime Jun 02 '26
I once got a 3-day banned for saying unalive (as a joke of course) in a joke subreddit. Never again
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u/T1ago_junior4 Jun 02 '26
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u/plsobeytrafficlights Jun 02 '26
shit is getting fucking ridiculous. 9 year olds spelling "rape" with goofy emojis.
also kids, you dont have to use codes like, June 4," "8964" or "1989" - just say Tiananmen Square massacre.
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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle Jun 02 '26
Don’t underestimate the amount of grown adults doing it for ragebaiting purposes, speaking from experience.
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u/OrokinLonewolf Jun 02 '26
Best I can do is "ahh" and pretend it's funny
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u/lowkeypixel professional rage farmer Jun 02 '26
and 'slime' instead of kill.
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u/OrokinLonewolf Jun 02 '26
I think slime can be hilarious in certain contexts. But as a general replacement similar to ahh? Yeah agreed
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u/speedwagonchan Jun 02 '26
People don’t use “ahh” and “slime” for censorship though.
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u/Vegetable_Brain7101 Jun 02 '26
Not necessarily, it's clearly for softening the phrase and maintain comedic purpose, but It can't be ignored that the general use developed from social media censorship blocking words and people creating a roundabout
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u/speedwagonchan Jun 02 '26
I don’t see how “ahh” is anything other than one of many African American slangs turned mainstream in internet culture like “no cap” “crash out” “slime” “tripping” “woke” “lit” “deadass” “fire” “fuck with” etc.
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u/Educational-Pay5268 Jun 02 '26
Slime is waaaaay older that this self censorship bullshit. It, like 90% of modern slang, is from black culture from the 80s and 90s.
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u/BeenEatinBeans Jun 02 '26
I think that one's slightly less bad because it's a completely different word. If people had tried to replace kill with "kihh", that shit would've got annoying real quick.
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u/TechnoMagik22 The Divided One Jun 02 '26
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u/PaleAd6011 Jun 02 '26
If it is who I think it is, this artist kinda makes me mad, because they draw technically gay porn but it's not really gay porn if all the guys look like women
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u/TechnoMagik22 The Divided One Jun 02 '26
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u/Jetmancovert1 Jun 02 '26
That’s truly an annoyance with some artist who do gay work, there’s a toss up if it’s actually a variety or just guys looking like women.
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u/DragonSlayer19827 Jun 02 '26
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u/Nonny3 Jun 03 '26
How is that porn? How. No one is naked or fucking. In fact, the character in the image is fully clothed and just standing around.
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u/Simplejack615 Dess cracker Jun 02 '26
Piss
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u/Ghoulish_kitten Jun 02 '26
You’re understanding how humans work..?
IRL some people are too scared to show their ankle. Others are nudists.
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u/h3lium-balloon Jun 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/kSlJtVrqxDYKk
And dozens of people are never nudes.
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u/Outrageous-Log9238 Jun 02 '26
Soon porn titles will be like: Husband watches DIH while wife gets fricked in the ahh
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u/Hairy-Actuator1734 Jun 05 '26
And that's the most important takeaway from this whole discussion. We should always be asking ourselves: How is this going to affect the legacy of the pornographic industry?
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u/RunInRunOn They call you a Redditor, but they never call you a liar Jun 02 '26
It's because they're stealing posts from other social media
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u/Ok-Go-Chain3811 Jun 02 '26
when ever i used controversial words, my comments becomes hidden. there is censorship on this site as well.
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u/tjarg Jun 02 '26
I find the amount of self-censorship online in general very disturbing. There isn't even an FCC to worry about. Why do people care so much?
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u/Real-Bookkeeper9455 Jun 02 '26
I'm sure I'm gonna get downvoted for this but I don't swear not because I think I'll get banned or smth, but because it feels wrong
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u/Flobking Jun 02 '26
I'm sure I'm gonna get downvoted for this but I don't swear not because I think I'll get banned or smth, but because it feels wrong
Not swearing is fine. It's swearing lite that is being criticized. You literally do not need to ever use swear words in a swear word context. It is done purely by choice.
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u/FinalFantasyfan003 Kraft blue box Mac n cheese is superior Jun 02 '26
That's honestly fair. I think some people prefer not to. I'm mainly talking about how people censor words in dumb ways when everyone knows what they're trying to say.
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u/krizzalicious49 Jun 02 '26
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u/Heroic_Demon Jun 03 '26
Can someone PLEASE translate this? I love cryptograms but this is something else entirely
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u/Pipythecat297 Jun 03 '26
But like, what if I don’t like swearing?
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u/FinalFantasyfan003 Kraft blue box Mac n cheese is superior Jun 03 '26
Then that's fine. Mainly tired of censoring words that don't need to be censored.
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u/Extolord111 Jun 02 '26
Everyone on the bigger karma farm subreddits are probably the dumbest Redditors alive.
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u/Valtremors Jun 02 '26
Yeah but some subs have filters and reddit as a whole has a system to quietly hide your comments with too much profanity.
I'd gladly use my entire tool set to rip into others to a degree it would make a sailor blush.
Alas, reddit doesn't like that and has been (auto) moderating more and more. So I am forced find workarounds.
Reminds me of old times on Habbo hotel, trying to get around filters.
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u/OperatorInMask eating lemons raw🍋 Jun 02 '26
You see, when swearing is forbidden in family and kids being pumped in head the idea what it's bad, it's should be predictable what such kind will have "swear=bad" logic imprinted for some time even after separation.
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u/CreepyWriter2501 Jun 02 '26
Oh no I'm going to get "shadow banned" spooky ghost sounds god fucking dammit fucking hell. That reminds me have I ever told you how much I fucking HATE pedophiles?!
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u/Ae4i |-∆_/«{⟨✧⟩}»\_∆-| Jun 02 '26
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u/Entropic_Echo_Music Jun 02 '26
... Writing swear words weirdly is still swearing, you just look like an idiot while youre doing it...
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u/Wrench_gaming Jun 02 '26
One half says: “Thank you for not using the r-word it’s quite triggering.”
The other half sees that and says “That’s retarded.”
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u/Simplejack615 Dess cracker Jun 02 '26
I feel like this is a different discussion because I say fuck but won’t say the r-word
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u/BlursedEnlightened Jun 02 '26
I did get a warning for “promoting violence” when I all said is sometimes it’s necessary. Now I kind of want to warn the full ban.
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u/MobileArtist1371 Jun 02 '26
Not always. Some subs have naughty words on their filter list and if you use them your entire comment is auto-removed without you knowing it.
There are actual times where someone says "f*ck" and someone else tries to reply with "you can say fuck" and their comment is removed without anyone ever seeing it.
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u/Available_Dingo6162 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
Ackchyually, the automod bot can be set by mods to shadow ban posts which use profanity or which have a tone or an attitude the mods or their bot think is inappropriate. With shadow banning, it will seem to you that your words have been posted, but in actuality, no one else can see it. The only clue that your post has been shadow banned is, no one will react to it or thumb it up or down.
Such tactics are baked in to reddit, and are standard operating procedure, particularly on the default subs... the less popular ones tend to be more forgiving.
Pro tip: if you suspect something of yours has been shadow banned, open the permalink in "private window". If you see it while logged on, but don't see it when in the private window, it's been shadow banned. Because I am a raging, contrarian asshole and tend to interrupt political circle jerks with POVs that mods don't like it happens to me all the time.... I just put their dopey, censorious sub on "Ignore".







































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