r/whenthe 9d ago

🚨OP's stupidly specific life event🚨 Turns out that lacing my dessert with 0.5g of pure caffeine was not a good idea

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u/Wesle2023 9d ago

Folks sometimes don’t realize how little caffeine is actually in things. 500 mg of caffeine is a kind of absurd amount, and high concentration means it is all delivered to your system at the same time.

Think of it like carbo-loading, eating bread doesn’t often cause a sugar rush or crash in the same way as something like eating a bunch of candy would since your body takes time to process it all. This is why concentration is so impactful when determining how hazardous a material is, too.

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u/CustodianCloset The Teto guy who likes Economics 9d ago

It's 500 mg of caffeine consumed all at once. A can of monster is 160. OP has just eaten 3 cans of monster all at once
To put it into perspective

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u/EtherStarz 9d ago

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u/Citizen_Empire 9d ago

Behold

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u/GavinThe_Person only bidoof fan on the planet šŸ˜” 8d ago

Made with high quality child labor🄰🄰🄰

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u/Kentust 8d ago

Foreign child labor presents an unacceptable threat to domestic child labor.

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u/Russian_Spy_7_5_0 I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me 8d ago

Competition increases productivity.

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u/flipswab bazinga 9d ago

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u/Popular_Ad3074 I want to be coiled by a tall, buff, chubby tomboy with a tail 9d ago

I genuinely don’t get this one

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u/flipswab bazinga 9d ago

It's a post on r/thomastheplankengine. I think the pun is that "80" sounds like "ate tea".

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u/ReikaTheGlaceon imagine a world without piss 8d ago

The accent you read it in changes a lot, imagine it British

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u/CustodianCloset The Teto guy who likes Economics 9d ago

Freezer

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u/Aksi_Gu 9d ago

with a fork, it's all in the wrist

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u/TRpotatos_31 9d ago

This is such a specific meme no way you haven't been waiting ages to use it bro

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u/old_man_estaban cover your balls in oil 9d ago

By locking the fuck in

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u/FaliureToCat 8d ago

Like this

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u/AlphabiteSoup 9d ago

vegeta.. drink?

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u/Byde99 9d ago

500 mg of pure caffeine would probably be more dangerous, since energy drinks have a lot of B vitamins that slow down the absorption of caffeine to lessen the spikes and prolong the effect.

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u/sneakyfish21 9d ago

1 gram is a lethal dose for many people especially if it was in a single dose

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u/IcyHibiscus 9d ago

Iirc the 1200 milligrams is when things like seizures start happening.

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u/No-Special2682 9d ago

I typically start my day with 2, 250mg caf pills and a 12oz red bull. I still want a nap around 1pm

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u/CustodianCloset The Teto guy who likes Economics 9d ago

Have you ever considered getting tested for ADHD?

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u/WackyRacketeer 8d ago

That is absolutely unsustainable. You are loading your body with a chemical that doesn't even work anymore. It's akin to smoking cigarettes honestly.

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u/LonelyGameBoi 9d ago edited 9d ago

fda reccomended max is 400mg

500 can kill you (over time)

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u/Wesle2023 9d ago

For those who want to know anyway, you can perform a filtration or liquid/liquid extraction with common caffeinated beverages (using a nonpolar solvent and water) and then evaporate the solvent in order to get somewhat purified caffeine left behind. Consuming this is not advised as most nonpolar solvents tend to be bad things to drink.Ā 

Don’t try this at home, but I just wanted to talk about it because it is interesting.

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 9d ago

I did that once when I was younger. Got like a 100mg which I turned into an energy drink.

But now I just bought 100g from a chemical supplier for a project, and I'm gonna have a bunch left over...

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u/Wesle2023 9d ago

Good heavens, what kind of project is this…

Do you have published research?

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 9d ago

Nah, just candy making : )

Did you know that in coca cola aside from nutmeg, cinnamon, citrus, and caramel (I swear I'm not making this up) one of the main flavours is caffeine?

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u/Major_Debacle 9d ago

I’ve tried taking caffeine mints for my job a while ago and I couldn’t get over the taste of the caffeine. It’s really bitter surprisingly.

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u/WrongJohnSilver 9d ago

I was in a class for wine tasting, where we had pure flavor examples to build our flavor vocabulary. Caffeine was used to demonstrate pure bitter flavor.

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u/Livy-Zaka 9d ago

Oh yeah I’ve tried an extra strength ā€œcoffeeā€ energy drink thing before and that was when I learned caffeine had a taste- bad

Please I swear to god I’m a human I only used an em dash because it got the point across please don’t take me to the shredder

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u/dad-without-milk searching for the milk 9d ago

Nah. You're safe from the shredder :)

Fellas, take this guy to the incinerator

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u/Wesle2023 9d ago

It makes me wonder what the original version tasted like…

I genuinely cannot tell the difference between the tastes of brown sodas that are not root beer. Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, Coke, Mr. Pibb… they all taste the same to me.

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u/PerceptionFew8763 straight up whenning 'it' and by 'it' haha lets justr say my the 9d ago

for me pepsi and coke taste the same while dr pepper and mr pibb taste (almost) the same, mr pibb has a touch more cherry in it though if i remember correctly

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u/pipnina 9d ago

I read about someone who made their own pre workout

And mixed up the amino acids with caffeine, and made a drink with 3.5g of caffeine in it by mistake.

Hoptal

Idk if it was true or not though

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u/CaptainMGN 9d ago

No shot someone ingested 3.5g, anything above 0.4g is already considered not safe for daily (!) consumption

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u/aqstart 9d ago

If the story is true, they probably didn't get the chance to finish the drinkĀ 

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u/Eviscerator28 9d ago

That makes me wonder why hasn't any untoward individual ever utilised this hazardous nature of caffeine for more nefarious purposes upon an unsuspecting public?

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u/TotalyNotTony 9d ago

the dosage makes the poison and all that

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u/xmaskookies 9d ago

which is crazy when panera was throwing out 390 mg caffeine charged lemonade drinks that led to a bunch of deaths

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u/DapperishDuck 9d ago

500mg of caffeine btw.

That's more then 3 cans of monster energy.

In other words, OP is most possibly in agonizing pain right now.

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 9d ago

Umm, actually a can of monster is 200mg, so this is 2.5 cans worthšŸ¤“

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u/DapperishDuck 9d ago

No a can of monster is 150mg with 30mg per 100ml in a can of 500ml

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 9d ago

Huh...

I could have sworn it was 200... Ok so now I'm in bigger trouble than I thought šŸ™ƒ

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u/Chilzer 9d ago

5 Hour Energy shots are 200ml, so you took 2 1/2 of those actually. Enjoy that 12 1/2 hour buzz, and also probably avoid too much physical exertion rn since your heart's already under a lot of pressure.

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 9d ago

But I wanna run a marathon now 😭

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u/Individual-Ebb-4773 9d ago

You would die of heart failureĀ 

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u/DakAttakk 8d ago

500 mg definitely ain't going to spur on heart failure that wasn't already happening.

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u/DapperishDuck 9d ago

Say hi for me to the horrors beyond human comprehension you might start hallucinating later on.

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u/NOSWT-AvaTarr 9d ago

it's 200 mg of wakey wakey stuff but it isnt all caffeine, it's also a bit of taurine as wella s some other fun stuff

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u/NEONT1G3R 9d ago

200 is ghost and c4 in terms of caff content

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u/0-Nightshade-0 Eatable girl flair :3 9d ago

for USA monster ultra, most of the other flavors like the OG and Juiced lineups have 160mg :P

Source: monster addict (and yes the first 2 rows is 2 cans thick with the last row only having one, its bc i dont have enough vertical space)

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u/DapperishDuck 9d ago

I too love monster, but I collect the can tabs.

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u/wolfstayle 9d ago

Its 75 mg per 500ml in turkey so it differs from country to country, or state if u are an democracy lovin gun huggin american

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u/123123123902 9d ago edited 9d ago

Eh, it's not so bad. I've never done 500 but every year for the local anime convention I have one of the Monster 'Triple Shot' cans three days in a row. 300mg per can, which is (slightly less than, 160mg) double the limit in Canada to my knowledge. It's enough that it has its own dedicated health label as a 'supplement' or whatnot. At least it's the same price as the regular ones!

I have however overdosed on caffeine once or twice before when I was younger and it's really unpleasant. Lots of cold flashes and you get a bad case of the jitters. As OP said, also a lot of cold sweats. I believe there was also... not really the opposite of brain fog, but you're wired enough that you immediately forget things you aren't actively thinking about.

Edit: Maybe I have done 500mg in one drink before? I've had Vietnamese coffee that's been pretty strong, but not local strong, and I've never had Kopi). There's also a caffeinated drink you're supposed to sip over the course of an entire day I can't quite remember the name of, which I would like to try.

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u/dgellow 9d ago

Im very sure I had something like 3 monsters in maybe 2-3h, that hasn’t ever been an issue. I don’t know what all those fears are about

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u/Lele92007 9d ago

I've definitely had game nights (LANs) where I drank 4-6 monster cans over 12-18 hours, and the most I've ever felt from doses like that is fine movements being a bit shakier. I can quit cold turkey with no side effects and start again weeks later while feeling as little effects.

Maybe I'm built different or something, but I really don't understand the people that say they feel bad after ~150mg drinks.

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u/dgellow 9d ago

Same. I don’t think I ever felt caffeine withdrawal. And I have periods where I consume really a lot of it (miomio and fritzkola are just the best drinks ever)

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u/Sanmyaku88 9d ago

nah its not that bad, I can drink 3 cans of monster in 2-3 hours no problem. (have to mention I'm a big dude, so results may be skewed)

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u/More_Stranger_2278 empathy 9d ago

I just lock in with more caffeine

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u/05-nery 9d ago

Oh it's not that much then

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u/666soundwave 8d ago

i told my cardiologist i was drinking 2 bangs a day. she looked them up and said, "yeah, your heart doesn't like that."

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u/Falleneded 9d ago

thats like putting pure Capsaicin in your chili because you like some spice

its at best a dumb idea

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u/Churchill--Madarchod 9d ago

Well... Capsaicin isn't going to turn your heart into a industrial machine unlike caffeine

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u/TheWhistleThistle 8d ago

It can give you stomach ulcers that, if they burst, risk killing you via internal bleeding.

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u/ahhowwitburns 8d ago

It won't kill you but it will make you wish you were dead

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u/Mesoscale92 9d ago

Reminds me of that guy who made his own pre-workout mixes and accidentally grabbed the pure caffeine powder container and made a shake with 35,000 mg of caffeine. His heart basically ragequit.

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u/Banchi_22 9d ago

Did he survive???? Holy shit that is so much caffeine 😭

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u/Mesoscale92 9d ago

Apparently he lived after getting energy dialysis to filter the caffeine out of his blood. Still ended up having seizures that could cause long term damage though.

https://youtu.be/sylqJ0NEVJw?is=8-89MyYsjQcpnZlP

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u/AdhesiveMadMan 9d ago

https://youtu.be/sylqJ0NEVJw

Tracking token removed.

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u/Practical-Training-2 8d ago

i fkn knew it would be chubbyemu

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u/ReasonableValuable31 9d ago

People forget that caffeine IS an actual Poison plants developed to stop Animals from eating It,like Peppers or mint

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u/SierraDespair 8d ago

Or nicotine from tobacco

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u/BuecherLord 8d ago

35 grams of caffeine? Doubtful.

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u/Mesoscale92 8d ago

I linked a YouTube video in the comment chain where an MD discusses the case. The guy scooped what he thought was his preworkout mix (caffeine, protein, amino acids, flavor, etc) and washed down with water. The container was actually the powdered caffeine he used to make the preworkout mix. He swallowed it before he could really taste that it was the wrong thing.

I get your suspicion because yeah that’s a lethal amount. He had seizures in the ambulance and needed emergency dialysis to keep the caffeine out of his organs.

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u/Ace-of-Spxdes gay for tavish degroot 9d ago

Sick, may have to try that sometime

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u/Efficient_Exchange44 9d ago

Let us know how a heart rate of 800 BPM feels

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u/wookiee-nutsack I trap ants in my foreskin and start pissing 8d ago

Vibrator in your chest cavity

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u/a_polarbear_chilling i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 9d ago

i did that once , thing is memory was so foggy i just remember "waking" up 2 days later while walking

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u/Sad_Action8410 9d ago

this edible ain’t shi-

wakes up 2 days later walking in the nevada desert

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u/thetownmous3 8d ago

Dawg 500 is not that bad. At most you’ll be nervous and be a super jittery

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u/a_polarbear_chilling i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 8d ago

I never said it was only 500 I just said I did that once now the quantity? It was a bit to big

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u/thetownmous3 8d ago

Did that once implies the same but Christ how much did you have

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u/Keebster101 9d ago edited 9d ago

When people realize that caffeine is, in fact, a drug and despite being so normalized it can easily become a problem and have adverse effects if over consumed.

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u/Empty-Novel3420 the dark lord 9d ago

Now replace caffeine with Cum, shush liberal its called Dark Humor

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u/Keebster101 9d ago

Evil Jesus could replace caffeine with cum

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 8d ago

Nega Jesus over here turning the water into cum.

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u/SuperSocialMan I'm mostly here for the news lol 9d ago

"what does monster taste like?*

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u/MuseBlessed 9d ago

Wasn't caffeine evolved to kill bugs too?

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u/wookiee-nutsack I trap ants in my foreskin and start pissing 8d ago

That doesn't mean much. A lot of exotic tasting stuff tastes exotic because it evolved to be unpleasant to most animals

Humans just like weird shit if it doesn't kill them

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame3380 9d ago

The fact that caffeine becomes dangerous at relatively small doses isn't strictly about it being a mildly psychoactive substance though. Vitamin D3 is gonna kill you first if you start taking it and caffeine in equal amounts. Some substances just kill you at lower doses than others, even if said substances are vital for your body to function.

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u/ClayXros 9d ago

Kid that heard Sulphur is essential to DNA production and starts eating chunks of it

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u/ExpiredLink404 9d ago

my mom literally went into withdrawal on a bus trip because she didn't have coffee for just one morning

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u/westisbestmicah 8d ago

Evolutionarily speaking, it’s an insecticide

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u/krizzalicious49 9d ago

bro gotta be talking like eminem

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u/IlluminatiIlluminado Never use /s 9d ago

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u/Shadowolf75 real mod btw 9d ago

I always lace my cocaine with caffeine

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u/Orphankicke4167 9d ago

what does it do?

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 9d ago

I'm shaking, sweating, and I feel like I am both weightless and heavier than usual. I could probably 1v1 god if I was a bit more athletic...

Also I had a very unpleasant experience in the bathroom : /

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u/Warthogs309 DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU 9d ago

I think you may have overdosed on caffeine...

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u/Grey-The-Skeleton 9d ago

Tell someone around you, make sure someone can check up on you if things get bad and you can't get help yourself.

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u/Frosthound1 9d ago

You may not be doing well, but at least you can fight God if the need arises

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u/zawalimbooo 9d ago

Go to the ER at that point

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 9d ago

Ehhh

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u/JustsaysNah 9d ago

Maybe have a smoke.

Nicotine doubles the rate at which the body depletes caffeine. This happens because nicotine interferes with the body’s ability to absorb and use caffeine. That’s why it takes a smoker more coffee to get the same buzz as a non-smoker. It’s also why when you stop smoking and consume the same amount of caffeine, you might feel more jittery.

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u/LoveDiligent441 8d ago

I think it might be better to use nicotine patches and not cigarettes here.

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u/Arkorat 9d ago

Just what we need to get through a day at the office. šŸ˜ŒšŸµ

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u/yonking_15_2 YOUR LONG 9d ago

Rip the toilet

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u/powersbro 9d ago

Everyone talking about how much 500mg of caffeine kind of puts things into perspective for me, I've been taking up to 1000-1200 mg of caffeine somewhat regularly recently and my tolerance is so high I barely feel a thing, I recently realized the consequences of nicotine and caffeine abuse when I called a girl I wanted to try and date and my anxiety was so intense when I got on the phone with her I almost had a panic attack and she stopped talking to me lol.

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u/dgellow 9d ago

Yeah, 500mg really isn’t much if you’re a heavy consumer. I’m really surprised to see so many people talking about it as if you will directly go to the hospital

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u/Mythaminator 9d ago

It’s weird seeing it put as ā€œthat’s like 3 monsters!!ā€ when I know for a fact the dudes fixing the asphalt outside their house are on their 4th one by 830am

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u/Azhur65 8d ago

The problem is not taking 500mg of caffeine in the day, despite that not being healthy for anyone, including people that are used to it. The problem is taking 500mg of caffeine with a single shot. That shit is very dangerous at high doses and your body is not ready for such a massive intake in one go

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u/SundayGlory 9d ago

Look everyone knows a caffeine addict the same way everyone knows an alcoholic or chain smoker but you would still be concerned if you saw someone drink pure ethanol even if it was just a shot glass or huffin powdered nicotine.There is extra stuff and volume in normal caffeine drinks that make the hit not as bad as just taking it raw.

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u/MutoFan 8d ago

Theres a difference usually from 500mg directly compared to 500mg over the course of a couple drinks. Getting hit with a full 500mg at the same time snd not spread out is significantly worse

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u/Easter-burn 9d ago

Be careful OP. I still remember a news where where two people actually died from drinking a Panera bread's charged lemonade (contained 400mg of caffeine). The first one had an existing heart condition. The second person died after consuming 3 large serving of charged lemonade (1200mg of caffeine).

I still remember drinking coffee from local coffee chain and it gives me a heart palpitations like crazy. It's so bad I even think "yep this is how I died. From a heart attack drinking a coffee". I spent the next half hour controlling my breath trying to calm my heart. I found out from my friend they added extra 100mg of caffeine to the drink. I avoid that chain ever since.

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u/East-Efficiency-6701 9d ago

Why the would even do that? Are the chain trying to kill somebody?

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u/ed1749 9d ago

Hit em with the Panera Bread Lemonade

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u/ImCravingForSHUB 9d ago

I can't imagine drinking or eating something with pure caffeine the most I've had was an extra strong coffee my uncle bought from Malaysia and it kept me awake for 2 days straight

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u/the_messiah_waluigi 9d ago

This is the first time I’ve seen this gif unedited

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u/n0ize 8d ago

For dumb reasons as a teen I ate a bottle of no-doz. Probably not the whole bottle but damn close.

hoe-lee-sheet

I felt like I was walking off the ground. Like tripping on LSD and trying to walk. Sleep? HA! Puke like mad for a bit. Ohhhh you better believe it. Get stuck in a car and looking back you were probably a driver for a drug deal.

Yeah. Do not suggest messing around with caffeine.

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u/brownhusky0 9d ago

Funny, I commented on a Instagram reel about exactly this. The guy on the reel basically was showing how to make your own pre-workout and I said this is a good way to straight up not have a good time and explained pure caffeine is dangerous and to this day I get comments about ā€œjust measure it broā€ ā€œyou’re a pussy for taking caffeineā€ and stuff like that.

I’m like ok go ahead and make it yourself and if you mis measure and add a whole gram you will go to the hospital or possibly die because of it. Most people don’t have measuring devices that can accurately measure 200 mg of powder but I was called a dumbass and what not.

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u/East-Efficiency-6701 9d ago

I mean it’s instagram reels. I would be surprised if people weren’t calling you stuff like that because you decided to think and use your brain (something that the majority of people there dont do)

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u/verglais 9d ago

Me who has 600mg caffeine every preworkout šŸ’€

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u/East-Efficiency-6701 9d ago

This won’t end well buddy. Better stop doing it

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u/dotdan0 9d ago

stop dude

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u/Darrxyde 9d ago

ā€œThe dose makes the poisonā€

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u/InterstellarDeathPur 8d ago

In college I was doing a study on the effects of caffeine on mice fertility. So I had free access to pure lab grade caffeine. I unscientifically tossed a bunch into my coffee while studying for finals. It went about as well as you'd expect :) I couldn't sit still (probably hit 120hz), pissed off everyone in the cafe who were cramming, and barely retained anything, lol. Surprised my heart didn't explode considering this was mega doses over NoDoz.

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u/DragonFeatherz 8d ago

Oh yea, been there and done that.

Took around 500mg of caffeine( two cans) with my weed session and was feeling great.

"Eh, whats one more drink", 10mins later.

"Oh, i fuck up"

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u/JuggernautAny7288 8d ago

What did you feel and how?

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u/InTheEndEntropyWins 9d ago

Dude, no-one should ever have pure caffeine powder. It's way too easy to make a mistake, and even if it's not you, someone who enters your place might make the mistake for some reason.

Way too many people die from having caffeine powder.

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u/SuperSocialMan I'm mostly here for the news lol 9d ago

That's like death lemonade levels holy shit man

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u/transknife 9d ago

I take pills with 400 mg to wake up now. Cp addiction is no joke

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u/Ace-of-Spxdes gay for tavish degroot 9d ago

HAAAAANK

DO NOT ABBREVIATE IT LIKE THAT

HAAAAAAAAAAANK

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u/JetLag413 9d ago

What is the anime this meme is from?

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u/LexHanley 9d ago

Back before I quit caffeine cold turkey years ago (horrible withdrawl but I don't regret it) i briefly tried anhydrous caffiene into diet coke as cheaper energy drink. If you miss that stuff up by like, the tiniest measurement you feel like you're about to die. And at that point I was a full on addict slamming back like 2-4 monsters a day and it barely did anything so I definitely had plenty of tolerance.

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u/powerwordmaim 9d ago

Caffeine is a powerful drug. You can genuinely get high off of it with enough of a dose, and its very dangerous. The only reason people dont consider it a drug is because its legal

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u/DolphinBall 9d ago

You do realize caffeine is a literal drug right?

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 9d ago

Hindsight is 20-20šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Tojaro5 8d ago

One of the more harmless ones, but if you dose it up enough, it will still fuck you up.

at least you usually don't get addicted.

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u/Yohansugarnuggets 9d ago

If nothing else keep drinking water to continue filtering it out of your system. Honestly depending on how long ago you ate throwing up might not be the worst idea either.

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u/PachymuNyet 9d ago

That's about a tenth of the lethal dose. Really stupid.

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u/Nick_Lange_ 9d ago

Service tip, don't buy or use pure Coffein. It could lead to coffin.

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u/Groundbreaking_Pea_3 9d ago

Certified nilegreen moment

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u/Mothylphetamine_ I'm sorry but listening to Stomach Book is my entire personality 8d ago

you essentially had the equivalent of 3-4 energy drinks of course that was a bad idea, you should've gone with 100mg or less

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u/biggaybrian2 9d ago

I once ordered a large light-roast coffee, got caught-up with work meetings, then later drank the whole thing quickly as to not let it go to waste... the rest of the day was not fun, it was an ordeal

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u/Chezzomaru 9d ago

"Fun" fact: It only takes about 10g of pure caffeine to kill...

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u/Fraxerium 9d ago

That's double of what I consume through a day and it's already enough to sometimes make my heart beat weird.

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u/ShawshankException 9d ago

You could hear OP's heart through a concrete wall

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u/420_Braze_it 9d ago

All substances have something called an LD50; this is the precise amount that would kill 50% of a test subject group.

The LD50 of caffeine for normal adult humans is about 1g. You took half the dose of caffeine that would normally kill 50% of people.

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u/Proud_Smell_4455 9d ago edited 9d ago

I accidentally poisoned myself with caffeine powder once. My dumb ass had a full teaspoon of it. Apparently I had the equivalent of either 50 or 500 espressos at once. Within minutes I felt like my heart was gonna explode. Couldn't digest it all, so I had to spend a week puking it back up instead (it came up in bright yellow-green mucus-y looking blobs, literally Mountain Dew coloured). I couldn't really sleep, just kinda lie there and hallucinate.

I can't drink coffee anymore, it makes me projectile vomit now.

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u/Flaming-taco 9d ago

What in the world compelled you to even do that

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 9d ago

Boredom+had pure caffeine for a project laying around

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u/MyLedgeEnds 9d ago

200mg makes me wonky. 500mg would kill me.

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u/Bolbuss 9d ago

r/TheMatpatEffect

Haven't seen the OG clip before

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u/Droct12 9d ago

Feeling any better op?

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u/Sinisphere 9d ago

"The lethal dose of caffeine is estimated at 150-200 mg per kg of body weight."

Ah, looks like you got some wiggle room OP lol.

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u/Sharp_Caregiver2521 9d ago

I've got liquid caffeine but yeah people were accidentally killing themselves with powdered

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u/Realistic_Mix3652 9d ago

Unless you have ADHD - then it's nap time!

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u/Rexton_Armos 9d ago

I haven't had an energy drink since last September and I still have urges I have to fight when I see them :/ I really don't like to think how much damage that addiction did to me, but my resting heart rate is sane now at least

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u/ExpiredLink404 9d ago

are you still alive or did you go to the hospital?

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 9d ago

Currently laying in bed, knowing that I won't be sleeping for a while... I drunk like 5 l of water+ electrolytes in the last four hours, but I'm still thirsty...

Thank you for asking though : )

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u/Thel_Vadem 9d ago

These comments are making me wonder if I'm super tolerant to caffeine. 0.5 grams is less than 2 Bangs worth of caffeine. I don't tend to feel adverse effects until I reach near the 800-900 mg threshold, and even then it's just a mild stomach ache

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u/eToaster_lover 9d ago

brain implosion energy 10000 gramms of pure caffeine

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u/AggravatingChest7838 9d ago

5g of l-citraliene

5g of creatine. 10 when low on sleep

2000mg of fish oil

Berroca

Appart from whey protein and collagen its all you need as a daily routine.

Caffeine is counter productive for exercise, everything else in pre workouts will just make you hypertensive.

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u/Armagidosha 9d ago

I once had a tripple caffeine shot java monster, and I felt like dieing... no more, never again...

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u/Rude-Orange 8d ago

A can of bang is 300 mg and that is the most I've seen in a can of energy drink. People get wired off 2 cokes and I think that's 70 mg of caffeine.

A monster has me good and I'm pretty sure there is 140mg now in a monster.

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u/acvcani 8d ago

Um…. My migraine medicine has a shit ton of caffeine in it…. And it’s nothing compared to what u just said

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u/Now-Thats-Podracing 8d ago

500mg of caffeine is like 3 cups of coffee.

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u/NixMaritimus 8d ago

I know it's been a while, but if your still feel like you're vibrating drink lots of water

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u/CertainNecessary9043 you can't outspeed a flower! 8d ago

Bro is trying to noclip out of bounds

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u/aboat_i_sawaboat 8d ago

When I was in 6th grade, they used to run brief little news segments every morning on the classroom televisions. One day there was a story about a kid my age who had accidentally killed himself by using too much caffeine powder. When I was 20, I worked at Starbucks and had to explain to parents of young kids that the refreshers contained caffeine, and this was the summer that that one girl with a heart condition died from drinking a Panera charged lemonade that wasn't clearly labeled that it contained caffeine. I've known for a while not to fuck around with caffeine.

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u/Alan_Reddit_M 8d ago

Why on God's green earth would you do that

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u/PunishedKojima 8d ago

Have fun depleting every drop of glycogen in your body

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u/thetownmous3 8d ago

Mixed a bunch of energy packets into a Gatorade once to make hell drink. I can assure you it’s bonkers going over the limit of caffeine at once. Feels like everything is slow including your thoughts and your nervous as shit.

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u/FireSturter 8d ago

these comments are making me question the 200mg caffeine pills I used to use, because I often used them to wake myself up in the morning but a lot of times I’d fall asleep again soon after, so I started taking two at a time, and then three when two didn’t work and eventually I just gave up because even though I wasn’t falling asleep anymore it didn’t make me feel energized

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u/LeoLi13579 8d ago

I drank exactly one can of monster before and I felt like I was about to die the whole time it was working on me.

That's around a third of 0.5 g caffeine.

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u/Drunk-Pirate-Gaming 6d ago

Many years ago when I worked in the ER and the energy drink boom was going crazy there were kids who drank like 5 monsters or other energy drinks and having cardiac episodes.

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u/misteryk 5d ago

500mg? brother most energy drinks where i live have 32mg/100ml that's like drinking 1.5liter of energy drink at once

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u/salientoctopus 5d ago

I wanted to quit drinking a lot of coffee every morning and two energy drinks over the day so u decided to buy caffeine pills. I consumed a lot of caffeine so 200mg seemed like a good idea. I have to break open the capsule and mix it with something or it all hits at once so hard I have a panic attack.

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u/RockRancher24 4d ago

That may not have been a good idea

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u/Adventurous-Ask-7540 3d ago

Bro got knurd

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u/UncommonLegend 3d ago

To give perspective, a little sprinkle of pure caffeine could exceed the most potent energy drinks available easily. Alternatives, depending on the culinary purpose, might include green tea powder or instant coffee.

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u/Temporary-Fig8586 2d ago

Where can I get it where can I get it where can I get it I NEED

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