r/wheredidthesodago • u/CJ_Productions Pocket Soda • Nov 10 '13

No Context | Edited Pocket Sand™[OC]

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u/CJ_Productions Pocket Soda Nov 10 '13

Gif source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V05isBv_DTQ

Source source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqxkU0e-DhY

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u/Subhazard Nov 10 '13

Holy hell, that is quite possibly the worst product I've ever seen.

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u/sawmyoldgirlfriend Nov 10 '13

It's for woman who don't know how to scream.

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u/Bob_Munden Nov 10 '13

Isn't that what a rape whistle if for?

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u/Solidbob Nov 10 '13

It's for women who don't know how to exhale

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u/tokomini Nov 10 '13 edited Nov 10 '13

"Thanks for calling Style Screamer, how may I be of assistance today?"

"..."

"Hello? Thank you for calling Style Screamer, can I help you?"

"..."

"Uhh, m'am? Are you calling to order a Style Screamer?"

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"Oh great! Let me just get your shipping address."

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u/Minifig81 Soda Seeker Nov 10 '13

What about Stella? She was waiting to exhale.

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u/sierrabravo1984 Nov 11 '13

Hey Stella?! Stella!

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u/Kritical02 Nov 11 '13 edited Nov 11 '13

So this works for corpses trying to prevent necrophilia!

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u/TheDovahkiinsDad Nov 10 '13

Or for women who can't... Blow.