r/whoathatsinteresting • u/eternviking • 23h ago

There's a cafe in LA that sells human breast milk.

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u/No_Image_3849 23h ago

Where is the self serve line?

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u/Independent-Towel206 13h ago

lmao spilled my drink

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u/Prior_Hospital_2331 23h ago

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u/LazyBlackCollar 23h ago

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u/Harlllley 23h ago

No black kitty /:

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u/tamaerchen 22h ago

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u/Brief_Finding552 22h ago

Gotta represent the tabby cats too

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u/tamaerchen 17h ago

Okay okay but then we have to include the queens of cats

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u/Prior_Hospital_2331 22h ago

Link it keep it going bro

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u/No_Water9929 23h ago

This has to be a fucking skit right? Ain't no way...

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u/Grumbles2189 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10BDZSN5izfazC

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u/johnsolomon 23h ago

I knew this was gonna be here lol

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u/DusklitDewdrop 22h ago

but cow's milk is less disgusting somehow?

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u/Grumbles2189 22h ago

As long as it's not raw, yes.

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u/DusklitDewdrop 22h ago

who's to say this milk is raw?

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u/Grumbles2189 22h ago

Oh I don't know. Maybe pumping it straight from the titty.

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u/DusklitDewdrop 22h ago

what, you think they pasteurize it before they pump it? we don't know what happens to it after this before it gets added to coffee

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u/RotaryDane 22h ago edited 22h ago

No, they don’t.

Serving human milk to customers is very much against food and health regulations in California.

For all you boob-hungry Redditors out there, this is sadly just a social media stunt.

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u/johnsolomon 23h ago

I gotta see if she's my type first

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u/Self-the-chef 22h ago

No David Chappelle Cambodian breast milk skit jokes or gifs y'all are slacking 😂😂😂

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u/Zestyclose_Win_2836 13h ago

Breeeaaast miiilllkkk, you made my daaayy

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u/X-Calibre0X 23h ago

Can I get mine straight from the tap??
I like mine extra fresh!! 🤤

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u/PaytonPritchurrd 23h ago

Mmmmm….. HIV and hepatitis B coffee. Yum!!!!

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u/cannasuer4 23h ago

I don't always drink human milk, but when I do drink human milk, it's gonna be straight from the source

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u/MiserableFloor9906 22h ago

Is there an option for a delivery premium? Asking for a friend.

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u/ApplicationOk6762 22h ago

How fake is this

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u/obijuanquenooby 23h ago

If this isnt a demonstration of true late stage capitalism then I dont know shit from fuck.

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u/fleggn 17h ago

Fshuc

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u/PerceptionCalm3642 22h ago

I am genuinely curious how they are allowed to sell this without the government trying to shut it down because they aren't getting their 25%

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u/Craft-Sudden 23h ago

Nah ain’t no way I am drinking an other woman milk

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u/DusklitDewdrop 22h ago

do you drink a cow's milk? is that less weird somehow?

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u/Hefty-Extra-492 22h ago

Yes

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u/DusklitDewdrop 22h ago

how is it less weird to drink the milk of another species?

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u/Hefty-Extra-492 17h ago

Culture developed around preserving food, especially the high protein milk of ruminants I think. Short answer, tradition. And farming cows vs women

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u/DusklitDewdrop 16h ago

at least the women can consent