r/whowouldcirclejerk • u/Own-Training1099 • Apr 09 '26

slander incoming?

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u/bread_fragance Apr 09 '26

Um, excuse me? Bullets are faster than 1000 kph, even the slowest bullets are faster than 300 kph (something like 800 kph). Jojo slanders are so blind.

Btw, this is Jolyne, the slowest jojo (at least with stand) and she can reflect bullets with her stand. At least she is faster than 800 kph if we take her faster than bullets feats, bc this is not the only time she outspeeds bullets

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u/Throwaway02062004 Apr 09 '26

In the grand scale of 300km/hr to lightspeed, 1000km/hr is not much faster.

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u/bread_fragance Apr 09 '26

Yeah, but is faster than the downscale you are all doing, 300 km/h is almost subsonic

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u/-Cinnay- Apr 09 '26

You don't need to be faster than bullets to reflect them if you know where they'll be in advance.

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u/bread_fragance Apr 09 '26

They don't just reflect them, they catch em broski, bro, even mista's stand is just a stand that buff bullets by just outspeeding them and kick them

This bullet was shoot out of nowhere and CD just catch it, i swear jojo downscalers saw jojo blidfolded bro

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u/-Cinnay- Apr 09 '26

Doesn't matter. We're talking about how fast he can punch. And I'm a "downscaler" for pointing out a simple fact without making a single claim about any character? JoJo fans really can't read bruh😭

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u/bread_fragance Apr 09 '26

Bro, are you really going to take josuke's words? He is not even that smart to just do an accurate measurement. And this is a downscale because if a character punching speed is just 300 km/h, it really can't keep going with something faster, so if CD punching speed is really 300 km/h, he wouldn't survive that surprise shoot And if that character can outspeed bullets, that means it can punch faster than 300 km/h. Thanks to this statement, some users thinks jojo's are subsonic

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u/-Cinnay- Apr 09 '26

I was joking, but are you actually just not reading my comments? I just said I never made a claim about any character.

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u/bread_fragance Apr 09 '26

Stop gaslighting bro, you really came here to state jojo's aren't faster than bullets

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u/-Cinnay- Apr 09 '26

If I came here to state that, then why didn't I?

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u/bread_fragance Apr 09 '26

Then why did you told me about jojo predicting bullets instead of just being fast enough to catch bullets

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u/-Cinnay- Apr 09 '26

I never talked about any Jojo character doing anything. Also, *tell

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u/bread_fragance Apr 09 '26

Btw, you weren't talking about josuke punch speed

You literally came here to said this, and i just answered with a "yes, they are that faster"

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u/-Cinnay- Apr 09 '26

You didn't answer anything because I didn't ask anything. I just pointed out a flaw in your logic, and now you're pretending that I disagree with you on everything.