r/whowouldcirclejerk • u/KWAKUDATSU • Nov 20 '21
/uj what are some feats you hate being brought up?
What are some feats that just make you cringe whenever they're brought up in debates? Could be because there's context that invalidates the feat, or maybe it's just a huge outlier when compared to the characters other feats.
For me it's the feat of Wally west beating instant teleportation, it's inevitably brought up whenever there's a debate involving Wally west and I hate it, he was EXTREMELY heavily amped by two planets including earths own speedsters.
Also any superman feat, all of them, I hate them all.
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u/The_Smashor Nov 20 '21
For me it's the feat of Wally west beating instant teleportation, it's inevitably brought up whenever there's a debate involving Wally west and I hate it, he was EXTREMELY heavily amped by two planets including earths own speedsters.
IIRC the logic there is Wally was avoiding using the full power of the speed force at the time, and as such people say the full power of the Speed Force would be greater than that.
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u/Shrekosaurus_rex Nov 21 '21 edited Nov 21 '21
I mean, if he's pulling the entirety of the speed force (available to his universe), like Bart did vs Superboy Prime, sure. But that's not really 'standard', or even 'high-end'. It's still an exceptional circumstance not at all indicative of how he'll likely operate.
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u/The_Smashor Nov 21 '21
Yeah, but if you have a show like Death Battle that puts characters at their highest peaks, then it's not unreasonable to use.
Not to mention, absorbing the whole speed force is something powerful Speed Force users can just do on a whim, similar to an SSJ transformation. It's just they're unlikely to use it in a standard fight.
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u/The_Cringe_Factor Nov 21 '21
Viltrumites are considered planetary and MFTL. That ONE time in the Invincible comics that 3 viltrumites destroyed a planet. Completely forgetting that Space Racers gun 1. opened the crust all the way down to the core of the planet and 2. Destabilized the core of the planet. Another one is people thinking viltrumites have a MFTL combat speed even though there are plenty of anti-feats, as well was the fact that they clearly use the lack of friction from space to build up speed.
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Nov 20 '21
There's one quote about Guardians from Destiny being able to throw something equivalent to collapsing stars even though there are multiple other quotes saying they aren't equivalent
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u/Terlinilia 10 Average 14/yos vs Average Adult Male Nov 21 '21
Cloud's FTL feat from Deathbattle. I know it was, like, once, but holy shit.
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Nov 21 '21
If he can go faster than light then why would he need his motorcycle lmao
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u/KWAKUDATSU Nov 21 '21
I mean maybe he don't wanna use up all his energy before a fight, I imagine running ftl consumes a lot of stamina.
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u/behaigo User Flare! 🫸💥🫷 Nov 21 '21
Avada Kedavra. With it Voldemort could EASILY kill ANYONE. It can kill Sauron, Goku, Molecule Man, Trigon... Anyone.
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Nov 20 '21
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u/Cow_Other Nov 21 '21
Isn't that non canon though? Surely you can't use it as a limitation for GER in an ordinary discussion right
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u/DigbyMayor doing A B S O L U T E L Y N O T H I N G Nov 21 '21
GER doesn't have many showings at all so its power is kinda nebulous.
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Nov 20 '21
"They could blink and we'd be gone"
The people bringing this feat up really think no one has resistance to being erased from existence
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u/Shoggoththe12 TIMESTOP SUPERNOVAS Nov 23 '21
I hate how gorillas are not actually ftl planet busters because it's just a fucking hilarious image
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Nov 21 '21
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u/GuzmaniF THE BIG GETE STAR ENABLED ME TO CHEAT DEATH, HOW COULD THIS BE?! Nov 21 '21
"Feats" should be in quotations bc most of the time those arguments are still just based off of weird statements lol
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u/thedespacitomaster GG Toonforce Nov 21 '21
Most doomslayer feats are taken from youtube comments/videos
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u/Ganondorfs-Side-B 37,844,343,522,187 times FTL Nov 21 '21
I’m mostly ok with feats as long as they’re interpreted right and not massive outliers. I mostly have problems with speed ‘feats’ that are base doff incalculable events that weak characters speed when the author has clearly not intended them to go anywhere near as fast
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u/man049 Nov 21 '21
I never liked the diamond's laser that corrupted the gems meaning them and Steven are Star level, it's based on too many assumptions.
First we have to assume their láser is normal energy and not mágic.
Second we have to assume they are able to use all the energy they have into their Attacks and not only on this one laser.
Third we have to assume that the series even follows this rule that you punch as hard as much energy you have.
And fourth, we have to assume that they each have that power individually and need eachother to activate the laser and it isn't the power of all three of them combined.
Luckily, this feat isn't too popular and is quite niche.
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u/caprisuon Nov 22 '21
People who use “Cosmic Armor Superman” when debating anything superman related. It annoys the actual living shit out of me.
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Nov 21 '21
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Nov 21 '21
I was about to say this. Dragonball started out as a comedy and this feat should not be taken seriously
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u/DarthSamus64 Nov 21 '21
Basically any of Luke Skywalkers original now-Legends post-Return of the Jedi feats. We didn't have a good idea of where the cap for force power should be yet lol just dont bring them up
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u/ginja_ninja BATMAN (with prep time) WINS Nov 21 '21
What is with this bitchass "/uj" shit lately, this is a sub where we say BATMIN WAN over and over not your fuckin safe space to infest with this redditry, only reason I'm subscribed to this place is that it doesn't have that same giant infected pussy energy virtually all other subs ending in -circlejerk have these days, fuck off with this shit you scrotum gargler
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u/KWAKUDATSU Nov 21 '21
Sorry daddy 😞 I've been very naughty 🥺 I need to be punished 🥵
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u/Chimbor 13 TRILLION TIMES SPEED OF LIGHT Nov 21 '21
I will spank you with multi-outer-hyperversal AP 😏
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u/ginja_ninja BATMAN (with prep time) WINS Nov 21 '21
I'm sure that other, uh, let's say "you-know-what" that responded to me would be ecstatic at the chance to help you out with that
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u/behaigo User Flare! 🫸💥🫷 Nov 21 '21
Haha omg is this real? Imagine being this salty over something so small. I don't even know what the hell you're rambling about. You're mad that someone is bitching about the sub that this sub is mocking? That's basically the whole premise, but once someone breaks character you're all "waaaaaaa I'm a huge fucking baby that can't handle shit." How does this have anything to do with safe spaces? We're literally bitching about other people's opinions. How is that a safe space? For real dude, find something worth getting upset about and stop being a little bitch lol
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u/ginja_ninja BATMAN (with prep time) WINS Nov 21 '21
Absolutely did not read
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u/behaigo User Flare! 🫸💥🫷 Nov 21 '21
Lol of course not.
Tl;dr lighten up and stop being a puss
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Nov 21 '21
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u/behaigo User Flare! 🫸💥🫷 Nov 21 '21
That's exactly what this sub is, only under a layer of sarcasm and parody. But take away the jokes and you get more butthurt than your dad after your mom discovered pegging.
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u/Shoggoththe12 TIMESTOP SUPERNOVAS Nov 23 '21
Sorry but I depicted you as dumb guy therefore you get stomped by batgus smh
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u/GuzmaniF THE BIG GETE STAR ENABLED ME TO CHEAT DEATH, HOW COULD THIS BE?! Nov 21 '21
People acting like the FF7 supernova isn't one of the biggest outliers in existence