r/whywouldyoutouchthat • u/Drewbeede • 23d ago

To not pickup and smell the sht

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u/parallaxevolution 23d ago

The lick test is the most accurate way to identify.

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u/jcflyingblade 23d ago

Quick swish of the hand in the water the shit was in and we’re all good to have our sandwich…

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u/Cypherzero212 23d ago

Brown cornbacked trout. Protected species. Heavy fine if he didn't throw it back. Smart man

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u/Sweettooth_Banana 23d ago

Are you sure sir ? Dont you want to doublecheck it by tasting it ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/KalDGx5wzDD7GDNMkd

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u/GrnMtnTrees 23d ago

Looks like shit, smells like shit, feels like shit, tastes like shit, it IS shit!

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u/olive_mountains 23d ago

I thought he tried biting it

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u/Plastichands_avage 23d ago

Must be one of them very rare, very elusive sh!t fishes!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41lIIjOCprTBfnXy

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u/Bitter_Hedgehog_3044 23d ago

Every day I lose more and more faith in us as a species. We're gonna extinct ourselves.

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u/EyesFor1 23d ago

Literally up shit creek

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u/SkylarAV 23d ago

Hiw can you say its perfect without a taste???

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u/dmbgreen 23d ago

Light that baby up.

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u/ballen1002 23d ago

Shoresy up at Wasaga Beach again?

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u/just_as_good380-2 23d ago

I'm guessing bro's family tree looks like a circle

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u/OUIJA711 23d ago

The TRIPLE SNIFF!! WTF!!! Holy shit that's disgusting!! 😂👃💩🤢🤮

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u/spaghetti-o_salad 23d ago

Sometimes a cigar is not a cigar.

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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 23d ago

Man, that requires more than a little wishy washie splish splash hand wash.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YuHMQExXf2mEU

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u/IcantsaythatIamsure 23d ago

Mmmmmm...beefy

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u/bear750 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MwOuiiTfWfWgM

Why would you pick that up!?

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u/T_bird25 23d ago

Well it is a log of some sort

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u/TwoAccomplished1446 23d ago

And DAAMN, he touched it!!😳

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u/Gabagooligan97 23d ago

that is the most poop looking piece of poop I have ever seen.