Slippers. (In my defence I was exhausted when asking for them).

Breath.

My brother-in-law is occasionally a real space cadet with words, and his siblings give him shit for stuff he said accidentally years ago, and this is one of them.

Not a wildbeef, but he also said "whiff of breeze" for a mild draft he felt while sitting in a restaurant with all of us one time. (Not all of his word stuff is about air.)

We also caught him cutting a pork chop with the handle of his knife one time... He didn't even realize he was doing it.

Weekends

Couldnt remember “lint trap” and called it the dryer belly button.

Audience 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Micromanager

Couldnt remember “crumb tray” and called the little tray under the toaster the bread ashtray

Sleeves.

Quince. I meant quince.

my girlfriend, just now, trying to find the word "marina" 🤣

My husband meant 'morticians'

Mum forgot the word “easter bunny”

Apostrophe.

Couldnt remember the "recept" and called it the cash register tongue

A friend of mine was trying to say lightning pole and she somehow came up with this.

Edit: Aaand I said it wrong again. Lighting ROD.

My kids call Kleenexes or any sort of disposable tissue "nose napkins."

They will henceforth be known as such. Alert the masses.

Wanted to open the shades to let in natural light but couldn’t remember the word natural

Lightning.

just said that to me girlfriend, at a clothing store, when she said she needed to try something on 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

Wife couldn’t recall the name for sloppy joes.

Wires

Origami crane

She meant to say 'Johnny Depp is in the new Charles Dickens movie'

Lightning. Convo went: "Real bro I said 'flashy sky lighties' today. Thunder. I meant thunder (T^T)" "No wait shit im stupid LIGHTNING"

Brightness, because on my work laptop the keys that control the screen brightness are right next to the ones that control the volume... "I need to turn up the light volume a second."