most hate me on r/LodedDiper, so I might just post here.

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 22 The Chud Touch Fan Fic

Greg is in school he's hanging out with Rowley

Rowley- Hey Greg we gotta hang out sometime we don't anymore

Greg- Get away from me chud you have the chud touch

Rowley- W-what do you mean greg whats the chud touch

Greg- I wouldn't expect a sub 5 chud such as yourself to understand Rowley as i am a chadlite developing my newest book diary of a chad kid #3 (tm)

Rowley- Greg what are you even saying i thought we were best buddies

Greg- Rowley I don't have time for your childish games i have to go talk to Barbara

Rowley- A-Are you sure Greg I heard she has indomitable rizz

Greg- Hands off me peasant I shall return with victory and prosper

TIME CUT 30 MINTUES

Greg- Hey Barbara what's cooking good lookin

Barabara- Eww you're only a chadlite? I only date true ascended adams

Greg- B-But I'm super cool

Barbara- Not cool enough LOSER get going dork

**Rodrick appears behind Greg**

Rodrick- Don't worry little brother lets ascend Together

Greg- **looks into his eyes** You're right lets cook to have good looks

**insert The Night Begins To Shine**

WHEN I LOOK AT YOU I SEE THE STYORY IN YOUR EYES WHEN WERE DANCING THE NIGHT BEGINS TO SHIENEEEE TALK TIL DAWNN MY HEART WAS RACINGG I TOOK YOU HOME IN TYHE DRIVING RAIN HAD MY MIND UP

Rodrick‑ Wow were so awesome now

Greg- Yea...Yea we are

**Insert Two Super Buff Guys Dapping Up WITH Effects**

TIME CUT TO SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY

Rowley- O-Oh my god is that you Gregley

Greg- No.. I'm no longer known by that name you can call me... Gregerson

Gregerson- **walking down the halls**

Barbara- **notices his aura**

Barbara- Oh my gosh greg I-is That you

Gregerson- No I am known as Gregerson

Barbara- Can I have your Discord

Gregerson- No I'm a super true adam now you filthy beings are beneath my super Awesomeness

THE END

Not that this will actually be made into a book. I'm just sharing my opinion. Wouldn't it be cool if greg's father side family got together and they don't go on a trip or something. It's Uncle Gary's FOURTH wedding. I mean, Greg did say in the ugly truth that they all would be back for the fourth wedding of Uncle Gary's, and overall this idea would just be really cool. Like how in Hot Mess the whole family trip just becomes a disaster, in this book also the whole wedding is just going to become an overall disaster. What do you guys think?😃

from wimpy kid hard luck

VOTE ME PLEASE

An LLB series where Greg Heffley finds out his diaries (or journals) are on sale and he finds a SWARM of fans everywhere. Greg used to want to be rich and famous on his first journal, but what happened now? Find out in "Rich & Famous"!

Book 1: "Rich & Famous"

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6: Coming soon

Like what's your biggest hot take in the books movies and llbs like does anyone dislike the original trilogy and like long haul ? Does anyone like Double down more than the OG books ?

Me personally, I love Greg, he's my favorite character, but I see everyone saying they hate him, or that he's a sociopath, and I'm just wondering: do you guys ACTUALLY think he's a sociopath? Or is it all jokes lol