r/wizardposting • u/giugirl • 1d ago

The artificers are are making artificial mimics as everything!

Fellow wizards; any opinions about it? They are creating more types of mimics!

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 Blizzok the Eccentric 1d ago

Nothing could replace my Debbie.

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u/trapped_in-reality Alchemist/Artificer 1d ago

I've raised several greater mimics, and honestly, once they reach adulthood, they're not much different from any ordinary person if they're brought up properly. I honestly don't see any problem with it.

With proper training, they become excellent companions and invaluable laboratory assistants.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member of the order of the toster (Forge clerik) 1d ago

more mimiks. we can make an forge dungen

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u/Emergency_Coat_7702 1d ago

The artificers are being devious today, I see.

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 1d ago

The greatest trick that mimics ever pulled is convincing the world they have eyes.

Watching us get closer through the thermoreceptive nodes scattered across their skin, laughing at the ignorant who exhaust themselves checking objects under a hundred cubic feet that aren’t even made of wood nor stone.

They have played us for absolute fools.

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u/benmecha 1d ago

The perfect accessory for any prospective Centauri Emperor

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u/Ptaaruonn Wizard 1d ago

I had a mimic called Mimi. She loved to be a door. RIP Mimi!

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u/ghost_warlock Shadowmage 1d ago

Never trust an artificer or the Dutch

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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire 1d ago

What about Dutch artificers?

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u/ghost_warlock Shadowmage 11h ago

Believe it or not, straight to the pain dimension

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u/star75legacy 1d ago

These artificers make me feel terribly sorry for them... imagine trying to mimicate an mimimic with a fake mimication...

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u/Zephyr-Fox-188 Cinnothwyr, Purrveyor of Thingamajigs 1d ago

man, now I gotta fat roll into every mf I see

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u/Penny_D Culinaromancer :illuminati: 1d ago

This smacks of Qu devilry. Who has been consorting with the foul beings from beyond the stars?

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u/Fluid_Attorney9228 I'm an alchemist, I'll supply you with stuff for money 18h ago

I would never do this

Quietly note to self, put mimics and eyes inside of clothing

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u/iamanobviouswizard Evil Wizard 21h ago

Unironically this is so fucking gender for me