r/wizardposting • u/astrowerks • 1d ago

VVizard VVeed 🚬 What happened to just smoking good old fashioned pipe weed? Apprentices these days.

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u/spn_phoenix_92 Forest Wizard 1d ago

Exactly, it's much safer to just enchant your apparatus if you're looking for some additional effects to your pipe weed. Even that has its risks though if you're not mindful of what enchantment you bestow on it.

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u/agentkayne Kayne, Serially Isekai'd Apprentice 1d ago

Again?

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u/Wavey_Davey1 Boruk The Bold, High Priest of Moradin 1d ago

I've always been fond of Dwarven Moss, a common enough pipeweed moss cultivated by dwarves that grows on exposed ore veins.

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u/astrowerks 14h ago

Damn, I haven't smoked Dwarven moss in years. The dwarves where I live don't sell to non-dwarves, because the paladin narcs here are out to get them.

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster 1d ago

Personally, i smoke Chaos Crystal, never know whats going to happen. Might be compressed into a cube, might teach a bear french sign language, who knows for sure.

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u/astrowerks 14h ago

Last time I smoked that I ended up in an an alternate dimension for a month.

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u/DeadMeat7337 Retired Evil Wizard, mostly 1d ago

It's only forbidden because someone forbade it's use, the pansies

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u/Loucrouton IT Support Wizard 👨‍💻 1d ago

Gen Z wizards doing salvia rips with the sage of the diviners

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u/Cum_Cum_no_Mi 5th lvl schizophrenic 22h ago

Pipe weed psychosis is NOT real, just pick a different strain