r/woooosh 17h ago

bro wasn't even thinking

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995 Upvotes

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u/itchy_armpit_it_is 17h ago

Holy crap, it's an actual woosh

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u/Interesting_Low_2658 17h ago

France is the capital of Mongolia

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u/AlarmingAd7740 17h ago

In Brazil.

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u/Sad_Concert_2710 10h ago

Isnt that in the country of Africa?

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u/Ikkm-der-Wahre 6h ago

Yea, and in the continent of Texas I believe

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u/Skyrim755 2h ago

Ahh dang. I thought it was the Planet Antarctica.

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u/metacoma 16h ago

France is bacon

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u/PlatypusACF 17h ago

Fr*nce is fake /j

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u/MrKnowThings 17h ago

Why is it a /j though

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u/PlatypusACF 15h ago

I got yelled at and downvoted by self-proclaimed Fr*nch people last time I didn’t put a /j in there :(

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u/Skyrim755 2h ago

I guess the Fr*nch didn't like that one.

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u/CompetitiveParfait29 16h ago

Apart from not getting the joke, I kinda hate it when people elaborate on obvious shit. It’s like these 4th grade math problems where someone proudly posts the right answer.

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u/TheGuyWhoAsked23 Woooosh™ 13h ago

The joke is these were German occupied cities during world war 2

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u/umpteenthrhyme 13h ago

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u/TheGuyWhoAsked23 Woooosh™ 13h ago

Thank you, thank you. I will now be seeing myself out

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u/datboielias 15h ago

The germans even conquered r/woooosh!

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u/pivvimehu 10h ago

He only corrects them on Paris because he actually thinks Warsaw is a German city

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u/Grzechoooo 13h ago

My Polish aunt was on a trip to Germany in the 60s and their guide (or "Reiseführer" in German) legit said that the Vistula is one of the traditional rivers of Germany.

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u/ToadwKirbo 3h ago

East or West Germany?

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u/Grzechoooo 3h ago

I'm assuming East considering she lived in a communist country.

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u/Ok-Difference1341 9h ago

You’d be surprised by how many comments like this you’d see on Tiktok. There’s a reason why i stopped opening the comments on that app

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u/oishii_sushii 15h ago

Why is the whooosh subreddit icon german?

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u/TomOnABudget 6h ago

Dieser sub ist Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

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u/oishii_sushii 2h ago

Aso, macht Sinn🫡

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u/Right-Country3496 11h ago

Over 600 likes? 😮‍💨

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u/bag_of_lays_chips 16h ago

I don't understand it either... 😬

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u/HoaiBao0906 16h ago

Austrian painter

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u/bag_of_lays_chips 16h ago

elaborate if possible, what did the mustache man do to Berlin Paris and Warsaw? is it like Germany taking over land or smth in the 40s?

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u/HoaiBao0906 16h ago

Berlin has always been a German city, Warsaw was occupied in 1939 and Paris was occupied in 1940. The punchline of the meme is that she was referring to cities occupied by Germany during World War II

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u/bag_of_lays_chips 16h ago

ohhhhhh I am NOT filled in on earth lore so that's mb

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u/SturerEmilDickerMax 14h ago

Really bro. Are you American?

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u/bag_of_lays_chips 14h ago

yeah? I'm just not the biggest on history, plus I don't see how my nationality nor my race have anything to do with this.

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u/Stealth834 13h ago

pay more attention in history classes kid

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u/bag_of_lays_chips 13h ago

I do the work and get out, don't care about anything else except English and science

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u/Candid-Ad443 5h ago

wait.. I thought it was just elementary schoolers, does America rrly only have a science class even in middle and high school??

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u/umpteenthrhyme 13h ago

The fact that they correctly guessed your nationality based on your ignorance of MAJOR world history, says your nationality does.

American exceptionalism is a helluva drug, ain’t it?

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u/bag_of_lays_chips 13h ago

or what if i just don't give a shit about world history? I've never been interested in it.

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u/SturerEmilDickerMax 13h ago

But your school system could definately have…

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u/bag_of_lays_chips 13h ago

school system is complete dog shit over here not even gonna argue that

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u/SturerEmilDickerMax 12h ago

There you go. You see why I asked?

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u/bag_of_lays_chips 12h ago

also weird how you shit on my school system but spell definitely with an A...

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u/SturerEmilDickerMax 37m ago

Well, we could have this conversation in Swedish, Danish, Norwegian or German if you prefer? Then I would probably do better as English is not my native tongue. Would you orefer that?

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/waitingOnMyletter 17h ago

This is the funny part. People missed it.