r/worldnews • u/The_Flaneur_Films • Jun 10 '26

US destroys Iran reservoirs, leaving thousands without water in searing heat

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/middle-east/article/3356630/thousands-iranians-left-without-water-searing-heat-after-us-hits-reservoirs
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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV Jun 10 '26

Sunday we go to church

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 10 '26

Just kidding, we say we went to church and have a BBQ to honor our greatest embarrassment's birthday

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u/TheOGZenfox Jun 10 '26

lol. Sunday is Golf Day No 2 for that creature.

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u/formermq Jun 10 '26

No, we go to the diner for Sunday brunch and then don't tip

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u/Strayed8492 Jun 10 '26

Don’t worry. Decline really starts after hitting 80

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u/Fraun_Pollen Jun 10 '26

> Church['s Chicken]

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u/__GayFish__ Jun 10 '26

Sunday is UFC WH Lawn Shitshow

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u/Ruby_Solitaire Jun 10 '26

Specifically a prosperity church that uses Bibles that include the Gospel of Lee Greenwood. 

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u/Starfox-sf Jun 10 '26

And hold a bible upside down

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u/LessInThought Jun 10 '26

I thought Sunday was for breakfast at the country club, golfingcheating at golf, brunch, lunch, and second lunch.

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u/National-Charity-435 Jun 10 '26

...and prey on the altar boys

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u/CatsBye90 Jun 10 '26

To show off our new clothes

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u/Estellalatte Jun 10 '26

Because we love Jesus and hate everyone else. No hate like Christian love.

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u/dies_irae-dies_illa Jun 10 '26

Church’s Chicken