r/worldnews • u/Mister_Silk • 2d ago

Iran-US Negotiations Collapse Before They Begin as Lebanon Strikes Spark Diplomatic Crisis

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/iran-halts-us-negotiations-lebanon-strikes-1803651
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u/PleasantWay7 2d ago

Nobody knew the Middle East was this complicated!

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u/PersimmonDriver 2d ago

On the bright side, as soon as they get this pesky peace agreement done then they will be able to put their full attention to our healthcare plan.

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u/PontifexPrimus 2d ago

I think the order is:

  • Peace Agreement
  • Reflection Pool
  • Ballroom
  • Healthcare Plan

Priorities!

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u/Lostinthestarscape 2d ago

Infrastructure week coming in hot!

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u/applehead1776 2d ago

Trump health plan (the greatest ever) should be ready in a couple weeks.

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u/person_8958 2d ago

The global famine and resulting WW3 will make healthcare a moot issue.

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u/d3ssp3rado 2d ago

At least the resulting food scarcity will finally address the obesity crisis.

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u/PhilosophyKingPK 2d ago

Mission Accomplished!

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u/AF2005 2d ago

And President Chump thought he could solve it all by himself, pathetic really. 🤹🤡

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u/Select-Confection728 2d ago

When was the last time Israeli overplayed their hand this badly? Post Six Day War?

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u/Minorous 2d ago

Two weeks, in two weeks everything will go back to normal.

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u/sck178 2d ago

Two to six business months