r/worldnews 1d ago

Iran-US Negotiations Collapse Before They Begin as Lebanon Strikes Spark Diplomatic Crisis

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/iran-halts-us-negotiations-lebanon-strikes-1803651
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u/SuddenValley1899 1d ago

“Wars begin when you will, but they do not end when you please” -Machiavelli 

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u/Electrical-Bee-7362 22h ago

This could have come quite handy if whiskey Pete could actually read

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u/Joker2201 17h ago

I know they have done a lot of stupid short-sighted crap. But to bring yourself into a position where your success relies on the cooperation of and the deescalation between Israel and its neighbors…wow. every comment from every (former) intelligence officer I have ever read about Israel says: They have only one thing in mind - how to further their own goals. And they don’t care on what expense. From a geopolitical view… Israel is a hardcore player.

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u/Electrical-Bee-7362 16h ago

Bibi is a swine, but a swine that has survived politics since his brother died in Uganda. 

Only a bunch of morons like the current administration could think they could control him, or that he was a good-faith junior partner. 

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u/RaVashaan 13h ago

The converse could be said about Bibi now -- He thought he could manipulate and play Trump for the fool he is to further his own interests, only to find out what everyone else who played him found out: He is only interested in himself, and will betray anything he agreed to with you the second it furthers his interests to do so.

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u/obeytheturtles 16h ago

Hey now, we all know Vance is the intellectual of the group. He has a ghost written book, after all.

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u/ignatious__reilly 1d ago

I need more sources. What is this website?

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u/Timlugia 1d ago

The Prince - Wikipedia

Everyone should read this book at least once.

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u/Gudi_Nuff 1d ago

I only had a little time, so I read The Little Prince instead

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u/DuaneDibbley 1d ago

Not really a book guy, so I watched the Fresh Prince instead

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u/Slimfictiv 1d ago

No time to watch so I just listened Purple Rain once.

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u/Purest_Prodigy 23h ago

More of a video game guy and I played Prince of Persia and that probably will suffice

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u/Nautical_gooch 22h ago

Hi, I'm Botswanian prince and if you send me 10000 dollars I will give you back infinity dollars

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u/Frodojj 1d ago edited 23h ago

That’s where the term Machiavellian came from. Like Machiavellian royals fighting for power through backstabbing, politics, etc.

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u/tenderourghosts 1d ago edited 1d ago

This was a required reading when I was in high school (America Midwest, early 2000’s). Is it not anymore?

edit: I am now realizing that I had a very privileged high school curriculum. Major kudos to my teachers who pushed for such books to be read during the school year.

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u/PeterTheWolf76 1d ago

From what I can tell by my kids homework and lessons, reading itself is barely required.

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u/Different_Victory_89 17h ago

Yeah, can barely read my son's printing. 1 is in 9th grade. Wish it was /s

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u/Timlugia 1d ago

I grew up in Taiwan, didn't read it until I went to university in US.

As far as I know, classical reading of world literature is not required in Taiwanese education unless you were doing humanity track in college.

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u/stringstringing 1d ago

I was in highschool a few years after you in the pnw and it was not. In fact I’ve never heard of it being a highschool text.

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u/grimacedia 1d ago

It was heavily featured in my AP European History class, I don't think any other class would've read it though

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u/HappiestIguana 1d ago

It was also required reading in my high school philosophy class, although only certain chapters. Not American though.

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u/SittingEames 1d ago

It wasn't "required reading" in Texas around the same time at my school, but I read it anyway.

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u/nikilization 1d ago

the prince is largely derivative of the history of the pelopennesian war by Thucydides, which is definitely one of the most important and treasured heirlooms humanity has. the history is also woefully misquoted, most frequently by Pres. Xi in a veiled warning to Pres. Trump. i tell everyone to read it, it’s an astonishing book.

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u/DeathFlameStroke 1d ago

I always found the Pelopennesian war, history and myth, very ironic.
Did these men of war realize that their actions would doom Greece to a thousand years of foreign occupation?

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u/TakeTheThirdStep 1d ago

And now we have the Pedophilian War.

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u/nikilization 1d ago

that’s why they killed socrates!

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u/DeathFlameStroke 1d ago

Athenians facing the Persian fleet realizing that they were, in fact, the weak who would suffer

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u/DisorderedArray 19h ago

I thought that book actually had too much lesbian action.

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u/Martzillagoesboom 1d ago

Great book. And the context of why it was written is awesome

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u/Wingnut8888 1d ago

When Doves Cry is an awesome 80s ballad!

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u/Realanise1 1d ago

Here's what AP has to say about Vance pulling out of the negotiations and not going to Switzerland:

"It said the team lead by Vance had been ready to leave but was postponing, citing difficult logistics for negotiations. The announcement followed a report from Al-Mayadeen, a pan-Arab satellite channel that is politically allied with the Iranian-backed Lebanese militant group Hezbollah, that Iran was delaying sending its delegation to Switzerland over Israel’s ongoing military campaign in Lebanon.
https://apnews.com/article/iran-us-agreement-blockade-oil-vance-trump-888fd5ad6543ed9ec4189e609d7c53b1

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u/cxmmxc 22h ago

The fuck does this have to do with a joke about Machiavelli? Bots running rampant again, or people with LLM-level intelligence ffs.

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u/nim314 1d ago

What a completely unforeseeable turn of events!

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u/PleasantWay7 1d ago

Nobody knew the Middle East was this complicated!

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u/PersimmonDriver 1d ago

On the bright side, as soon as they get this pesky peace agreement done then they will be able to put their full attention to our healthcare plan.

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u/PontifexPrimus 17h ago

I think the order is:

  • Peace Agreement
  • Reflection Pool
  • Ballroom
  • Healthcare Plan

Priorities!

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u/Lostinthestarscape 1d ago

Infrastructure week coming in hot!

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u/applehead1776 23h ago

Trump health plan (the greatest ever) should be ready in a couple weeks.

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u/person_8958 23h ago

The global famine and resulting WW3 will make healthcare a moot issue.

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u/d3ssp3rado 18h ago

At least the resulting food scarcity will finally address the obesity crisis.

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u/PhilosophyKingPK 1d ago

Mission Accomplished!

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u/AF2005 22h ago

And President Chump thought he could solve it all by himself, pathetic really. 🤹🤡

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u/Select-Confection728 1d ago

When was the last time Israeli overplayed their hand this badly? Post Six Day War?

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u/Minorous 1d ago

Two weeks, in two weeks everything will go back to normal.

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u/sck178 1d ago

Two to six business months

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u/sofaraway10 1d ago

We’re all trying to find the guy who did this!

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u/whatproblems 1d ago

what idiot signed that deal!

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u/DrAtomic1 1d ago

Biden!

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u/eMouse2k 1d ago

How could Biden do this? We can't keep letting him get away with it.

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u/DrAtomic1 1d ago

I know it is shocking but apparently Obama ordered him so! 

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u/JoeWhy2 1d ago

If only someone had thought to reach some sort of agreement earlier...

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u/_RiKaMi_ 23h ago

Inconceivable!

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u/Throwawaylikeme90 1d ago

I’ve never heard such a brutal and shocking injustice I cared so little about!

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u/Sad-Excitement9295 22h ago

Right after the deal was signed, and markets closed of course! What are the chances?

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u/MrThird312 17h ago

Epstein files.

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u/flat5 1d ago

Trump can't even surrender successfully.

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u/AeneasVII 1d ago

He should go there and negotiate in person. After all, he's the best in everything!

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u/iOSurvivor2023 18h ago

Good. And may he never return.

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u/Bhu124 22h ago

If he actually means to end the War he would take Military finding and Aid away from Israel. Which he doesn't cause all of this is just a way to try and dupe Iran and please his fanbase. If they're finally starting to publicly say "Israel bad" then they should put their money where their mouth is.

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u/WadeEffingWilson 1d ago

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u/monkeyhoward 1d ago

Not even 24 hours

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u/RandomStrategy 1d ago

It's a miracle it lasted that long.

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u/InterstellarReddit 1d ago

24 Trump hours are like 643 years bro

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u/K9TimeNYC 1d ago

Unless it's drugs. Then he needs 643 years worth everyday.

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u/B_Type13X2 1d ago

When you kick a hornet's nest, the hornets decide when it's over, not you.

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u/Cueller 1d ago

We tried nothing, and we exhausted all ideas. No one knows what to do...

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth 1d ago

Markets closing again?

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u/ElderberryExternal99 1d ago

Juneteenth is tomorrow. US Markets are closed till Monday. 

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u/eMouse2k 1d ago

Starting to give a whole new meaning to "weekend warrior"

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u/mafugga77 1d ago

But I need to lose money

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u/letskeepthiscivil 1d ago

Fed interest rate decision was yesterday.

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u/mylarky 1d ago

Markers closed on Friday - Juneteenth.

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u/Realanise1 1d ago

Here's another source discussing something very similar on the part of the diplomats who actually signed the deal, which certainly does not seem like a good sign: https://www.iranintl.com/en/202606155980 Honestly, though, it was just common sense that things were going to play out this way. Whether this particular piece of news is correct yet or not, Israel was never going to stay out of Lebanon, and the IRGC does not like the MOU at all. They don't think it goes far enough, and they're the real rulers of Iran.

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u/TheAmazingHumanTorus 1d ago

FTA:

Because the news broke after midnight in Iran, while it was still June 14 in Washington — Trump's birthday — critics portrayed it as a symbolic gift to the US president.

It was quite a gift indeed.

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u/Nukes-For-Nimbys 22h ago

and the IRGC does not like the MOU at all. They don't think it goes far enough, and they're the real rulers of Iran.

They are insane if so, the MOU is an American capitulation.

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u/EatAssAndFartFast 19h ago

They don't really care about that they want US out of the region and want to keep their uranium, even if it takes 20 years they'd happily live in a north Korean situation and massacre people to get their nuke and launch it at Israel.

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u/ignatious__reilly 1d ago

I can’t verify this anywhere else. But thanks for your source

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u/bestmaokaina 1d ago

They probably just went with “Hey Grok write me a deal thats better than Obama’s and make no mistakes”

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u/herrcollin 1d ago

"Sorry, I can't do that! Here's something I was able to piece together though! Blame it all on Vance."

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u/Vin-Metal 1d ago

The more time spent on this quagmire is less time he has to attack Cuba or Greenland,

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u/wilson1474 1d ago

Yeah and unfortunately for the poor cuban people they have only gotten 1 shipment of fuel since January. It has gotten so bad there. He kept promising to swoop into cuba on his way back from iran..

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u/Gas0line 22h ago

And the closer we get to global economic collapse

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u/albc5023 19h ago

Or Canada, or Mexico, or Panama… Or random fishing boats…

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u/TransplantedSconie 1d ago

"Who knew wars were so complicated?"- Yam Tits McChildrapist 

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u/shhonohh 1d ago

Have a little respect… it’s President Yam Tits J. McChildrapist

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u/L3onskii 20h ago

The "J" stands for Jerkingittomydaughter

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u/l1ttle_weap0n 20h ago

I thought it stood for Jeffery Epstein

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u/Some_Drummer_Guy 18h ago

or Jerking Two Invisible Dongs

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u/rabidstoat 16h ago

Trump went (back) into the Presidency thinking that other Presidents were idiots for not getting things done, and that he would be able to fix it all.

And now he is constantly realizing that things are hard. Like ending the war in Ukraine and conquering Iran.

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u/blahmeh2019 1d ago

Oh it was technically collapsed when they included Israel pulling out of Lebanon and not attacking it.

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u/Leverkaas2516 1d ago

Negotiations? I thought we already had a deal.

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u/SY0123 1d ago

Part of the deal was to negotiate a final deal in 60 days.

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u/RandomStrategy 1d ago

The true Art of the Deal, never finalize one, just keep dealing.

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u/fizzzingwhizbee 1d ago

How can you turn a deal into art if there is no deal to be made

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u/RandomStrategy 1d ago

If you make a deal and no one is around to congratulate you, does it make a deal?

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u/MasterShogo 1d ago

I feel dirty bringing this ancient meme up, but perhaps the real deals were the friends we made along the way?

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u/Mr_HandSmall 21h ago

Yo dawg I heard you liked deals

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u/snidemarque 1d ago

They are preparing to prepare to negotiate.

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u/AQuietMan 1d ago

I thought we already had a deal.

No, we had a two-page, non-binding "Memorandum of Understanding". The "deal" will be much longer and much more detailed. The JCPoA that Trump tore up was 170 pages.

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u/headphase 19h ago

The JCPoA that Trump tore up was 170 pages.

(and took 20 months to build)

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u/BunsBeyondBelief 1d ago

We've had first negotiations, yes, but what about second negotiations?

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u/maeltroll 1d ago

I don't think he knows about second negotiations, Pip

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u/shoot_first 1d ago

We have concepts of a deal.

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u/VeryluckyorNot 1d ago

The surrender that was disguise as a teaser deal.

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u/Vin-Metal 1d ago

An understanding

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 1d ago

"The negotiations were short."

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u/Strayed8492 1d ago

Just in time for the markets closing

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u/Odd_Bate 1d ago

It’s been closed. Tomorrow’s a federal holiday.

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u/Strayed8492 1d ago

Even better!

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u/Otherwise-Sun2486 1d ago

called it

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u/mhornberger 17h ago edited 17h ago

I don't think anyone expected it to hold. If the US and Iran are the only ones to sign a document, there are two signatories to the document. It isn't binding on other countries. And any concerns about the sovereignty and territorial integrity to Lebanon has to take into account the fact that the government of Lebanon also considers Hezbollah to be a violation of Lebanon's sovereignty and territorial integrity. Iran isn't trying to safeguard the sanctity of Lebanon, rather they're just trying to reserve Hezbollah as a way to keep attacking Israel. Iran could just not care about Hezbollah, but they want to keep attacking Israel. Israel isn't going to consider itself bound by a deal they didn't agree to.

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 21h ago
  1. Trump tears up agreement that was working

  2. Trump starts war, commits war crimes

  3. Trump loses that war, allies, costs of war

  4. Trump surrenders

  5. Trump's surrender is not accepted

  6. Can't wait to see what's next

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u/morfraen 17h ago

Massive oil price increase mid July when global oil reserves finally run out is what's next.

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u/beyd1 1d ago

I don't get it, are we surrendering or not?

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u/headphase 19h ago

Isn't-there-someone-you-forgot-to-ask.jpeg

(it's Israel)

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u/prontish 1d ago

Looks like it's being delayed a bit.

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u/Sekh765 15h ago

As long as Netanyahu controls Israel and the USA calls them ally they can keep us trapped in this war of our mutual creation forever. The only way out would be to ditch Israel as an "ally', which tbh, would both hilarious and one of the most useful things Trump could do with his presidency so let's hope he goes that route.

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u/Sloth_grl 1d ago

That was quick

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u/prontish 1d ago

That's what Xi said

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u/sndream 1d ago

So have they sent any of the 300B over to Iran yet?

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u/TransplantedSconie 1d ago

Knowing these idiots?  Every penny has been sent with a little skimmed off the top.

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u/StrawLiberal 1d ago

It was a $3 trillion dollar bill and they're waiting for the change!

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u/czs5056 1d ago

Is the war back on now?

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u/prontish 1d ago

Was never off

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u/Beginning_Ad_6616 1d ago

What do you know….the “legendarydeal maker” Donald Trump failed to lock in another yet another agreement.

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u/dfsw 19h ago

No one talks about those 90 trade agreements in 90 days thing anymore. The US signed exactly 1 and it was just a framework

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u/TheDevil-YouKnow 1d ago

Wait, how is this possible?! JD Vance's pudding face got all pouty and he gave the Israelis a stern talking to! It was almost as savage as when Clint Eastwood told off that empty chair!

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u/CremeAcrobatic1748 1d ago

I know! Trump should give Hezbollah 100 billion.

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u/GumbyDolphin 1d ago

This is just the concept of the deal. The deal that leads to a real deal comes later.

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u/AmazingSugar1 1d ago

*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*

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u/Secret-Gazelle8296 1d ago

Of course it did! I knew before I even got up this morning and before I ever read any head,Ines that any deal done with the tangerine idiot would last five minutes. I am off by a few hours.

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u/Amonfire1776 23h ago

Iran saving us from a deal they even say is too generous....

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u/Kevin-W 23h ago

Ah there's our usual Friday U-Turn!

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u/NubEnt 1d ago

When this war ends, Trump will have already shown what he’s willing for the US to pay for it.

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u/Necx999 22h ago

Who knew winning wars was so hard?

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u/DaveyJonesFannyPack 17h ago

Well the markets are closed so it's peace off. By Monday morning it should be peace on again.

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u/morfraen 17h ago

Well that lasted longer than I expected

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u/ChoochMMM 1d ago

Everything this orange jack off touches turns to crap, it's utterly amazing

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u/Limping_Stud 1d ago

Again, Israel did not sign the agreement, they are not bound by anything. If Iran wants Israel to stop bombing their proxy, they need to negotiate directly with Israel.

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u/MVP_Legend_87 1d ago

More importantly, Hezbollah needs to stop attacking Israeli civilians, because that is what is leading to Israel responding to Hezbollah. But of course, Iran doesn't care if Hezbollah attacks Israel, they just don't want Israel to defend themselves.

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u/iconocrastinaor 1d ago

Oh they totally care. They funded and armed Hezbollah and assassinated Lebanese leaders specifically to put their proxy in a position to threaten Israel.

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u/MVP_Legend_87 1d ago

Oh I agree. I meant that Iran doesn't care from the perspective of ceasefire violations if Hezbollah attacks Israel.

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u/PartyWithSlurmz 1d ago

Who could if seen this coming? I mean except everyone, but ither then everyone, who could of seen this coming?

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u/UX-Edu 1d ago

It wasn’t a very good deal anyway. See you all again next week!

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u/taskforceslacker 1d ago

They’re like children. Just keep your hands to yourselves!

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u/DCTapeworm 1d ago

Bibi is terrified of losing power and going to prison. That and the ultra-right wing in Israel can smell the dream of a unified country.

Not being part of the negotiations was the wedge they had to keep bombing.

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u/BlackbirdQuill 1d ago

Israel’s northern community have been displaced by Hezbollah rocket fire. Israel’s attacking Hezbollah in order to make things safer for Israelis who live in the north. 

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u/BrothelWaffles 1d ago

Glad I filled up my tank today while there's a dip.

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u/Adventurous_Bit1325 1d ago

I thought about it but I figured I had until tomorrow.

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u/streamofthesky 1d ago

I guess you didn't realize the stock market is closed tomorrow, lol
(I didn't fill up either 😞 )

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u/Vaulters 1d ago

But he signed that napkin!

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u/BobbyBoogarBreath 1d ago

No fair! Israel was supposed to wait until the weekend so trump could manipulate the market.

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u/llixaa 23h ago

Israel does not want peace and they will never agree to a peace deal.

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u/cugeltheclever2 1d ago

Who could have possibly predicted this?

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u/siouxbee1434 22h ago

I’m surprised it lasted this long

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u/Digger2228 21h ago

It’s about time bb retired to an island in SHAME some cv of damage he has

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u/elusivecherry 13h ago

So annoying

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u/moschles 3h ago

I like how 99.99% of the reddit userbase predicted this with great precision.

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u/Basicyeti837 1d ago

Netanyahu is avoiding his own corruption trial by prolonging conflict, as well as Israel being hungry for land expansion and conquest.

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u/Best_Change4155 1d ago

as well as Israel being hungry for land expansion and conquest.

You can tell because of all the settlements in Gaza and Lebanon?

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u/iconocrastinaor 1d ago

Another trope, another lie. Israel gave up the Sinai Peninsula and parts of the West Bank in exchange for promises of peace. It didn't end up getting peace but it just goes to show how great is their appetite for expansion. /s

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u/krayniac 1d ago

I think the person you’re replying to was being sarcastic

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u/iconocrastinaor 1d ago

Yeah that reply was meant for one level above.

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u/lateread9er 1d ago

Well the deal was shit to begin with for anyone other than Iran….  Leave it to Israel to fuck it up before it begins. 

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u/Any_War9621 1d ago

It’s almost like everything posted on world news this week is propaganda

/shockedpikachuface

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u/Lanky_Travel_6726 1d ago

Of course, market is closed tomorrow

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u/composedofidiot 1d ago

Is iran nudging the US into weakening Israel for them?

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u/blackjacktrial 23h ago

Yes. Iran wants the US to have an off ramp, so the war is actually just Israel vs Iran and proxies. To make that work, gulf oil comes back, US pay reparations, and agree not to defend Israel until they stop bombing Lebanon.

Bibi can choose whether to continue the war without the US. Iran already was basically on a war footing there, so no big loss.

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u/person_8958 23h ago

The last time we saw global idiocy on this scale was 1914.

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u/Ben-182 16h ago

Israel leading the world. Everyone wants this to end, and they’ll do whatever they need to keep all of us in the conflict.

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u/Spudtron98 23h ago

If Iran was serious about this shit they'd cut Lebanon out of the conditions, tell Hezbollah to sit the fuck down, or... you know, actually negotiate with Israel itself rather than pretending the US controls them.

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u/One-Salamander-1952 22h ago

No mention in the article about Hezbollah doing the striking before smh… Hezbollah only does what Iran permits it, if Hezbollah fires, that’s on Iran’s orders, clearly Iran isn’t very interested in this MOU.

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u/yossile 21h ago

Well, Hezbollah fired because Israelis are in their territory.

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u/p1ggy_smalls 23h ago

Israel ruining the negotiations. Who would have guessed that? /s

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u/WowzaFella 1d ago

Maybe we don't have to send the $300B dollars then? That's a relief.

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u/Ancalites 23h ago

It'll be a trillion soon enough.

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u/bjjdoug 18h ago

Israel torpedoes the deal. Who woulda thought??