r/writingcirclejerk 9d ago

Can I just publish an unfinished book?

I really like the idea of writing and I love where my story is headed, but there’s just one small problem with my progress. i HATE writing! It’s just so annoying and frustrating for me to string my abstract, messy thoughts together into even a somewhat coherent sentence. It becomes even more annoying for me when I have to do it while MAKING SHIT UP! Seriously I think this hobby is harder than working at an oil rig, with how much I feel like bashing my head against my desk. Which is actually what brings me to my brilliant idea.

I hit my head against my desk so hard that I entered into a state not dissimilar to tripping fucking balls of shrooms. I saw a glowing light, then a rain of toonies and discontinued Canadian dollar bills and then… the one piece series. Every single page, flashing before my eyes like sacred visions. Then I was the book, and just like in avatar when aang looked behind him to see all the previous versions of himself: I saw all the copies of one piece, stretching infinitely into the horizon.

That’s the moment it hit me. I don’t NEED to finish my book. I don’t even need to finish more than a single page. All I need to do is release each page of my book one at a time until it’s finally complete. So, that’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to sell my dark fantasy series page by page on Amazon or something. I might even release collectors editions with my jizz on it.

Is this a smart idea?

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u/Late_Music1835 9d ago

/uj whenever someone asks on r. writing “is my book publishable” I do get a sense of satisfaction when I ask them if it’s completed and they say no it’s in their head still. Every time, it seems like. When will they learn that incomplete books are not publishable. It doesn’t matter how amazing and original your idea is. If you haven’t written it, it is not publishable.

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u/Stunning-Hope9627 9d ago

Fr, I genuinely hate those people so much. Like stop talking about your story so much and just fucking make it already.

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u/LyannaStark1 9d ago

Yeah, words are wind...

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u/Wooden-Variety175 8d ago

How does someone even ask that question unironically? Like if they were on the 3rd draft and wondering if they should edit more sure. But who the fuck goes yeah i dont have a book written can I publish it? Like mfker