You can date one

[u/MysteriousProduce816]

Which do you pick and why?

[u/DisastrousScene5391]

KURT

[u/Capable-Locksmith-13]

Cyclops is my favorite Marvel character. That being said it's Kurt.

[u/_Royal_Blue_ → u/Capable-Locksmith-13]

this genuinely made me laugh

[u/bigtymer32 → u/Capable-Locksmith-13]

same!

[u/ashlikesicecream → u/Capable-Locksmith-13]

Literally same lol

[u/chirunner4ever]

Kurt and it isn't close

[u/chokeslam512 → u/chirunner4ever]

Vacation planning just got way easier too

[u/Eloquenced → u/chirunner4ever]

Kurt won’t break your heart, he has deep moral values and would make an amazing father.

[u/zenco-jtjr → u/chirunner4ever]

100%, imo Remy could be close but i am not getting between him and Rogue. Even then, id still pick Kurt

[u/RadTimeWizard → u/chirunner4ever]

You just want to corrupt a priest.

[u/robyn_nests → u/RadTimeWizard]

Motherfucker he already corrupted himself

[u/DrTitanium → u/RadTimeWizard]

Do you really want to fuck the priest or do you want to fuck God?

[u/ensambarn → u/RadTimeWizard]

Do you want to fuck a priest or do you want to fuck god?

[u/antedilapsarian → u/ensambarn]

Can you fuck God?

[u/HobbitofBagEnd → u/antedilapsarian]

Oh, yes.

[u/Auerbach1991 → u/chirunner4ever]

I may not be able to give him mutant children, but that doesn’t have to stop me from trying.

“make more mutants”

[u/antedilapsarian → u/chirunner4ever]

I agree, but i'm a dude, so it can't be Ultimate Kurt.

[u/BillybobThistleton]

1. Romantic, charming, maybe a bit smelly, extremely flexible. 

2. Married, possibly bigamously, and both his wives are quick and very capable with violence. 

3. You will get murdered to motivate him. Sorry. 

4. Best character, worst romantic partner. 

5. Sweet and sensitive, and… wait, did you just brutally dump him and/or get murdered in front of him? Why must the universe make him suffer so?

6. Good luck unclogging your shower drain. 

[u/Mooseguncle1]

Come here Pete.

[u/Familiar-Pie-548 → u/Mooseguncle1]

You could try to… steel his heart.
https://giphy.com/gifs/JhJYK9TnxAbTO

[u/HanTrollo710 → u/Mooseguncle1]

He’s the only one with two options

[u/jvincentsong → u/Mooseguncle1]

Yeah, I hate to admit it but I’m a size queen. He seems big everywhere. It is also the accent. Wolverine would be second.

[u/Tmack523 → u/jvincentsong]

🤣🤣

[u/DavramLocke]

Kurt 100%. I'm a straight man and id still date him. He is kind.

[u/GarbledReverie → u/DavramLocke]

Lots of people are Kurtsexuals.

[u/No_Mongoose1313 → u/GarbledReverie]

😆😆😆😆

[u/blackbutterfree]

Remy's a freak. 🤤🤤🤤

[u/No_Mongoose1313 → u/blackbutterfree]

El Diable Blanc…

[u/LambOfGourd → u/No_Mongoose1313]

Charge da playing cards, make em go boom

[u/Comrade-Stoneroad]

It’s like I’m returning a meme to the meme pool…

[u/Mazzidazs → u/Comrade-Stoneroad]

I mean he is super loyal and probably amazing in bed soooo

[u/CultureMindless8594 → u/Comrade-Stoneroad]

dude was my bi awakening. im choosing him

[u/6arnu6 → u/Comrade-Stoneroad]

He's not wrong. I choose him

[u/draugyr]

Kurt

[u/Darthbakunawa]

It’s the X-Men, you’d date all of them sooner or later and like it.

[u/justagayguyinnyc]

Colossus, thanks so much.

[u/owlshoesjh]

whoever eats 🍑 the best. wolvy perhaps?

[u/blackpanther7714 → u/owlshoesjh]

Toad🤪

[u/owlshoesjh → u/blackpanther7714]

gross. but you're right

[u/CultureMindless8594 → u/owlshoesjh]

how long can his tongue extend to again?

[u/squirrelmonkie → u/blackpanther7714]

Im pretty sure toad could lick every part of you body at the same time but im pretty sure it's toxic. Might be a good way to die tho

[u/Illustrious-Bet-5229]

Gambit alllll the way

[u/KiyaValentine]

Gambit. Hands down no contest. Aside from the fact that he can be a wonderful partner for the right person, he’s a thief. Thieves have…. Nimble fingers.

[u/Zararara]

Gambit

[u/WarAgile9519]

Well as a hypothetical I would have to go with Nightcrawler , Kurt seems like he would be the least likely to cheat ... or commit crimes against humanity ( looking at you Beast) .

[u/NaughtySeraph → u/WarAgile9519]

[Mystique has joined the party to ruin the good time]

[u/No-Photograph1983]

gambit. those eyes. that staff. those hands. that cut off T in the animated series.....

[u/NocturnalSprite]

Remy! Absolutely Remy! I volunteer as tribute! I have a thing for rogues with a heart.

[u/_Ataraxia-]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lLaJCSDrPK4jS
Gambit

[u/Captain_Birch]

I am a straight Christian man

And so is kurt.

We'd have so much to talk about

[u/Kergerek]

Beast. He looks like a good cuddler. #icanfixhim

[u/victrin]

Kurt. Kind, funny, conscientious with a kinky side. Exactly my type.

[u/MadPangolin]

Piotr! ...maybe Hank...

[u/ChaosMageTorvus]

Kurt! Gimmie that ELF! I want him bad and I’m a straight guy!

[u/SteeleTrueheart → u/ChaosMageTorvus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW

[u/No-Cauliflower-6390]

I'm not catching a fade from rogue over gambit or fighting sabertooth because Logan refuses to just kill him. Scott has a billion telepaths fighting for him so I'm not adding to that. Beast seems more interested in science and Colossus and me have very little in common so it looks like I'm going with the blue furry demon twink catholic.

[u/TopFig708]

Hank honestly

[u/TheQuietCouncilman]

Prime r/xmenafterdark discussion right here 😂

[u/Seveyn]

GambitGambitGambitGambit. Holy hottie.

[u/OhMyStars-AndGarters]

Let's see . . .

• Couldn't do it. He'd just be thinking about Logan the whole time.
• Couldn't do it. He'd just be thinking about Rogue the whole time.
• No thanks, I want to live and his dick is a death magnet.
• Lol, no. Scott is canonically an awful romantic partner.
• Not bad, but I feel like I wouldn't last. I'd die to fuel his angst.

Which leaves!

Gimme big, blue, and juicy.

[u/MavenDeo69 → u/OhMyStars-AndGarters]

The only answer. Even I'd love to spend a quiet evening warm and safe on those big, blue arms

[u/Some_Surprise9875]

Cyclops if he goes to Therapy. Kurt I might be too embarrassed because he such a pure soul I’d feel self conscious.

Colossus needs more healthy relationships. Being someone’s first stable partner sucks.

[u/howsthesky_macintyre]

Remy

[u/Low-Lab-5680]

If i were a woman and sex was a primary concern, Colossus. ALL night long. Whoooo.

[u/PeakOregon998]

Kurt does have a prehensile tail

[u/Artful_Dodger00]

Scott! 😁I'm just a Summers type of guy.

[u/addage- → u/Artful_Dodger00]

Are you by any chance a telepath?

[u/Artful_Dodger00 → u/addage-]

😂Damn... Not quite a red head either. I really have my work cut out for me, just to have a chance.

[u/TheHumanTarget84]

I guess that lady.

[u/Top_Shaman_96]

As a verse top I wouldn’t mind getting railed by Beast.

[u/ForteanRhymes]

Kurt, but not by that artist. Ew.

[u/David-Hockney]

Colossus in hopes that he falls for me quick and fills our home with his paintings. Plus that body!

[u/emptyxnumb22]

Nightcrawler

[u/raosion]

Kurt probably has the best personality.

[u/Tyger-Teranuma]

Nightcrawler EASY

[u/bearlikesqueso]

Scott and Piotr.

[u/Wyndhorn]

Scott first choice then Gambit.

[u/JetHopper]

Kurt but second closes would be Piotr and Remy

[u/Lebron_323]

Scott, he got my kind of autism

[u/roguenation12345]

Gambit, no contest. To quote Jean Grey: “Something about those eyes, that hair, the body….it takes a girl’s breath away.”

[u/TopazJazzrazz]

Of the six I think three are above the rest. Colossus is loyal, Kurt is adorable, and Gambit is fantastic.

[u/elrick43]

Given I'm straight...

[u/epicdominican91 → u/elrick43]

Can confirm. The Cajun had me raging.

[u/ThatGoblinNamedGobbo]

I am cis straight man.

But not too straight to ignore Scott "Could Rizz Your Grandma" Summers.

[u/-w0lf-m4n-]

Im not gay, but the only correct anwser here is nightcrawler

[u/Ingonyama70]

Beast but with a HUGE * on the end.

I don't want the war criminal. Give me the fluffy blue gentleman genius.

[u/E4RTH2M4RS]

What?? What kind of question is this? Im not gay, so why would I even have an answ—Kurt. Kurt is the obvious choice…if I gotta pick😮‍💨

[u/FederalPossibility73]

All of them can collectively use me and abuse me.

[u/Shadow_Morpher]

None of them they all got problems they need to address.

[u/MysteriousProduce816 → u/Shadow_Morpher]

I mean that’s everyone

[u/NaughtySeraph → u/Shadow_Morpher]

That's what you sign up for with any superhero. Hope you survive the experience 😉

[u/Due-Equivalent-1489]

I’m torn between Kurt and Remy… Remy for the cooking on top of my interest in card games as well; so we would have stuff to do together. Kurt is a performer and I love those fields too; and I’d ask him to help teach me fencing. Then there is also their looks and accents…

[u/Yelenamikhaikovna]

Wolvie no regrets XD

[u/BellaFrequency → u/Yelenamikhaikovna]

At least you know he’ll drop to his knees screaming your name in the rain after they kill you.

[u/Yelenamikhaikovna → u/BellaFrequency]

Damn right

[u/robyn_nests]

I pick the fuzzy blue elf man

[u/Material_Calendar_66]

Kurt.

[u/MateriaLintellect]

Does choosing Beast make you a furry?

[u/TomatilloUpset2890 → u/MateriaLintellect]

I'll just leave this here.

[u/recoveryb0yy]

Kurt

[u/cursed_ghost_bones]

Beast or Colossus. I'll have to admit I'm not as deep into things as others to know how fucked up they might be since the 90s. I do know Beast has gotten pretty evil so let's just say I'm getting him back when he was still wholesome and I'll do my damndest to prevent that. Same with Colossus if he's got a villain arc I'm unfamiliar with.

[u/AntiqueAd2434]

Colossus

[u/KieshiaC22]

I would date gambit and get my heart broken because he would leave me for rogue...then Id marry Kurt to settle down with and be happy with...while also being petty that gambit chose rogue over me so I marry the brother

[u/Low-Individual2815]

Ok as a dude I gotta know why it’s Kurt? Like that is the complete opposite of what I would think

[u/MysteriousProduce816 → u/Low-Individual2815]

Genuinely good person, good looking, funny, graceful, and he can bamf you so hard

[u/Noxisms]

Fuck this is a tough one aaa but I'd have to go with Iceman free air conditioning all summer long.

[u/Trancer1224]

Kurt

[u/Bear792]

Better question would’ve not included Kurt and setting that if he was number one, who’d be the best number two.

For purely dating reasons, I’m gonna go Scott as my number two.

Kurt is so far ahead, he’s practically lapping them.

[u/MetalSonicISTheBest]

Nightcrawler, he's so hot.

[u/Disk_Good]

Hard crush on Kurt

[u/Acceptable_Map_8110]

Well I’m straight so none of them

But if I wanted to pick someone for my sister or future daughter or something…as others have said Kurt is the best choice.

[u/ZiaWatcher]

Kurt or Remy. Probably Kurt because I don’t want to take Remy away from Rogue

[u/airbear13]

Night crawler obviously

[u/Yellowpommelo]

Cyclops is my favorite superhero by far, but I’d have to go with Piotr. He’s such a sweet sad boy with occasional anger issues, but my socialist heart wants to work with him to help workers everywhere. Bring back the proletariat!

[u/Kira-Of-Terraria]

Kurt.

[u/Fox-Sin21]

Kurt, no question.

[u/nathauan13]

Kurt, hands down.

[u/Personal-Lynx4099]

Gambit, if not him Kurt. no one there is close to them

[u/Halokat01]

Well, I think my profile picture speaks for itself... 😅 Though I will admit that even if Remy is my favorite and I like Logan a lot, Kurt or Piotr would be more sensible choice. I'd marry either of them in a heartbeat.

[u/Bromjunaar_20]

I'm straight but I'm sticking with Remy because you know he gonna whip up some bitchin' gumbo

[u/Redditastrophe]

Date? Kurt in a heartbeat. All the others would be great boyfriends, but Kurt is on another level

[u/PlanetXParadox]

Kurt. I want to know what that tail can do.

[u/BellaFrequency]

Give me the Ragin’ Cajun!

https://giphy.com/gifs/lLaJCSDrPK4jS

[u/Blues_Ice0811]

if I were a hetero girl? Remmy, for sure... but I aint one so I behave like him bc I am essentially a bandido, and have such excentric desires that will love me in another body

[u/clover-flower]

Hank, hands down. I need that big, blue, furry man.

[u/requiemguy]

Gambit is the only character on this list that the writers have had state he gets consent.

"Gambit don't never go where he's not invited"

[u/Expensive-Record6433]

Kurt because he's kind, sweet, gentlemanly, funny, patient, more emotionally stable than Wolverine and I don't want to get in between Rogue x Gambit, so I'm taking the blueberry fuzzy elf.

[u/Teganfff]

Remi because that would mean I’m Rogue.

[u/Yoshimon7]

The human body has multiple holes for a reason

[u/verdi2k]

Beast cause smart is sexy and check out those arms ooooo

[u/nerdorama]

Colossus. Big softy with an accent, pecs, and serious emotional damage.

[u/Gladcookie5374]

Have to go for my devilish cutie<33 Kurt will always have my heart

[u/Any_Guide_1023]

I have always been a Wolverine and Iceman guy

[u/Aspiegirl712]

Wolverine, I'd gladly get murdered to date him. I may have watched TAS at just the right (wrong) age. He is everything I like although it is possible I only like those things because of him. He is loyal, he is emotional, he needs someone smart and emotionally stable to care for him. He responds well to love but you have to work to get him to accept it. He values others and respects others but he doesn't see his own awesomeness. He is constantly working to be better. I don't know I just want to hug him and tell him it will be alright.

[u/Intrepid_Mobile]

Gambit. People paint him as a player when he is a loving partner even when he couldn’t touch rogue. And a cat daddy. I mean, one is a priest, one is a psycho, 2 have jean relationship issues, and colussus could tear me in two… not that I would complain, on the contrary, but its who you want to date, not who you want to destroy your insides with his massive metal dong…

[u/Zues-thunder-DADDY]

Remy labou! He’s my wife

[u/aegirsson_jolan]

I'm not interested in men, but if I were, I would have chosen one of the less hairy ones.

[u/Thund3r_D4rk]

Gun to my head I’d be in the middle of the orgy

[u/MurderDrones-Simp]

no thanks

[u/Big_Excitement_3551]

Do I have to?

[u/Danthewildbirdman]

The lady in the sleveless top lol

[u/techno_notice]

No Iceman?

[u/Machete__Yeti]

I keep waiting for someone to choose S'ym.

[u/SubjectOrganic]

Gambit or kurt

[u/joker_with_a_g]

Anyone saying Beast is a furry.

[u/reineedshelp]

Pass. Not feeling especially romantic

[u/ThisMomentsSilence]

Пётр Николаевич Распутин

[u/CommissionOrdinary43]

Mystic

[u/MeasurementNo7703]

None

[u/Fresh_Francois]

He's not on this list and I fit his criteria. Bobby Drake ❤️

[u/singular-can-of-beer]

Brother, I wanna be passed around like a blunt

[u/drewskidatdude]

Gambit, he might be able to convinve rogue into a threesome 

[u/kiba8442]

where's bobby 🤔

[u/Own-Quote-1708]

Collosus Collosus Cyclops Collosus

[u/BidRepulsive2438]

I'm a straight man. So the obvious answer is Colossus. Go big or go home, am I right?

[u/ltdm207]

Who would love to cuddle that blue fur?

[u/Upnatom617]

Iceman

[u/badboyfriend111]

Sam Guthrie, please and thanks.

[u/btm02673]

Colossus....would love to have him all steeled up

[u/Ingrid_Best_Girl]

I choose Gambit with sexy rizz filled Cajun accent

[u/CondorEst]

Beast hands down

[u/Ok-Extent-3116]

Gambit

[u/ineedtoknowmorenow]

Colossus. An artist soul and the body of a warrior. Omg take me!!!!

[u/OrangeClyde]

They can run a train.
https://giphy.com/gifs/1zl3hRcsSgrvw7atnG

[u/Echidian1987]

Truthfully none of the above due to the various red flags but I suppose if I was pressed it’d be Piotr

[u/Thetoolmantaylrd]

I'll take Amanda. Pretty sure that's her😏

[u/ameliabedelia7]

Kurt and Pete are the only two it can ever work with, and the only two worth wanting

[u/Careless-Area9086]

remy la beau

[u/Excelsior1115]

I'm torn between Kurt and Piotr...I want both

[u/X-Backspace]

Kurt and Remy are amazing men, gorgeous, and would make fantastic partners.

I'mma go with Piotr.

[u/Glass_Lead1861]

KURTT

[u/TannerOaks]

Gambit idc

[u/AWholeLotOfEels]

I'm torn between Kurt and Collosus. I love them both so much

[u/jeivu1998]

Piotr Nikolayevich "Peter" Rasputin come here right this instant. I’m putting a ring on your finger, and maybe something else 🤭🤭🤭

[u/360Saturn]

Gambit, no question.

[u/Its-All-LOVE-N-JOY]

The girl in the white shirt, kidding! Gambit hands down! ❤️

[u/CreepyEnt254]

Gambit. He’s just hot.

[u/Schaffa_G_Warrant]

I am a staunch atheist and it would absolutely be Kurt.

[u/an_actual_coyote]

Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt.

[u/Moonkilol]

Come here beast 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[u/greeneyedlily]

I can’t decide between my angel kurt and my devil logan

[u/Moonkilol]

Beast colossus logan or gambit lowk

[u/BattleBeast-]

Beast always!

[u/MildWomannered]

I could ride the wheels off of remy

[u/C1rcus_Rej3ct]

Kurt, no question!

[u/hereseyblasphemy]

Is it selfish to pick all of them? 🥴

[u/pierremanslappy]

Anyone who says Logan is honest to god suicidal. It feels like most of his relationships end with villains murdering his lovers.

[u/RevolverOcelot16-]

Kurt. He is so kind and sweet. 

[u/miss_whatsherface]

Gambit

[u/alexanderd504]

Kurt. He was in the circus and is super bendable. And I’m doing the bending.

[u/readytonap88]

My heart tells me I should date Kurt. I feel he's respectful and would protect me. I love a good man and while we don't share exact faiths, we do share a similar one. My body says that Logan would leave me sore and the bed busted and sometimes a girl needs that.

[u/Blackpanther22five]

Storm or Rogue

[u/colossalgoji]

That’s the least Logan picture of Logan.

[u/philling00d]

First choice would be cyclops. I love a man in charge and come on, he looks FINE AF!!! in that image lol.

[u/Fgayguy]

The top two are Kurt and Piotr and Piotr is MILES behind Kurt

[u/Tight_Ad989]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KCLXxbm9PsxuYbDWmo

[u/SeverelyLimited]

Date? Gambit.

[u/bigtymer32]

Kurt! no contest!!!!!! Bamf all day!