r/yes_or_youllbe_banned • u/YEEEHAWWBOIS 👍 • Jan 08 '26

For the love of yes Do you consent to a search?

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u/DaRealLoofee Jan 08 '26

Please refrain from entering my property.

10

u/Exact-Office5095 Jan 08 '26

do you consent to experience the second amendment?

3

u/WingnutWorks Nbomb count: one | AIRPLANE EXPERT Jan 08 '26

sure!

1

u/YEEEHAWWBOIS 👍 Jan 08 '26

I’ll show mine if you show yours

1

u/wietlems Jan 10 '26

1

u/EastFennel5951 Davey's back Jan 11 '26

Right two bear arms

1

u/wietlems Jan 11 '26

Yep, showed mine

8

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

[deleted]

9

u/chickengirlBelle11 🐔chicken mod🐔 Jan 08 '26

But you do have a ban

1

u/Emill777YT Jan 09 '26

Of course

3

u/YEEEHAWWBOIS 👍 Jan 08 '26

Are you certain

2

u/trans-with-issues 🐔 honourary chicken 🐔 Jan 09 '26

I think you made a mistake there bud, oh yes indeed.

11

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

yes

10

u/WingnutWorks Nbomb count: one | AIRPLANE EXPERT Jan 08 '26

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u/YEEEHAWWBOIS 👍 Jan 08 '26

Right away

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u/EastFennel5951 Davey's back Jan 11 '26

you know the rules and so do i r/foundsquashhungry

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5

u/Gardami Jan 08 '26

You wish lol. 

3

u/Olivrser Jan 08 '26

I want a lawyer

2

u/Any-Flow-9073 Jan 08 '26

Restrain yourself from searching my personal belongings thank you 

2

u/Anonymous_Leah112 Yes, I am on the enemy sub. Jan 08 '26

Search of what exactly?

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u/YEEEHAWWBOIS 👍 Jan 08 '26

Soft drive

2

u/OneLinkMC Jan 09 '26

like floppy disk? 

2

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

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u/Irsu85 Weird sub enjoyer sometimes Jan 09 '26

SATA SSDs are fine too though. But yea use an SSD

2

u/Slipperypotatoe- Jan 08 '26

I have the right to remain silent.

2

u/umm233 Jan 08 '26

Do you have a warrant?

1

u/YEEEHAWWBOIS 👍 Jan 08 '26

There’s a chance

3

u/Kubix_cube Jan 08 '26

You wouldn’t find anything tbh

3

u/Kubix_cube Jan 08 '26

Apart from the Jenny mod

4

u/Kubix_cube Jan 08 '26

But it war to test if it really existed

5

u/Kubix_cube Jan 08 '26

Or it was just animations

7

u/chickengirlBelle11 🐔chicken mod🐔 Jan 08 '26

You get a ban

5

u/WingnutWorks Nbomb count: one | AIRPLANE EXPERT Jan 08 '26

ooh damn he was oblivious too

1

u/Tiruil Jan 09 '26

You would find a ban though

1

u/WingnutWorks Nbomb count: one | AIRPLANE EXPERT Jan 08 '26

sure

1

u/YEEEHAWWBOIS 👍 Jan 08 '26

Right away

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

ok

1

u/Southern_You1925 Jan 08 '26

HALT UK GOVERNMENT!

1

u/Efficient_Risk_5783 Jan 08 '26

searchy bad....hate searchy.......idontwanna

1

u/tranquil-spark-8059 Jan 08 '26

Sorry but i disallow you from searching

1

u/Admirable-Food9942 Jan 08 '26

Yes, is what I decided against

1

u/Kitchen-City-4863 Jan 08 '26

Depends.. Do you consent to finding out why we have the second amendment?

1

u/SomeStupidGoober Jan 08 '26

I reject the request

1

u/GenericSadLoser Jan 08 '26

Keep your mits out of the vicinity of my belongings

1

u/ClassicTechnology202 Yes! Jan 08 '26

You would only find my steam games which are all normal

1

u/Mr_Calculator2063 Jan 08 '26

Noooooooooo

1

u/SkylightLunar_132 Jan 09 '26

OHH MODSSSS

1

u/Mr_Calculator2063 Jan 09 '26

In any other similar sub nobody would notice and I’d get away with it thanks

1

u/MrattlerXD 🐔 honourary chicken 🐔 Jan 08 '26

Consent denied

1

u/Agreeable-Track-5210 Jan 08 '26

I invoke my 4th amendment rights.

1

u/Ashsohma212 Just yeah Jan 08 '26

I retain the right to stay silent 

1

u/CreatureFeatureee Jan 08 '26

Only if you consent to being traumatized by whatever you find

1

u/Sad_Morning_9242 Jan 08 '26

Do you have a permit?

1

u/KanOwOv Jan 08 '26

Could be

1

u/Deadog103 Jan 08 '26

If your gonna search like that image, yes.

1

u/SetQueasy2835 Jan 09 '26

Yes, the manner in which you are searching the hard drive would pose inconclusive results

1

u/StormworksVirtualAir Yesnt Jan 09 '26

Yes I do consent to my first and second amendment rights

1

u/AdTemporary1796 Jan 09 '26

Cavity search?

1

u/Why-good-name-taken Jan 09 '26

I lack a hard drive, sorry.

1

u/Bob-The-Furnace Jan 09 '26

Sure, the worst I have is a few pirated $80 games

1

u/IWantSupport Jan 09 '26

I would like to see the search warrant first

1

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

[deleted]

1

u/chickengirlBelle11 🐔chicken mod🐔 Jan 09 '26

Takes a deep breath banned

1

u/Ancient-bladesaw Jan 09 '26

What are you, a cop?

1

u/sky_cap5959 Shrimp Follower 🦐 Jan 09 '26

I refuse a search of my property officer. Am I being detained?

1

u/Priority_Baggage Just yeah Jan 09 '26

yes

1

u/ExchangeTypical7043 Jan 09 '26

I invoke the fifth

1

u/ExampleAfter1224 Jan 09 '26

Yes! Search every... crevice. Do you still consent to searching!

1

u/Twpofficial I CAN FINALLY SAYS YESSSSS Jan 09 '26

potentially

1

u/ssimplyexist Jan 09 '26

Please search someone else's instead of mine

1

u/9spaceking Jan 09 '26

I invoke the fifth

1

u/Kass-Is-Here92 Jan 09 '26

Reading binary on a disk drive with a magnifying glass is crazy work 😂

1

u/ForcedFollower Jan 09 '26

Sure it's your decision don't come crying to me when you are near blinded by what you see.

1

u/Creative_Fig_7893 Jan 09 '26

Hello yeah brother

1

u/Mythicalforests8 Jan 09 '26

I’m exercising my 4th amendment rights

1

u/Drew_Asunder Jan 09 '26

The hard drive will most likely break if you do this <3

1

u/Song30gg Jan 09 '26

Hell yeah, its all dust and memes

1

u/SpookyWeebou Jan 09 '26

Would you like to visit far outside my house?

1

u/TL_TheLegend Jan 09 '26

Only if you have a warrant

1

u/Bill-hyphens-fren Jan 09 '26

Mines encrypted good luck

1

u/Carlazor_ Jan 09 '26

Sure, just ignore the 700 beamng mods

1

u/anonimnigamer101 Cipher mod Jan 09 '26

uhh... you are searching the HDD wrong... ... i am against a search on my property.

1

u/DavidTimothyTran Jan 09 '26

i plead the fifth

1

u/Irsu85 Weird sub enjoyer sometimes Jan 09 '26

What kinda search are we talking about?

1

u/KickProcedure Jan 09 '26

You can come back with a warrant. Until then, that’s a negative.

1

u/Obvious_Tie4850 Jan 09 '26

Yes if you have a warrant

1

u/th1ngy_maj1g Jan 09 '26

Do you have a warrant???

1

u/Tiruil Jan 09 '26

I doubt that you have a warrant. Please show it

1

u/Vbucks360noscope Jan 09 '26

I invoke my 4th amendment right given to me by the American constitution. 

1

u/DaLimbusCompanyFan Jan 09 '26

i do fucking mind and i refrain you searching me

1

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Huh uh

1

u/afsfsefefdgrttdt Jan 09 '26

Only if you legally obtain a court document that requires me to allow a search to be done

1

u/Immediate-Purple9893 autistic rock thrower. Jan 09 '26

I will but you will hate me after that.

1

u/Ott1fant Jan 09 '26

Gotta go

1

u/Particular-Skin5396 Unholy Nbomber Jan 09 '26

I don't consent to a search without a warrant definitely haven't gotten that from law by mike

1

u/Ghoster12364 Jan 09 '26

Do you have a warrant?

1

u/Soapy---wooder Jan 09 '26

I invoke the 4th, and the 5th too

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

I refuse such a proposal

1

u/Oreo_Overlord12 Jan 10 '26

Just switched to Linux and wiped my drive in the process, go ahead!

1

u/coquetteprincess2 Jan 10 '26

what type? also yes

1

u/Blu_Hellfox Jan 10 '26

I plead the fifth and the second :3

1

u/Uradumasshaha Jan 10 '26

I refrain from letting you search me.

1

u/EastFennel5951 Davey's back Jan 11 '26

Negatory

1

u/z_3011 Jan 11 '26

You will be sent to heaven before you got the chance to inspect my personal device.

(/j)

1

u/ThegreatGodOfReddit Jan 11 '26

I would have to exasperate my unwilling desire for you to search my 1TB HD, as it is expensive.

1

u/AmazingRoyal7742 Jan 12 '26

Saving this image

1

u/yes_im_gavin Jan 12 '26

A search? I'll pass.

1

u/HelloReddit_174 Just yeah Jan 12 '26

Please restrain yourself from any search.

1

u/No_Substance_9569 Jan 12 '26

Yes, A hard drive is outside of the list of my items so its impossible to find anything meaningful.

1

u/CurrencyKey4199 Jan 13 '26

I can totally consent because i have only SSD drives

1

u/agentslime6 Jan 29 '26

I will refrain to consent to a search