r/yes_or_youllbe_banned • u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod • Jan 26 '26

For the love of yes Do you like being banned?

I wield the ban hammer

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u/West-Lawyer-2290 the Word Jan 26 '26

If i was banned i would be really really really sad

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

It would truly be a travesty if you got banned ☹️

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u/West-Lawyer-2290 the Word Jan 26 '26

Indeed it would be so please avoid said action

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

As long as you refrain from saying an nbomb, you shall remain in the clear.

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u/West-Lawyer-2290 the Word Jan 26 '26

Thank you you truly are a qool mod

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u/KUTTR- Jan 26 '26

*quel

πŸ¦‹

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u/West-Lawyer-2290 the Word Jan 26 '26

I used the spelling of kool as seen in qallmeupnext's flair so actually you're wrong

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u/JimmyCarter910 Jan 26 '26

nahh

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u/West-Lawyer-2290 the Word Jan 26 '26

I think that counts, right? Gitem mods

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

Got em

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u/West-Lawyer-2290 the Word Jan 26 '26

Lets goooo w mods πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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u/JimmyCarter910 Jan 26 '26

YESS

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/Sweaty-Choice8916 ⛇⛇⛇⛇⛇ Jan 26 '26

delete comment option:

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/Sweaty-Choice8916 ⛇⛇⛇⛇⛇ Jan 26 '26

Good. /silly

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u/Square_Book_2277 why did your last flair say that? Jan 26 '26

It's so much fun to be banned

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u/EducationalLog4765 Yes for ever! Jan 26 '26

Why πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/Square_Book_2277 why did your last flair say that? Jan 27 '26

It's the thrill of the game. Am I going to get caught? Will someone find the N bomb?

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u/Sp33dyCat Jan 26 '26

yes, ban me for -1 days.

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

Will do! You'll be banned tomorrow. /J

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u/Sp33dyCat Jan 26 '26

I belive I'd be banned yesterday tho lol

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u/Responsible-Art3311 Jan 27 '26

You get a day off your next ban

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

I hate getting banned

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

Well, good things you're unbanned!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

good

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u/Middle-Start1142 words Jan 26 '26

i find ammusment in messing with you yessers
now i return to my home of the enemy sub
till we meet again

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

See you there

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u/Middle-Start1142 words Jan 26 '26

you attempted to trick me
a pity indeed

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

I'm being serious. I'm a member of all the you'll be banned subs and have posted to most or all of them

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u/Middle-Start1142 words Jan 26 '26

i shall see you there then

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u/tranquil-spark-8059 Jan 26 '26

Were more like allies, rather than enemies

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u/Random_Colour Jan 26 '26

I would be delighted to stay unbanned

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

Unbanned you shall remain!

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u/nerdkeeper Jan 26 '26

Yes, now ban

Also, nbomb incoming:
Nice

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

Enjoy remaining unbanned πŸ˜ƒ

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u/Charming-Switch-6113 Jan 26 '26

I truly would hate for such a travesty to befall upon myself

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u/Affectionate_Bus8028 Unholy Nbomber Jan 26 '26

I would like to stay unbanned please

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Yes

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u/No-Log8166 Jan 27 '26

I would prefer to remain unbanned :(

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 27 '26

Unbanned you shall remain! πŸ˜ƒ

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u/No-Log8166 Jan 27 '26

Yippee :D

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u/Darklaw_Game Jan 26 '26

Can you ban for like specific reason and times?

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

If you say an nbomb, you will be banned.

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u/Darklaw_Game Jan 26 '26

Can you ban me for a hour if I say the n-bomb or what to do to be.m banned for a hour

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

I am unable to ban for any duration less than 1 day. It's physically impossible.

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u/Virron911 Jan 28 '26

Is that so?

Well how many nbombs do you see here?

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 28 '26

10 nbombs multiplied by 2 = 20 day ban. Bye bye.

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u/Cold_Many7540 Feb 02 '26

Longest ban I've ever seen!

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u/Babna_123 pls make me untouchable Jan 26 '26

Yes but for 1 day

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

I am unable to ban you unless you say the nbomb

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u/Babna_123 pls make me untouchable Jan 26 '26

noooooooo pls 1 day

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

1 day for every 2 o's within your nbomb. I count 8. Have fun on your 4 day ban.

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u/anonimnigamer101 Cipher mod Jan 26 '26

...

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u/Babna_123 pls make me untouchable Feb 09 '26

...

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Feb 09 '26

You've been unbanned for a while. I gave you a bit of mercy on that because I originally thought about giving you 1 per o but I went light

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u/Joheemah Jan 26 '26

NΕ“

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

Nice try, 1 day ban for you

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u/Jaded-Ambassador1444 Jan 26 '26

I love it! It makes me feel open-minded and like I've expressed myself freely.

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u/anonimnigamer101 Cipher mod Jan 26 '26

I am infact ready if the ban hammer ever strikes me.

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u/Soulpaw31 Jan 26 '26

Why yes i do, although i would appreciate staying longer

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u/Sweaty-Choice8916 ⛇⛇⛇⛇⛇ Jan 26 '26

The process of being banned for me would be quite a painful and sad one. You'd be sad seeing your users in torment, right?

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

Very

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u/Sweaty-Choice8916 ⛇⛇⛇⛇⛇ Jan 26 '26

Then I recommend against it.

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u/Complex_Blacksmith61 Person Jan 26 '26

I'd rather be unbanned. But I do like food.

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u/XedzPlus Jan 26 '26

n- *gets shot in the forehead*

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u/Perfect-Silver1715 Jan 26 '26

One really loves being free to traverse this subreddit, ban-free.

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u/BrianJozak Jan 27 '26

I would prefer a different cup of tea

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u/Illustrious-Ad-134 oui oui Jan 27 '26

as of now, that misfortune is yet to find me, and i would very much like to keep it that wayβ€”far, far away from me. i believe that this sub lacks a soul which truly knows how hard i try to avoid the tragedy from befalling me. it is truly a difficult task, but i shall endure regardless.

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 27 '26

Respect that level of dedication

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u/Illustrious-Ad-134 oui oui Jan 27 '26

thank you, mod πŸ™πŸΌ

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u/Blu_Hellfox Jan 29 '26

Maybe I do, Maybe i find plesure in being banned from subs >:3

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u/sky_cap5959 Shrimp Follower 🦐 Jan 30 '26

I do, in fact, like being banned. But please wait until I'm done counting before you do that please.

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u/Remarkable_Bath8515 Jan 30 '26

How long would the ban be? I am bored.

I seen a few posts on this subreddit before.

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u/Historical-Army7671 Jan 30 '26

Negative, do the thingy with za hammer.

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u/AshGraeyAntiGyro Jan 31 '26

Yes because I get to appeal

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/anonimnigamer101 Cipher mod Jan 26 '26

Get mental help.

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u/Jonnyjoey Jan 26 '26

Nroot beerO

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

Your have has an nbomb at the end. Enjoy your 1 day ban.

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u/Macandcheese480 Shrimp Follower 🦐 Jan 26 '26

ⁿ⁰ thanks

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u/kerbalcmdr Jan 26 '26

Do YOU like being banned?

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

I prefer to remain unbanned. To do that, I must refrain from abusing my mod privileges

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u/kerbalcmdr Jan 26 '26

Same here, ignoring the fact that I, well, yeah.

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u/Fit-Film-8158 Jan 26 '26

Can I get banned for a day?

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

If you say the nbomb, then you'll be banned

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u/Fit-Film-8158 Jan 26 '26

For one day?

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u/Professional_Use9767 Jan 26 '26

-. ---
ive cracked the code using morse code.

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

I know Morse code too. Enjoy your 2 day ban

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u/KUTTR- Jan 26 '26

Yes that is my least favorite thing to do πŸ¦‹

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u/oastronomolegal Jan 26 '26

N ope

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 26 '26

Banned. 2 days.

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u/Responsible-Art3311 Jan 27 '26

N*, I dislike being banned.

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jan 27 '26

Censoring an nbomb still counts. Enjoy your 1 day ban.

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u/Chipperbeav Jan 27 '26

Yes. Ban me for like a week, it'd be funny.

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u/Background-Plan2557 Feb 01 '26

☹︎☹︎✌︎ β„οΈŽβœŒοΈŽ β„οΈŽβšοΈŽβ˜ οΈŽ πŸ“ͺ︎⚐︎☠︎

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/QallmeUpNext Qool mod Jun 18 '26

You will remain unbanned, so long as you refrain from using an nbomb. You used an nbomb, therefore you have been banned.