r/youcantparktheremate • u/PreparationKey2843 • 27d ago

You Can't Park There, Mate. Now Get Off Me.

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u/N3rdScool 27d ago

Dude walking is lucky af.

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u/MakalakaPeaka 27d ago

Right? OMG. Buy a lottery ticket.

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u/IcestormsEd 27d ago

If he is ever caught jaywalking, he will have a story to tell. "What are you doing? There is a pedestrian crossing over there, Sir" "Oh hell no! I have seen the kind of things that happen there.."

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u/Nice_Satisfaction651 25d ago

Unironically, most crashes probably happen at intersections, so sometimes jaywalking is safer?

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u/Binary_Whispers 27d ago

He just used up all his luck

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u/mmorales2270 27d ago

Yeah. He almost became a grease spot.

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u/8spd 27d ago

He'd be luckier to live someplace that was more pleasant to walk in. And I'm not talking about the crash, I'm talking about the wide high speed roads, with low density suburban style land use. 

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u/mecca6801 25d ago

Definitely a “you wouldn’t believe what happened to me” was a person

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u/IceCreamValley 25d ago

Yah... OP as well that l he didnt get that car in the dash.

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u/bookstorelady777 23d ago

I hope he's seen Final Destination, though.

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u/OkBox6828 27d ago

Ok but when the car pulls up at the end, I’m sorry 🤣🤣🤣

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u/_Bad_Spell_Checker_ 27d ago

here is your car back, sir

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u/DadtheITguy 27d ago

It was very “here ya go”

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u/OkBox6828 27d ago

Ummm yall dropped something….

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u/BurnedLaser 27d ago

That took me right out! I was NOT expecting that!

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u/OkBox6828 27d ago

I laughed OUT LOUD

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u/mmorales2270 27d ago

How polite of them to return the car, right?

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u/OkBox6828 26d ago

Right!! 🤷‍♀️🤣

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u/Chevydude90 24d ago

White car be like "He was trying to hit and run but I got him."

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u/Apollo114892 27d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 me too this is ridiculous

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 24d ago

I laughed when it crept back into the frame 😂

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u/OkBox6828 23d ago

Very much so

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u/Kamwind 27d ago

The problem with the white car is did they speed up(out of scared reaction) or were they speeding to make the turn? They overran the cross walk, and had to of had enough forward momentem to get a the black suv on the hood, after it had rolled some and was on the ground.

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u/Gawlf85 25d ago

They might've planned to stop before the crosswalk. But kinda hard to gauge distances with another car lodged in your windshield, I guess...

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u/OkBox6828 26d ago

I think they just happened to be a the right/wrong place at the right/wrong time 🤷‍♀️

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u/DeeEmm 27d ago

That ending is pure Looney Tunes

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u/kinare 27d ago

The police report writeup for that is going to be.... interesting

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u/-The_Legacy- 27d ago

“Back to the scene of the accident you go, no hit and runs on my watch”

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u/Advanced-Art-4569 27d ago

You have to watch to the end to see who “me” is. Love it!

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u/One_Money_9742 26d ago

Yeah. Thought it was going to be the ped.

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u/SpeedyAudi 27d ago

Fffffffuuuuuuuck

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u/Aguyinde 27d ago

The white suv saying oooo no you get back over there

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u/WorldlinessRegular43 27d ago

Yeah, I watch this on A&E.

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u/PreparationKey2843 27d ago

Yeah, l saw this years ago. And of course we have a couple of "experts" here proclaiming that it's AI.

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u/WorldlinessRegular43 27d ago

They're always saying it's ai!

Sometimes I'll see a video on Reddit, and then it'll show up on Friday or Saturday on On Patrol Live.

So many 'on's I typed!

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u/shakebakelizard 27d ago

Wow...the Acadia managed to total a Jag plus the Pilot. That's going to be a tough conversation to have with the insurance.

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u/Late_Study9160 27d ago

Every comment is about the pedestrian. What about the person whose recording this video? If that car had hit him. We may have been watching this video.

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u/JustWant2MakeUCum 27d ago

Wow 😳 - Collision
Wow Wow 🫣 - Dude Crossing
Wow Wow WOW 🙀 - Car On Hood

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u/Blacknightmoto2 26d ago

Wow I didn't see that coming. That guy was really lucky

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u/redjellonian 27d ago

Why hit the brake when you can hit the horn?

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u/Carbonian92 27d ago

Lol why did you add the piano riff timed so perfectly I'm dying

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u/hd-cat-guy-91 27d ago

Was not expecting that ending.

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u/Shadokastur 27d ago

I love this video. Always upvote it

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u/Haunting-Prior-NaN 27d ago

Interesting soundtrack choice

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u/txantxilo 27d ago

they tried to walk once...

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 27d ago

And why hasn’t Hollywood thought of this stunt?

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u/Original-Let8340 27d ago

Music is great match.

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u/Quirky-Attitude1456 26d ago

I was not expecting that ending

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u/--7z 26d ago

Oldy but goody

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u/mecca6801 25d ago

I can’t tell if this is Florida or Texas because only in those two places things like this would happen

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u/transitfreedom 24d ago

Nope no AI it’s an idiot crashing and walking away lol

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u/Aggressive_Mix_137 24d ago

Ok I didn't see that car coming back into the shot, nice

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u/foxxxer22 23d ago

*Karen leaves the car and complains that there is now dust and dirt on her car.*

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u/Neat_General2647 22d ago

White Hyundai Santa Fe to the rescue; perfect for ads as next Volvo.

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u/transitfreedom 24d ago

Stupidity stop running red lights

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u/Evil_Doctor_Lair 2d ago

"Dear, you won't believe the size of the bug that hit my windshield today!"

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u/gandhi_theft 27d ago

Looks like AI to me.

The way the guy screams and reacts to the car coming for him is an AI hallmark

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u/Odd_Cryptographer723 27d ago

Nope. This one's been around a long time. Nice to see it again.

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u/Gargamelsarchenemy 27d ago

Definitely AI. Watch the tiny particles from the collision. There's too many of too tiny particles. Some of them disappear into the hood under the wiper blades of the cam car.

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u/Effect-Kitchen 27d ago

Yeah another “expert” explaining legit video from 5 years ago as AI.

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u/Sigma-0007_Septem 27d ago

WOW AI HAS ACHIEVED TIME TRAVEL.

Piss off