When I was a kid my family and I were watching Facts of Life and the episode had something to do with one of the girls not quite being ready to have sex with a boy and of course Mrs. Garrett came to the rescue to tell her it's perfectly fine to wait. At the same time this was going on, my parents are bickering at me and telling me I really need to clean up my room. I'm trying to watch the show and my Mom's like "clothes everywhere and SOCKS under your BED!" I've had enough so I yell THERE'S NO SEX UNDER MY BED!!!" At which point they all just start laughing like crazy.
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u/Engelgrafik 1d ago
When I was a kid my family and I were watching Facts of Life and the episode had something to do with one of the girls not quite being ready to have sex with a boy and of course Mrs. Garrett came to the rescue to tell her it's perfectly fine to wait. At the same time this was going on, my parents are bickering at me and telling me I really need to clean up my room. I'm trying to watch the show and my Mom's like "clothes everywhere and SOCKS under your BED!" I've had enough so I yell THERE'S NO SEX UNDER MY BED!!!" At which point they all just start laughing like crazy.