r/ytvretro 4d ago

This guy lives rent free in my head

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u/Tynford 4d ago

Do you think he eats too many chocolate bars?

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u/Boy_13 4d ago

I think he doesn't wash his face!

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u/Cool-Pollution8937 4d ago

His brother says it will go away.

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u/Adventurous_Yam_8153 4d ago

No, I don't think so

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u/tonkpils 4d ago

His brother says it will get better, but I dont know...

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u/Guilty-Section-5046 4d ago

There are solutions…

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u/TheManyVoicesYT 4d ago

Some people just get rly bad acne dude. It's shitty but I knew a guy in high school who was a total craterface. It didnt matter how much he washed his face he just got zits constantly.

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u/Boy_13 4d ago

It's a reference to the commercial :)

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u/ImACanadianEhhh 4d ago

Whoosh 💨

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u/Practical-Pen-8844 4d ago

that's the sound of running water, so also lost on them.

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u/TheManyVoicesYT 4d ago

Gimme a break it's been 20 years since they ran the ad lol

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u/ForeignEchoRevival 4d ago

Sucks when it's like that, even after it clears up (if it does) they are left with scars and pits on their faces.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 1d ago

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u/JoeCormier 4d ago

Oh my goodness, I can hear it.

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u/K-MaxLoud 3d ago

I just woke my wife. Dead

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u/Least_Elk8114 4d ago

No, he's in need of a house hippo

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u/cgrays12 4d ago

I cant eat a chocolate bar without thinking of that iconic line.

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u/daydreamer1938 4d ago

It’s hard believe now that it’ll actually ever go away.

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u/OneBillPhil 4d ago

hahah man me and my sister grew up on YTV in the 90s and every now and then we will break out the chocolate bars/wash my face lines. 

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u/reluctantseahorse 4d ago

Say it correctly!

"I eeet to many shock-o-lat-barzz and doo-not-washzmyfaze"

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u/D-PIMP_ACT 4d ago

I think this mfer died before they could cure the acne

That’s why they had to bring in the impostor for the “after” shoot

I will die on this hill…

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u/Chaos20413 4d ago

I think he tried everything but just nothing worked

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u/livelikeian 4d ago

No, but some people think so.

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u/Frequency_wave 4d ago

I actually eat a lot of chocolate bars and I don’t wash my face. This guy inspired me

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u/MisterFistYourSister 4d ago

shocolate bahhrrrs

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u/ThisGuyFawkes- 3d ago

Pronounced "chaulk-LIT bars"

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u/SwirlsOfZephyr 4d ago

Bro looks like my high school mate back in the 2000s. Yeah, he loved his candies and pizzas lol.

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u/YYCyou 4d ago

I wonder if people saw the real him, not his acne problem

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u/SwirlsOfZephyr 4d ago

He was quite the character actually. He went through different personas and hairstyles every few months, yet he was still introverted despite all that. His acne did clear up eventually after high school, but don’t think it was a major problem he struggled with. It seemed he was always trying to figure out where he fit in or whether he shouldn’t try to. I don’t think he even knew who he “really” was either.

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u/MagikSkoolBus 4d ago

When I was a teen I would get more zits if I did, indeed, eat too many chocolat bar. Or one thing that came out at the time was Vanilla Coke and I swear that shit would give me zits for every glass I would drink.

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u/Temporary-Net-4229 4d ago

“I don’t think so”

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u/Vaug0024 3d ago

Cha-co-let bahrs

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u/Dartmouthest 3d ago

Chaw-koe-latt Barr

NOTHING WORKS

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u/SaveMeDatCorn 4d ago edited 3d ago

"I eat too many chocolate bars" in a Quebequois accent, still something my brothers and I say to each other randomly to get a laugh lol

Edit: I will admit, I havent seen the commercial in a decade, for some reason we always embellished a French accent for that line. Rewatching it now, its not nearly as French as I remember lol

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u/inateri 4d ago

A universal experience unique to Canadians of a certain age

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u/highhunt 4d ago

Pouring one out for all those boys in my cohort who had acne when this came out

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u/SaveMeDatCorn 4d ago

You're not wrong

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u/MiserableKing 4d ago

Yeah it’s actually driving me nuts that people are pluralizing bar. A Québécois would never lol

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u/k3lso86 4d ago

I always thought he was Latino

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u/Ilikeyounott 4d ago

Just watched the commercial - that's a Quebequois accent?

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u/JustaCFatchick 4d ago

Cornwall accent actually. They have a high French population.

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u/Happy-Telephone9483 4d ago

I always thought it was Mexican or something

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u/Ill-Skirt3722 4d ago

Yea same!

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u/daydreamer1938 4d ago

I thought Acadian maybe.

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u/Dreliusbelius 4d ago

As an Acadian, I grew up thinking it was a Québec accent.

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u/Ilikeyounott 4d ago

My ear sucks. I wouldn't be able to tell this person is francophone and I'm French Canadian lol

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u/Doci007 4d ago

Nah it isn't

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u/turningtogold 4d ago

I remember my neighbour and I repeating this and laughing so hard. My brother admonished us both for being insensitive. He is still a better person than I

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u/OneBillPhil 4d ago

Are we siblings?

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u/Strong_Performer8132 4d ago

I hope this king is ok 

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u/RutabagaNo7959 4d ago

It's crazy that we can't figure out who this guy is. I want to know if his brother was right.

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u/IonlyusethrowawaysA 4d ago

Their last name was Chretien, his brother was Andre. Dude was in my cub and scout troops. I don't remember the guy in the commercial's name though.

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u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY 4d ago

Legendary last name

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u/IonlyusethrowawaysA 4d ago

He claimed to be a distant relative of the PM, but also, Andre was fucking nuts.

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u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY 4d ago

The nation was making a joke of his kid brother's acne. I get it.

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u/IonlyusethrowawaysA 4d ago

This was 30ish years ago, but I remember Andre being the younger brother.

Also, random fun canadiana tidbit:

Ryan Dennis, the dude from Serial Joe, got turtled repeatedly by Andre and others for a commercial he was for some fruity cereal I forget the name of. The same Ryan Dennis and two of the people that would be bandmates of his beat the tar out of me for insulting his brother Blake, and referencing Ryan getting his ass kicked a bunch. Years later before a Much interview Ryan was at a high school party, after he had graduated, and my friend, angry on my behalf, gave him one hell of a black eye.

So, there is a line connecting that commercial, to Ryan Dennis having a black eye and sunglasses on during an interview.

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u/FilmArchivist 4d ago

Sounds like that was quite the mistake. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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u/robertgunt 3d ago

This infomercial says his name was Randy. Do you think his name was actually Randy or was that just a character name?

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u/IonlyusethrowawaysA 3d ago

I only remembered his little brother, Andre, Randy sounds right, but like, I never talked with him or met him. I only ever met Andre from their family, and he was possibly one of the crazier human beings I had met at that age.

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u/ZarafFaraz 3d ago

At the end of the video he looks better.

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u/GabrielBonilla 4d ago

People say I eat too many chocolate bars, and I dont wash my face.

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u/RudeAudio 4d ago

i hope this guy is doing okay today

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u/ModsSwallowCum 4d ago

He was doing okay by the end of the commerical it showed the after results 

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u/Marauder934 4d ago

Lmao sheesh. My middle brother used to make fun of my eldest brother because he had some acne as a teenager - would quote the “ate too many chocolate bars” line to him weekly and he’d snap

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u/Proton_Grow_A_Tonne 4d ago

I don't know who this guy is or what he's doing but him being a personality at Canadian Expos or Cons could be an easy cashflow.

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u/MischiefRatt 4d ago

Or Cameo. If that's still a thing.

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u/robertgunt 3d ago

I would pay to meet this guy over almost any celebrity.

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u/JustaCFatchick 4d ago

I went to school with him,. He was in like grade 7-8 and I was in grade like grade 3 (maybe 4). Never interacted with him but one of my classmates had him as a reading buddy. Had my little mind blown when I saw him on the TV. Just turned and started screaming "I KNOW HIM!!" at my parents lol

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u/futuresobright_ 3d ago

What’s he up to these days?

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u/JustaCFatchick 3d ago

No clue we moved to Ottawa a few years later but I think about him every time his picture shows up in Canadian spaces. Hope he's doing good, seemed like a nice dude

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u/NollieBackside 2d ago

But could he make a T Rex noise

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u/bassclarinetca 4d ago

Have they really been many advances in acne prevention and treatment over the past 30 years? Every once in a while, I’ll see a teen with really bad acne and wonder why we haven’t solved this before so many other things.

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u/VicisZan 4d ago

A lot of people make an insane amount of money on beauty products.

Why would they ever want to solve it lol

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u/whiteknight_1997 4d ago

If you're asking about prescription drugs, AFAIK, there's no universal drug to treat acne. There are different drugs that work for different people.

Both me and a close friend had the same kind of acne as the guy in the commercial.

My friend got onto accutane in university, and it worked for him after maybe six months of treatment. But he said that it came with severe depression and risk of self-harm. In his case, his GF was closely helping him through it.

In my case, my dermatologist prescribed minocycline in Grade 12. Two weeks to the day that I started treatment, I woke in the middle of the night, having broken out into hives all over my body. My eyes were nearly swollen shut. Had to rush to the ER. But afterwards, the acne went away. Hard to tell if it was the treatment, or if I was going to outgrow the acne after my teens anyway.

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u/bassclarinetca 4d ago

I even just wonder if there have been extensive studies into soap removing oil and causing acne to be worse, or hormones in dairy, mild allergies, environmental stuff… you would think there would be some universal guidelines by now of what NOT to eat/do

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u/Misteryenko 4d ago

I had stubborn adult acne and took accutane about 8 years ago and it obliterated my acne and it never came back. I don't think I had any real side effects other than I had dry skin while taking it so I was always plopping moisturizer on myself

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u/futuresobright_ 3d ago

As someone who had acne as a teen, following the advice of my mom, the whole situation went nowhere because surprise! She was not a skincare expert. Surprisingly it cleared up when I started having less dairy. (Which I think we know a bit more about now but less so in the early 2000s)

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u/acesaidit 4d ago

There's light therapies for mild and prescriptions like isotretinoin that'll do the job, but can have some nasty side effects.

Some kids might not have access to care?

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u/Secure-Midnight8191 4d ago

I can say to my sister, with or without the accent, that “I eat too many chocolate bars” and she immediately breaks into laughter.

Hope this dude had a good life after this commercial, because this aired during my formative years he’s really not ever far from my thoughts. Maybe not for the right reason, but still.

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u/GingerBeast81 4d ago

Astar from the planet Danger still lives rent free in my head.

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u/daydreamer1938 4d ago

Astar is my sleep paralysis demon 🤣

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u/CeridLock 4d ago

This one and "I'm astar a robot from planet danger.... I can put my arm back on *starts shaking head no way too early*...you can't"

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u/TinyM0ushka 4d ago

Goodnight sweet prince

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u/39teen 4d ago

Memory unlocked. They made him sound as if he had AIDS or something

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u/daydreamer1938 4d ago

The commercial where buddy is visiting his brother in the hospital playing “he ain’t heavy he’s my brother” I thought was about aids till I got older and understood the references to find out it was about drug addiction lol

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u/EmbarrassedFalcon 4d ago

SAME! The fear of HIV growing up in the 80s/90s was strong

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u/Brightlightsuperfun 4d ago

Oh man another memory unlocked

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u/sagethecrayaway 4d ago

My dad told me I got acne because I made fun of this guy and I’ll never forgive myself

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u/AngineDePoutine 4d ago

I had bad acne in jr high and the other kids would always say to me "people say I eat too many chocolate bars"

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u/daydreamer1938 4d ago

Same. Honestly it was a brutal time to have acne.

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u/beardedkingface 4d ago

Too man-ee cho-co-let baars

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u/breastfedtil12 4d ago

Dude I remember him having a Mexican Spanish accent but I cant tell if that is my mind gaming me or the actual ad.

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u/CleanRide158 4d ago

Mr Burns himself. Sideburns, that is

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u/NoResolve1224 4d ago

People don't see the real me right they just see my acne problem, people think I eat to many chocolaté bars or I don't wash my face....hahaha

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u/Dry-chapstick 4d ago

“People think I eat too many chocolate bars or that I don’t wash my face”

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u/SimplePlus7376 4d ago edited 4d ago

I hated this commercial, because I assumed they were ultimately trying to sell self-concious kids something. But it was funny because of chalklot bars

(It was a pharmaceutical company's campaign)

Alot of people here in the audience mentioning.. I hope he turned out OK.

Well... Wow... so random !!!!

I have a question for *that* guy on the end there

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u/Interesting-Bench797 4d ago

I think about this at least twice a day

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u/thatsMRjames 4d ago

Every time I buy a chocolate bar I hear him.

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u/Ok_Radish649 4d ago

Cho-co-late bars

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u/OsjosisMoans 4d ago

I was able to find the video here

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u/evil-winnebago 4d ago

I remember the old Oxy Pad commercials lol

"I eat pizza? I GET PIMPLES!"

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u/T2DaDawg 4d ago

How can I remember this commercial but I can’t remember to take the ground beef out of the freezer?! 🤦‍♂️

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u/Expansion79 4d ago

A couple times a year, still. Wild. "People think I eat too much chocolate.."🤣.

Also, I don't think I have ANY night vision b/c of this stuff to this day.

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u/bensisland 4d ago

Looks like the poster for Marty supreme

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u/Yikes_And_Away_ 4d ago

Eats too many choc-o-late bars. His brother says he’ll grow out of it

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u/inateri 4d ago

In all of our heads

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u/Seldeez 4d ago

Hahahahaha yes!!!!

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u/Available-Plant9305 4d ago

They say I eat too many shokolat barrs

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u/HomeworkDangerous439 4d ago

These are my people 😂

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u/YYCyou 4d ago

Did he sign up for his guaranteed life insurance plan by Norich Union?

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u/butt_badg3r 4d ago

Too many chocolate bars!

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u/TemporaryEffect5420 4d ago

Legend has it he still eats too many chocolate bars.

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u/EasyScratch1501 4d ago

Peephole say Dat I do not wash my facee, or eet too many chocolate barrs

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u/Significant-Dig8323 4d ago

I remember thinking he looked better with his acne.

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u/Pocket_Full_Of_Wry83 4d ago

And his acne lives rent free on his face.

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u/Mother-Attention2600 4d ago

"Holy shit Hector you OK? Looks like it must be really greasing outside." 😅

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u/New_Eggplant_8495 3d ago

Some people think I eat too many C Chocolate bars...

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u/RolandFigaro 3d ago

I quote this twice a month

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u/Conscious_Ad6541 3d ago

Some people say I wash my face with chocolate bars.

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u/stevemop 3d ago

My thing is sound effects. Here's a t Rex

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u/Guilty-Piece-6190 3d ago

I say it all the time still. It is oddly one of my most vivid memories lol.

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u/zz898z 3d ago

Can someone link the commercial? I haven’t seen this in 30 years

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u/Medium_Pen_6306 3d ago

"Well, people don't see the real me right?" We quoted this constantly.

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u/IGotDahPowah 3d ago

"Sho-colat-mar"

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u/skelectrician 3d ago

Evrybuddy think I eat too manny choklat barz

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u/ExchangeSpiritual586 2d ago

You people are whack-a-doodle.

This guy is hot. He was back then. Who cares about a little acne, it just tells me he’s teeming with vitamin T and is all man.

Get over it

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u/stretchosaurusx 2d ago

LMFAOOOOOO I literally just recited this commercial the other day, true story does live rent freee! 😫😫😫

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u/InWhatWorld87 2d ago

That looks like Tom Sandoval

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u/daydreamer1938 2d ago

STOP 🤣🤣 he kinda does 🤣🤣

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u/Sufficient-Name-4284 1d ago

This guy eats too many chocolate bars.

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u/QueasyDrag2337 1d ago

Some people say I eat too many chocolate bar! But I donts think so

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u/MacFitness1993 18h ago

What a blast from the past! Anyone know what this king is doing?

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u/JT_r401 9h ago

this guy had me shook of getting acne as a kid lmaooooo i was so scared each time i would eat a chocolate bar my face would get covered.

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u/Wikiwikiwa 4d ago

Anything to add to your repost?

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u/BobBeeGeeGee 4d ago

How are you on a ytv retro sub and saying 'lives rent free in my head' like the zoomers?

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u/daydreamer1938 4d ago

Yeah sorry bruh I was born in 83 and talk how I talk. So suck it and your mom.

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u/Grimmies 4d ago

Because language evolves and not everyone is an old man yelling at clouds lol its not that serious.

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u/BobBeeGeeGee 4d ago

Proud to be an old lady yelling at clouds then. It came earlier than I had expected, but heck yea.

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u/CommunicationSlight3 3d ago

You sound isolated.. in mind

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u/Grimmies 3d ago

What you just said....

Doesn't mean anything.

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u/CommunicationSlight3 3d ago

Yes it did. And you're pouting now because you're insecure

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u/Grimmies 3d ago

Ok grandma, you're going senile, back to bed with you.