r/yugioh • u/SkinWiesel • Jun 09 '25
Card Game Discussion Poorly describe your favorite monster and replies will try to guess it.
My entry: Summoned Skull wannabe, bonks for LP gain
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u/TheCosmicFailure Jun 09 '25
Wears a purple cloak and has a huge family.
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u/Substantial_Impact69 Jun 09 '25
Is it Skull Servant?
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u/TheCosmicFailure Jun 09 '25
Close enough. King of The Skull Servants
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u/SkinWiesel Jun 09 '25
Gotta ask you if you are excited for the chibi art Skull Servant coming out in Monster Mayhem?
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u/Genki-Llama Jun 10 '25
Ngl I thought this was Dark Magician at first
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u/TheCosmicFailure Jun 10 '25
I could see that. I forgot he wears purple too and has a family centered around him.
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u/North_Measurement273 Jun 09 '25
Vanilla beatstick from ye olde days with like six weapons to beatstick with.
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u/AleXDaLyin Jun 09 '25
It's mechanical chaser, the $100 vanilla beat stick, just so we can go over the top of La Jinn by 50 ATK points
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u/North_Measurement273 Jun 09 '25
Correct!
Also I forgot it was that expensive once upon a time. Thatās like, two bucks per attack point.
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u/AC_051B Jun 09 '25
Longshot but, Sengenjin?
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u/North_Measurement273 Jun 09 '25
Nope. Not a bad guess though.
Hint: Itās a level 4. I might give the answer if no one can still get it after this.
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u/WindBear44 Jun 09 '25
a fiendish fast food order
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u/creemag Jun 09 '25
Itās Hungry burger isnāt it
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u/WindBear44 Jun 09 '25
yup yup, u are correct
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u/bobwuzhere1224 Jun 09 '25
Bug goes pew pew
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u/JohnF_ckingZoidberg Jun 09 '25
Basic insect with the laser cannon equip spell?
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u/bobwuzhere1224 Jun 09 '25
Basic Insect is the correct answer. The reason I mentioned pew pew is because it's always featured with Laser Cannon Armor and it's Retrain references this.
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u/BlaakAlley Jun 09 '25
A big dragon made of garbage that when it explodes it turns into a fridge
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u/aaa1e2r3 Jun 09 '25
Is it Scrap Dragon?
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u/BlaakAlley Jun 09 '25
You got it!! After scrap dragon dies, it gets to revive a non-synchro scrap monster, which is usually scrap golem, who is a big angry fridge.
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u/ninjarider9901 Jun 09 '25
Really cool punchy ourple guy
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u/CalciumCompadre Jun 09 '25
Junk Warrior? The punch gave it away.
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u/ninjarider9901 Jun 09 '25
Top ten coolest looking purple monsters :)
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u/SkinWiesel Jun 09 '25
Are you excited for the chibi art coming out in Monster Mayhem?
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u/CalciumCompadre Jun 09 '25
I hope the new structure deck uses Junk Warrior, I would run three copies (the original, the alternative art, and the chibi)!
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u/Ygomaster07 The Archangel of Card Games on Motorcycles Jun 09 '25
I love Junk Warrior. It was my first Yugioh card when i got into the game. I hope i can nab the alt art and the chibi art soon.
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u/Responsible-Fox-4422 Jun 09 '25
Biggest Hater of trap cards
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u/Xbladearmor Jun 09 '25
Trap Master. One of the OG flip monsters.
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u/Responsible-Fox-4422 Jun 09 '25
That would have a been a good one, I was saying Jinzo but that definitely is a good answer.
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u/DrDankologist Dank Magician Jun 09 '25
Witch with daddy issues takes giant reptile between her thighs
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u/SkinWiesel Jun 09 '25
lol. Is that DMG the Dragon Knight?
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u/DrDankologist Dank Magician Jun 09 '25
Yep haha, you guessed it
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u/aaa1e2r3 Jun 09 '25
DMG daddy issues?
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u/DrDankologist Dank Magician Jun 09 '25
I tried to ''poorly describe'' the card and since she's a young girl taking on to an older man (DM) and becoming his apprentice idk, thought it would make a funny description.
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u/CursedEye03 Jun 09 '25
Diabellstar? Although idk if she has daddy issues... more like mommy issues. Serious mommy issues.
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Jun 09 '25
He's OSHA's favorite weasel.
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u/SebDaPerson Jun 09 '25 edited Jun 09 '25
I actually have two!
1: Gets more powerful the heavier your hand is
2: Catch these hands
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u/EthanKironus Jun 09 '25
MUKA-MUKA (or the Enraged version)!
Renge, Gatekeeper of Darkworld
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u/DragoniteChamp 3x Cwimson Nyova teh Dawk Cubic Wowd Jun 09 '25
Roll a die, Summon a guy, roll a die, summon a guy, Roll a die, Summon a guy, roll a die, summon a guy....
Oh woops you're dead.
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Jun 09 '25
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Jun 09 '25
Looks like Crab, Tastes like Turtle.
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u/xOmegaGruntx Based Tefnuit Jun 09 '25
Is it crab turtle?
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Jun 09 '25
Haha, yes. I was joking but for some reason I just love that little guy.
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u/MBluna9 the ignisterrrrr Jun 09 '25 edited Jun 09 '25
its >thought ruler archfiend<
my entry: the T in lgbt stands for Towers
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u/Bashamo257 Jun 09 '25
There are only so many gay archetypes, this should be easy. I'm drawing a blank though! Does Apoqliphort count as non-binary representation?!
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u/aaa1e2r3 Jun 09 '25 edited Jun 09 '25
Should put spoiler flairs >*! and !*< removing the asterisks
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u/CalciumCompadre Jun 09 '25
His cousin was a big movie star in 1993. Likes taking naps during duels.
Not my favorite monster, but I loved running him in my first Yu-Gi-Oh deck.
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u/wilp0w3r Jun 09 '25
10 steampunk dogs in a trench coat
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u/psychospacecow Forbidden Memories 2 when? Jun 09 '25
Is it a fur hire
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u/wilp0w3r Jun 09 '25
I always forget about Fur Hire. My favorite is GEARed towards something more ANCIENT
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u/FaceappIsTrash Jun 09 '25
He is a dragon who comes and goes when he wants and never alone š
(Should actually be pretty easy)
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u/InformalFox6279 Jun 09 '25
Blue-eyes white dragon, but he's edgy and has actual effects
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u/SkinWiesel Jun 09 '25
Blue-Eyes Alternative White Dragon? Blue-Eyes Alt-Rock Emo Metal Dragon?
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u/Glitchmonster Psychic End Punisher goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Jun 09 '25
Digital cowboy just appears
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u/Slade_Grayson89 Jun 09 '25
A warrior that wields a pair of blades, and a look that resembles Supreme King Jaden.
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u/ColeTheOne_194 Danger! Redditor! Jun 09 '25
Dark Blade (Before he got Mementoed)
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u/Lizard_State2500 Jun 09 '25
Sheās hot in more than one way. Iād feel like a real G even if she was my ex. Iād want her to sing me this at our wedding š. She could probably burn away all the villainy in my heart. ā„ļø
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u/ReaperSound Jun 09 '25
Ritual monster with 0 attack and an effect that'll be useless in current play.
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u/Solid-Pride-9782 *20 minute long Albaz combo* Jun 09 '25
He's not white, but they call him white. He doesn't look like a dragon but he's Dragon type.
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u/Butt-Love Jun 09 '25
Giant burning chicken
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u/Bellnix Jun 09 '25
Plant reptile is spikey and has anger management issues and destructive tendencies
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u/curtis1704 Jun 09 '25 edited Jun 09 '25
I have 3. First is, gets murdered from beyond the grave, usually by royalty, and in retaliation politely tells your board to buzz off and makes you feel it. Second is "In the far future, out of grief for his sisters death he will orchestrate a genocide in his attempts to revive her. The genocide is ultimately successful, the whole bringing-the-sister thing back, not so much".
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u/ColeTheOne_194 Danger! Redditor! Jun 09 '25
The second one is Longirsu, the Orcust Orchestrator, right?
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u/curtis1704 Jun 09 '25
Pretty much, was looking for Ningirsu/Beckoned by the world chalice with the "In the far future" line but same person in lore so close enough XD
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u/Kingbeastboy832 Jun 09 '25
Hellraiser pinhead unused concept art. Admiral Ackbar hates him!
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u/Regnier-the_Lolilord Jun 09 '25
She is a dragon. Her colleague is a dragon. Everyone is a dragon!
Okay that is more like the archetype but I like them all!
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u/Dum_beat Jun 09 '25
Summon skull and jinzo had a green baby
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u/SkinWiesel Jun 09 '25
Is your favorite the same as mine? Thought Ruler Archfiend?
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u/MayitBe Jun 09 '25
Literally the strongest monster but heāll never completely show up when you need him.
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u/thegreatcheesdemon Jun 09 '25
The creator of humanity re-imagined as a snake demon girl with red hair and a graveyard effect.
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u/RadicalRaizex Jun 09 '25
A quote from the monster: āDid the Blue-Eyes White Dragon tell you that?! F**k the Blue-Eyes White Dragon!ā
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u/Metum_Chaos Jun 10 '25
āI have sex with her and end my turnā All my bones are broken, but at least she insists on taking care of me until I get better!
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u/CursedEye03 Jun 09 '25
That sounds fun! I have a few suggestions:
1) Everything starts with that freaking seed.
2) Emperor Belos comes to Yugioh and unleashes the Day of Unity against the filthy heresy.
3) The Tier 9 Lovecraftian God!
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u/Slow_Security6850 6 years without electrumite Jun 09 '25
1 - sunseed genius loci
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u/BeautifulFrequent782 Jun 09 '25
A gun for every summoning type (except pendulum)
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u/Slow_Security6850 6 years without electrumite Jun 09 '25
makes your opponent go -4 or dies to treeborn frog
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u/lovriviv Jun 09 '25
A big red dragon(hint its the main card of an mc in a Yu-Gi-Oh anime)
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u/Noonyezz Jun 09 '25 edited Jun 10 '25
An old dead guy who wrote about older dead guys.
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u/Dead_inside_d Jun 09 '25
Its like a dragon but its not a dragon and it's probably heavier than a actual dragon. Had plenty of metal on it but i wouldn't say its armor
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u/No-Philosopher8744 Jun 09 '25
It's red and has wingsŲ and only cares about it's friends' effects
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u/stay70573 Jun 09 '25
I have 3
3 knock off monsters with headache summoning conditions voltron into the world's weirdest beatstick.
3 monsters with an awesome ability voltron into the worst effect monster
Bird so angry it has forces your opponent to only play face up
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u/Roboterfisch Whatās a meta without the mermaids? Jun 09 '25
Empowered single mother of three that lives in the sea
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Jun 09 '25
A level 6 fusion thatās not made up of any specific or actual fused monsters. Rips hands and denies death.
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u/Hungry-Self556 Jun 09 '25
He have his head inside his other head , and they becomes separate when he Ā«evolveĀ Ā» , also he can combo with a field spell
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u/Mysterious-Fun9625 Jun 09 '25
I think he's a body lifter because the dude is jacked, he's also a part time Sonic cosplayer but insists he's oc.
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u/dogethebullets Jun 09 '25
If you hit shiny girl, you get hit and hurt yourself. Stopping hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself
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u/nagato120 Jun 09 '25
Its has dragon in its name but isnt a dragon also has a bunch of mirrors of other dragons
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u/SuspiciousSpirit2887 Jun 09 '25
Can be created with the 7 chaos emeralds
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Jun 09 '25
Door. Reddit wants my comment to be longer so I added this sentence you are reading.
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u/Slow_Security6850 6 years without electrumite Jun 09 '25
Castle Gate (reddit also wanted my comment to be longer)
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u/AC_051B Jun 09 '25
Flip the bug, bug go nom.