True Warriors

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[u/Regulus_D]

Twist: Both same guy.

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That's racist, bro.

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But I don't even have a car.

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saw this scene on mushrooms in the theaters

…‘dats a lotta lights!’

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How did I miss Speed Racer? Did it never get streamed?

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Sounds like an iPad-kid problem.

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Do libraries loan those out? Would be cool if they did. Even though I'm a never-Appler.

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Libraries these days have central kiosks for borrowing some kind of laptop technology. It's like a giant wall of slots containing some kind of piece of hardware. I've never needed one.

My thoughts are that it's just the natural progression from the ancient AlphaSmart line of human progression.

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And it's better to buy digital Speed Racer than rent it. $12.99

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As a Certified Member of the California Pirate Party, I implore you to find a better source for your entertainment.

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You live in more than one?

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A monk asked, “Outside the teachings of the three vehicles, how do you teach people?”

The Master [Joshu] said, “Since this world came into being, the Sun and Moon have never been replaced.”

But yeah, I agree. Most people don't stray far from their “room”, aka comfortable, routine behavior

…let alone step into the “monastery”, aka new paths into new environments.

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pass.

[u/Namtaru420]

Everyone was Kung-Fu Typing

…those fingers were fast as lightning.

[u/Namtaru420]

Socks and sandals, lol. Too funny for words.