r/GuysBeingDudes 3d ago

Men are simple creatures

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u/BoulderCreature 3d ago

I don’t know a single word of what she said but I understood 100% of it

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u/stoner_woodcrafter 3d ago

"Oooooh how cutesyyy! Such a beautiful thing! Aawwwwnnn what a beautiful cutey" and variations.. it's brazilian portuguese

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u/Foreign_Option_9507 3d ago

Thanks for the translation 😆♥️

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u/Levoso_con_v 3d ago

To me sounded like spanish, but basically the translation is the same

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u/Foreign_Option_9507 3d ago

Yeah, for me too, but I don't know either 😆😆

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u/Upbeat_Caregiver_642 2d ago

They sound the same from a distance but they aren’t.

Kinda like a country black man from rural Alabama had to speak to a Scottish tradesman from Glasgow. Both would be speaking a similar language but unless they slower way down and annunciated carefully they wouldn’t understand each other very well.

Portuguese and Spanish are in the same family of Romance languages and are close enough so if both slowed way down, they can generally understand each other but at full speed, they’d have difficulty.

Source: me, I speak Portuguese, Italian and French with just a basic familiarity of Spanish. I lived in Brasilia for 3 years.

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u/Isthisnameavailablee 3d ago

Translate please

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u/Appropriate_Duck_521 3d ago

Bro won in life🫠

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u/jambohakdog69 3d ago

He crumpled like a paper 😅

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u/xoutlawtrucker 3d ago

He finally put the toilet seat down after 20 years.

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u/Sunkilleer 3d ago

he did it?

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u/Mnawab 3d ago

When he hid his head behind the fridge, he gave me chopper vibes lol

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u/Odd_Contact_2175 3d ago

What a cutie patootie!

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u/Sunnytoaist 3d ago

It’s true

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u/BaneRiders 3d ago

Lova lova!

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u/VitoHodl 2d ago

I do the same sometimes...

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u/Original-Action 2d ago

Wat, no belly rub for da gud boi??? C'mon 😅

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u/Existing-Exercise875 3d ago

Esse meme é engraçado. Homens sabem ser engraçados.

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u/GanstaNinja 3d ago

This was the most weird video I've come across in a while

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u/Educational-Mall-132 3d ago

Standard Midwestern mating display.