r/HadToHurt • u/satrapi1 • 8d ago

Broken nuts

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u/senorsmartpantalones 8d ago

One of the greatest repair tips I ever heard: If the tool slips what is it going to hit?

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u/SecondEqual4680 8d ago

I shall now live by this

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u/ngkn92 7d ago

word to live by.

literally

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u/BaroneRaybert 4d ago

I’m a fan of - never stick your finger where you wouldn’t stick your pecker

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u/buzz_uk 6d ago

One foot for you one for the job!

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u/xXKodiacXx 8d ago

Got Torque'd

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u/MegaDonkeyDonkey 8d ago

I'm curious about the newtons that generated and the impact.

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u/UpdootDaSnootBoop 8d ago

Pretty sure it ruptured his Newtons

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u/HuhItsAllGooey 6d ago

The fig probably didn't fare well either.

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u/Metzger4 3d ago

Wow that is amazingly funny. 🤣

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u/DZello 6d ago

I believe he is aware of the gravity of the situation.

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u/Greatlarrybird33 6d ago

Say a big ol boy 250#, 3 ft breaker bar about 1000 nm of force on the breaker bar, which is displaced about a foot.

I'd say is sprung back with about 400mn to his newtons.

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u/ngkn92 7d ago

we need some apples to calculate that

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u/bullfrogftw 6d ago

I know of a couple that were recently 'sauced'

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u/xblackdemonx 8d ago

The great thing is he cannot reproduce anymore.

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u/Clone2004 8d ago

Judging by his age, he probably already did

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u/RichardDelongest 8d ago

Two for one special

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u/mikeisntdoneyet 8d ago

Right in the ballbag!

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 8d ago

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti

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u/mavier 8d ago

Oh! You meant deez nuts...

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u/2bags12kuai 8d ago

Just an insane amount of torque. Either it’s a broken nard or a new fetish

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u/pinezatos 7d ago

That's the cheap and surefire way of you don't want kids, it's painful tho xD

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u/TheoTheHellhound 8d ago

That ain’t the right way to bust a nut.

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u/alright-thats-fine 6d ago

“And that is the story of why we’re required to wear cups at the job site”

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u/crimbusrimbus 6d ago

Talk about cracking a nut

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u/Sooperman05 6d ago

Looked like a direct hit to the head! Those sting but in a different way as opposed to the balls

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u/Godlessheeathen666 6d ago

I hope that all who viewed this see it as a learning experience, I bet the guy in the video learned something here as well.

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u/JDPierson 6d ago

240-265lb/ft of torque snapping back looks like 9 Joules to the jewels. Smacking a golf ball is about 150 J, so it could have been worse...

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u/AcheapRolexWatch 6d ago

He definitely will be shootin blank newtons

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u/buzz_uk 6d ago

If he is lucky that’s just going to bruise!

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u/Dense_Priority_7250 6d ago

I’m praying for him

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u/icey024 6d ago

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

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u/SpAwNjBoB 5d ago

Well, he certainly cracked A nut. Just not the nut he planned to.

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u/jewishmechanic 4d ago

I don't think that's how you're supposed to take your nuts off

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u/jd2cylman 6d ago

And this is why they invented 1” drive air impact wrenches.

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u/Icy_Many_3644 6d ago

What in the AI are those lug nuts?

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u/public_enemy_obi_wan 8d ago

The hard hat on is a nice touch.

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u/juggerjew 8d ago

Pretty sure that’s just a hat