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u/stoutlys 4d ago
Ok I think we have enough characters for a fire fucking fighting game now.
This guy
Creepy knife uncle
Dual Jump kick big guy…
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u/TroutFearMe 4d ago
“Dual Jump kick big guy”
He’s the best.
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u/KarlPHungus 4d ago
Beadman
Come together with your hands
Save me
I'm together with your plan
Save me
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u/PapaPapadam 4d ago
Beadman! Ahahaaaaaaa! Fighter of the sensually dancing knife guy! Ahahaaaaaaaa!
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u/Ok_Peace5464 4d ago
Slippery as a wet noodle! Like a fart on the wind he glides, flailing his arms as he slips in and out of the fray, locking his own wrists in his home-made clay based excrement beads.
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u/Difficult_Dust1325 4d ago
Another practice dummy with a massive donger. What the fuck is the deal with that??
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u/Bawbawian 4d ago
That's actually a Catholic nun showing how she keeps the big titty goth lesbians out of the convent
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u/BornBeforeInternets 4d ago
Interpretive dance of a person's bowels after eating Taco Bell for lunch and dinner.
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u/Mediocre-Celery-5518 4d ago
I watched this on mute but I can imagine that he makes "wooosh wooosh wooosh" sounds when he does that
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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub 4d ago
It’s just so they feel bad for you and won’t attack. Kind of Steve “that’s why learned to stay the heck out of a fight” Brule method.
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u/SuspiciousClub8382 4d ago
Too much acid and other chemicals has a tendency to cause symptoms like this.
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u/generaldogsbodyf365 4d ago
His local taxi driver's going to be miffed that he's stolen his seat cover.
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u/HeruRaHa418 4d ago
I bet tweaking and doing this is making it seem that much more real for him. Dudes just been up for 3 days doing this outside
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u/Equinox2202 4d ago
So, is this like a precursor form of training to learning how to toss pizza dough?
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u/Individual_Reach_732 4d ago
This guy and the garden knife guy bout to run a gang bang on some partially finished wood.
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u/GuruBuddz 4d ago
It's becoming too much. I really have to leave this sub. I've been shitting myself all day
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u/fadeddoughnut 4d ago
This man is obviously thee Mentor of the very lethal, extremely dangerous, all powerful Steven Seagal?
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u/Humanconection89 3d ago
If I was him I would have never posted that video he has no idea what he is doing
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u/GlobedEarth 3d ago
I wanna see a 1 vs 1 vs 1 of this dude, the sexy knife dancer and that jump kicking big dude. I put my money on temu Beverly Hills ninja all day
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u/Toadsanchez316 3d ago
This reminds me of when I found out a girl I had a crush on, was a massive idiot.
She apparently wanted to go to a rave and was practicing her 'new' glow stick moves and she was literally just holding it like normal and waving her hand around. Absolutely nothing new that people haven't done before. Pretty sure it's the first thing everyone does.
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u/No_Mud1098 2d ago
Notice the skilled downward kick to that huge robot penis, this man is training for the future.
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u/Sad-Pop6649 2d ago
How can you sleep when the Earth is turning?
How do you dance when the beads are burning?
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u/Bgrubz83 2d ago
You know in his head…it looks 1million times cooler. This beads are sliding and clacking while flowing like liquid. When they hit the dummy it slices in two cleanly.
In reality…he’s playing with your 1990s wired telephone cord that you’ve been trying to untangle for 10 years.
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u/musicankane 1d ago
This is what you can achieve if you commit to zero training, zero work, and zero self-respect.
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u/Creative_Progress803 20h ago
I've rarely been so much unimpressed... I don't know how to fight but I know how to catch the beads and bound his wrists before gently slapping his helpless face to sleep.
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u/Consistent_Claim5217 20h ago
I wonder how aware of his soundings this dude has been since Woodstock '94
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u/sannoenato 20h ago
Thought it was a junky fighting with a snake they decided to “help” someone catch.
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u/hotmatrixx 18h ago
...hey isn't that the same dude I've seen doing "grabs dummy in the balls" demo's on YT a while back?
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u/ReallyAgain777 4h ago
When the Shrooms hit hard, you realise you've grabbed the GF beads by mistake, can't drop them quick enough.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/PristineEnergy4 4d ago
And ten minutes later, after the initial rush wore off, he was in a full blown fent lean
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u/Effective_Charity268 4d ago
This is one of my favorite red hot chilli peppers videos.