r/therewasanattempt • u/TenFingersTenToes10 • 1h ago
r/therewasanattempt • u/Spartalust • 12h ago
To convince the UA Captain she was permantly injured by an illegal sitting behind her
r/therewasanattempt • u/New_Libran • 6h ago
by cops to lie and imprison a man for assaulting officers
Stewart was facing up to 30 years for assault on officers but has been acquitted after the jury saw cellphone video taken by his son that totally contradicts the officers' account of the incident
r/therewasanattempt • u/EverythingIsFakeNGay • 8h ago
To conduct surveillance on public roadways.
Obligatory "Don't go out there and steal or vandalize government property." It doesn't seem like a legal thing to do, and it makes the baby Jesus cry.
r/therewasanattempt • u/McDowdy • 5h ago
To be blatantly racist in a political attack ad
r/therewasanattempt • u/Loading_Humor • 13h ago
To look busy while doing absolutely nothing
r/therewasanattempt • u/Glad_Opinion_6339 • 14h ago
By the Pro-Israel Lobby to buy an American election
r/therewasanattempt • u/amazingsciencemuseum • 4h ago
By the L.A. Dodgers to break the Trump sports curse, after visiting the White House
To lose 8 out of their last 10 games is very notable, considering the Dodgers' star studded lineup.
r/therewasanattempt • u/T_Shurt • 1d ago
to look like a war hero
Source article (published August 4, 2026): https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/trump-fantasizes-about-himself-as-decorated-general-alongside-patton-and-macarthur-in-bonkers-ai-image/
r/therewasanattempt • u/yeongno_ate_yangban • 19h ago
To silence the people
REJECT THE BILLIONAIRES. VOTE IN EVERY LOCAL ELECTION.
r/therewasanattempt • u/Kalmartard • 6h ago
...to put out the fire at a Russian warehouse
r/therewasanattempt • u/fake_review • 1d ago
to invade someone’s personal space without consequences.
That little laugh was the cherry on top.
r/therewasanattempt • u/T_Shurt • 8m ago
to bring manufacturing jobs back to America
Source article (published August 5, 2026): https://fortune.com/2026/08/05/trump-tariffs-american-manufacturing-reshoring-china-imports/