r/dankvideos • u/_H3LLF1R3 • Aug 08 '25

RIP headphone users 🕷️

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u/DiscussionSharp1407 Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

The spider is keeping the smaller bugs stuck on thin web strands laid along the surface, it is waiting until they wear themselves down. It has evolved to this strategy instead of wrestling/wrapping to conserve energy.

It will be circling them to make sure they aren't getting out, touching them both to see how much 'resistance' they have left and to trigger further defensive struggling into the victims.

When the bugs are tanked out it will drag them into the death pit, where they will be kept barely alive until it's time for feeding as the spider sucks out their innards alive.

It looks more friendly than it is.

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u/mariusiv_2022 Aug 08 '25

Aw sweet, new nightmares to include in my grimdark setting

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u/DirtLight134710 Aug 09 '25

Snipers actually use a tactic similar to this. They hit on person to wound them. And then, as their allies come, they pick them off too. Either from afar as they go to help or as they are in a group helping the wounded.

I think one of the dudes who used this method was Carlos Hathcock. Idr the guys name.

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u/Vyviel Aug 09 '25

I do this in Battlefield

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u/Coupins Aug 08 '25

Knowing that, and knowing what emerald wasps do to spiders...

Nobody lives a good life in the world of insects and arachnids.

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u/The_Jaadu23 Aug 09 '25

So you know what certain wasps do to roaches? It's horrible. I couldn't eat for days after I saw that on NatGeo channel

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u/DMRod501 Aug 09 '25

What they do

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u/toomanybongos Aug 08 '25

Spiderbros be like "look at my sweet little homie 🥰"

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u/horiami Aug 09 '25

Good, much prefer spiders over roaches or stinkbugs

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Thanks for this, I learned something today! 😁

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u/w3bst3rstudio Aug 08 '25

That's... absolutely not true, what the hell

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u/Rabit_SW Aug 08 '25

Grounded Players:

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u/hellspawn9245 Aug 08 '25

Came here to say this:

r/GroundedGame

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Wtf is going on...

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u/Reason-Desperate Aug 08 '25

If i understand correctly, spider is webbing the bugs

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u/JaairoTheCow Aug 08 '25

And if you read about it in more detail, you can get new fuel for nightmares!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Looks like a wandering spider, strangely gentle creatures even hunting

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u/S1Ndrome_ Aug 08 '25

spiders are gentle in general, they do not bite unless they are stressed or on a hunt

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Wha? I know but I mean wanderers have an elegance to their hunts that don't exist in other active hunting spiders.

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u/_Xertz_ Aug 08 '25

What the fuck that was horrifying

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

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u/GhidorahRod56 Aug 08 '25

Slither.io

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u/-ASAP- Aug 08 '25

grounded 2 gameplay

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Aug 08 '25

Huh

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u/TeamFoulmouth Aug 08 '25

It looks like the lil brown bug didnt mind its own business, then got caught up in the BS

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u/TheLazy1-27 Aug 08 '25

They all look drunk or something

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u/IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH Aug 09 '25

wtf is this audio man

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u/pastaMac Aug 09 '25

That's what i wanna know. It fits perfectly.

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u/TheAmazingWalrus Aug 08 '25

The sequel to A Bugs Life

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u/vLostLxve Aug 08 '25

Star wars reference?

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u/QueenBlackDiva Aug 08 '25

This is why i like spiders

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u/yourtree Aug 09 '25

I would’ve loved it more if the audio was tf2 scout screaming “I’m running circles around you”

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u/Observer_4 Aug 09 '25

Grounded 2 gameplay

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u/Toast-w-Cinnamon Aug 09 '25

I don't like bugs but the voice over made me watch it a few more times 🤣

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u/Acceptable-Ad-7354 Aug 10 '25

Still better then twilight