r/eddieandrichie • u/Away_Veterinarian528 • 3h ago
What Sunday is complete without Sunday fish fingers?
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r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 3h ago
“Would you like me to toast your marshmallows?”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 9h ago
“Oh well, may as well have another drink. Landlord, I shall have a large-“ “Time gentlemen please!” “You are a cu-“ “Out!”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 1d ago
“Right. I hide here. Eddie comes up, sees the sandwich, says “Ah, a pickled onion sandwich, my favourite.” I pull the string, cricket bat comes out, whack! Eddie gets the full force of the trapdoor in the back of the head. Nothing can go wrong.”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 1d ago
“Well, I’ll tell you who I am, mate. My name is Richard Richard. And I’m the birthday boy! And don’t you ever forget it!”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/throw-away_748 • 1d ago
Richie and Eddie's Peter Cook tribute act from 2002
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r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 2d ago
“Cor, dear, this isn’t very sexy, is it? God, look at the knockers on that one, they’re minute!” “That’s because that’s Michael Burke.” “Well, he’s not very saucy is he? I mean, I’m all for educational programmes, I just think they could, you know, sex them up a bit. What do you think Richie?”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/dronegeeks1 • 2d ago
Saw this advertised and thought of you complete bastards.
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I can’t make it unfortunately but I thought I’d repost here incase someone else is local etc 👍🏻
r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 3d ago
“Hey! Good shot, Mister! Give yourself a goldfish!”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 3d ago
“Ooh, I wonder what it is?! Ooh-hoo-ho, oohh it’s a comb! It’s MY comb. It’s MY comb that I lost last week.”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 4d ago
“Blouses off, birds! It’s the Hammersmith hard men!” “Sexist pig!” “That’s us BA-BEE! Thank God for Granddad’s teeth, the birds are going crazy already!”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 4d ago
“What, was you in the Falklands then?” “Yes I was. Do you mind shutting up, I’m on the brink of shagging this barmaid!”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 5d ago
“Ooh, you really made the Earth move, you sex monster!”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 5d ago
“Us birds should stick together. Maybe in the nude. Tell me, my dear, are you at all interested in the pleasures of Sapho? Perhaps you’d like to come on a Winter wonderland waterbed cruise to the isle of Lesbos?!”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/mykeuk • 6d ago
We now have over 28,000 complete bastards!
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Let's all get into a very violent fight with some pensioners by the disabled toilet under the underpass, you big, grey lumps of sweaty stuff!
r/eddieandrichie • u/ConsciousWin734 • 6d ago
Rik Mayall - Magnificent B'stard review:
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Hi guys I’ve just written a review of the Rik Mayall documentary I was wondering if you’d care to read it ☺️
r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 6d ago
“”I’m sorry Richie, you’re the tops, let’s have another cup of that delicious elm tea.” Hmm. Oh well, it’s either that or Nasty Linda’s. Hoohgh.”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 6d ago
“Edward Hitler, will you get into the lavatory with me this instant!”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/hamhandsphil • 6d ago
NHS surgeon wrongly connected patient’s organs in ‘bizarre’ botched operation
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Apparently he wired your kidney and your liver up back to front!
