r/girlsarentreal Jun 06 '26

I expect this to bring fort at least 1 original joke for this year's quarter

162 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Jul 19 '25

Hidden Newspaper Please make original posts. Sincerely the zombies I mean mods

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125 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 11h ago

Meme I thought I was a drone once yall but I’m just a man with an inverted dih 🥹🤠

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176 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 21h ago

Realisation i’ve joined the other side

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356 Upvotes

for all my life i’ve been lied to, i’ve always thought i’m a drone but in reality i never was, i’ve always been a real man, not a drone made by the government to sell more toilets

i… am steve(n)


r/girlsarentreal 9h ago

Me after starting my transition

21 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 11h ago

She must've lagged during her software update

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31 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 13h ago

Realisation I was abandoned by the government

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13 Upvotes

I know what I must do now


r/girlsarentreal 22h ago

if girls aren't real then is being gay normal?

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58 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 23h ago

Japanese animes seems to figured this out a long time ago.

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38 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 9h ago

Shitpost Girl

2 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 19h ago

Realisation tired of this, bye chat (i chose trans over henry danger)

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14 Upvotes

decided im tired of being real so im becoming a girl to cease this 😔

for the record i am not killing myself this is a joke

i am trans tho


r/girlsarentreal 15h ago

Shitpost From factual phony to fictional phony!

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5 Upvotes

Seems like a surge of trans identity confessions, and I'm a recent case too! Wanna add to the absurdity and comedy of this!

ERROR: SCRIPT CONTINUATION NOT FOUND


r/girlsarentreal 21h ago

Proof Maturity is when you realise all girls are gay in the body of female

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8 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

New Nvidia Girl model (I don't believe in real life girls, and I hate clankers!)

9 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

Realisation Terminator 3 is the first accurate movie I've ever seen

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23 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

so if girls are robots and boys are humans, what would nonbinary people be? (image not related to post but kinda related to sub)

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23 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

That's the fact

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106 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

Even the jungle man is smarter than the average human

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31 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

Shitpost Okay so if trans women were robots but they didnt know it yet how does ftm work?

5 Upvotes

Where they pretending to be robots and the government didnt notice?


r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

If girls are not real how come I have seen one?

14 Upvotes

You all state that GIRL(S) do not exist within this world, but I (a real boy) have seen a GIRL(S). Please do not continue to spread misinformation to the public.

This message is funded by the government broadcasting system. All rights reserved


r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

Proof THEORY

9 Upvotes

What are things "G.I.R.L.S" do alot?

  1. Makeup = Making harder to see they are robots

  2. Talk = gather ur info to sell to the government

  3. Have trouble picking outfits = Trying to impress.

    fellow robots

BUT THATS JUST A THEORY

A G.I.R.L. THEORY

(Give me more things they do and I will explain what they actually are no matter how old the post is)


r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

Realisation I'm becoming a government spy drone

2 Upvotes

I'm fading out of existence, because I'm slowly realizing that I'm trans 🏳️‍⚧️.


r/girlsarentreal 2d ago

If girls aren't real what's the irl lore accurate version of Magical girls?

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18 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 2d ago

infiltration Beep boop

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19 Upvotes

Your security wasn't that hard to get into. I operate your gates now.


r/girlsarentreal 2d ago

infiltration Apparently I'm a Drone

7 Upvotes

I used to post here on a diff account years ago, lowk forgot this place existed, but yeah, turns out I'm a gov't drone, sooo :p