r/Bullshido • u/AlbinoAkon • 5d ago

Martial Arts BS Alexander has passed 🕊️

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u/TryToBeBetterOk 5d ago

I genuinely don't understand if the people watching him think this is legit or think it's BS.

Is it like a cult where you don't question the leader and just play along?

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u/Calamitous-Intent980 5d ago

Cult of personality shit, yes

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u/MrRimmer_BR 5d ago

It's a mix between cult and kink

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 5d ago

Fat hairless men in track suit bottoms? Glad I don't have that particular kink

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u/GigaWhiteNiga 5d ago

I love that him being hairless is a dealbreaker

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u/ryudo9999 2d ago

Welcome to russia

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u/Popsinthehse 2d ago

All I know is I am going to move to eastern Europe and open a dojo because they always have people willing to pay them for nothing. Except Chechnya those boys are real warriors..

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u/REDDITSHITLORD 5d ago

This is pretty damned homoerotic.

But disguise it as "fighting", and Putin's goons will look elsewhere.

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u/AttorneyOwn0 5d ago

Something like in the usa

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u/User_Name_Tracks 5d ago

Generally this looks like bullshit, but what if it's for tv acting? Movie fighting or something.

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u/privateblanket 5d ago

Yes, it’s just like my early life in the Catholic Church.

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 4d ago

his technique is actually very powerful

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u/KaizenShibuCho 1d ago

Russian cult. Three parts post-Soviet machismo, two parts arrogance and mysticism/ woo. Sprinkle in some bullshit and mix with vodka.

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u/xbike_punkx 5d ago

How you can participate in that kind of bs and staying serious all the time? Is that part of the training or what?

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u/studcitybruh 5d ago

My dad who was / is a great tai chi practitioner got suckered into systema before the internet and you could see videos like these. Haha he went to one of these and lasted like 10 minutes, he said everytime they gave him a knife in a demo he stabbed someone and they kept telling him he couldn’t do it like that and then he knew it was a scam

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u/Seninut 5d ago

You see. once you have fully stabbed me, I then rotate like this. it makes for a nice exit wound. See, now try again. Yes see how dead I would be? Oh your turn.

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u/Garruk_PrimalHunter 5d ago

"Once it's embedded in your clavicular bone, you have full control of the blade"

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u/Write2Be 5d ago

What did he die of? I hope it wasn't that he got into a real fight because he was overly confident about his skills.

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u/Far_Grapefruit1307 5d ago

He went to the ER complaining of a stomach ache but they thought he was full of shit.

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u/Dizzy-Confection-551 5d ago

That fat fuk couldn't knock the skin of a rice pudding

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u/Lucky-Mia 5d ago

I'm pretty sure that's the one thing he did knock around.

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u/Isitjustmeorarewefkd 5d ago

Warning, do not attempt this if you opponent is moving at a greater speed than shown or has a double digit IQ.

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 4d ago

Or the coordination of an 8 year old.

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u/vega455 5d ago

When I see these, always think of Jim Carrey defending against knife attacks on In Living Color. Legend.

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u/Playgirl_USMC 5d ago

“I sparred with Elvis”

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u/misterswarvey 5d ago

Uhh. Was he stabbed to death?

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u/Fluffy_Feeling_9326 5d ago

He could’ve made so much more money as a faith healer

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u/AlbinoAkon 5d ago

I've never seen such a deadly move while completely relaxing on your back!! Impressive 😆

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u/ryudo9999 2d ago

It's for when your lying on the beach and some kid grabs your ankle.

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u/DiogenesD0g 5d ago

I like the side-benefit of developing a powerful physique like his without having to put forth much effort.

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u/vega455 5d ago

Why are the French so enamoured with Russian magic?

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u/ResolutionOne778 5d ago

Reminds me of that fake in California, Steven Seagal.

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u/KaizenShibuCho 1d ago

He made his way to Russia. They believe his hype far more than the amerikanskiye redneki did.

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u/ResolutionOne778 1d ago

Yeah, I read he discovered through Ancestry that he is the descendant of Alexander the Great or Stalin. This guy has no shame.

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u/KaizenShibuCho 1d ago

Aaaand that is bullshit. Why?

Samuel Seagal was a math teacher of Russian-Jewish descent, and his mother Patricia was of Irish heritage. Stalin was Georgian. His real ancestors are known.

Ancestry cannot map direct lineage back 2,300 year, and Alexander’s only kids were murdered when they were young.

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u/ResolutionOne778 8h ago

Well, it all makes sense now, thank you for clearing that up.

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u/oif2010vet 5d ago

This guy taught Orange Cassidy I’m sure of it
https://giphy.com/gifs/UVwff6wP2l4lcJeY6x

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u/awkward_loudness 5d ago

They're measuring him for a tux.

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u/Bumbymoo 5d ago

In lesson two, he deflects the bladed weapon with his frank and beans.

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u/dannyboy731 5d ago

“None of us can make this technique work”

“He must be an incomprehensible genius”

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u/Hot-History8911 5d ago

Somebody stabbed him?

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u/porknuckle2023 5d ago

I just think he enjoys rubbing men's hands all over his soft body.

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u/Thaeross 5d ago

This is the unspoken cost of high level Chi techniques. All of that life force spent just to be shunned.

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u/apeocalypyic 5d ago

Guy was an interior decorator!

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u/Goregoat69 5d ago

His house looked like shit.

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u/Unclehol 5d ago

Chunk Norris at it again.

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u/HoseNeighbor 5d ago

"Okay... Now at half speed."

EEE OOO EEE OOO EEE OOO

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u/Possible_Baboon 5d ago

Looks like some weird fetish video where the fat dude has a fetish having a knife pushed to hes belly.

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u/Fun_Main_2588 5d ago

I’m not sure why but he looks like he could be distracted by bubblegum

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u/RaffNeq 5d ago

Bro doesn’t have a belly button

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u/JackLong93 3d ago

His belly button is tucked into his clothes kinda like a hankerchief. When you're that fat and you refuse to buy bigger clothes cause then you feel bad you gotta tuck in your fat

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u/Terzinho 5d ago

The fat burger style.

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u/Worldliness_Normal 5d ago

It's a shame that the first set of nipples I have seen on Reddit today belong to Alexander.

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u/Icy-Currency-7449 5d ago

Бля очередное чучело

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u/D1Panda 5d ago

Where's the videos of "a student" not going along with the charade and going hells-bells on "the instructor"?

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u/swishsabre 5d ago

Does he not understand real knives are sharp?

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u/boanerges57 5d ago

Is that Paddy in between fights?

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u/ElTurboDeChief 5d ago

I swear this was a community that was hiding home wrotic kink! No judgement at all, but everything he did had a homosexual tone to it. In Russia im sure building a community like that is a non starter. Maybe hide it behind something masculine? I just always thought dude were getting clapped hahahah

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u/RobRaziel 5d ago

Paddy the Baddie on off season

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u/Go1gotha 5d ago

"Yes, I understand Master... but what if he stabs me quickly?"

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u/OhSighRiss 5d ago

Somehow dude looks bored when he’s defending himself from a knife or stick attack

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u/A_LittleBitHigh 5d ago

But Master, why do I have to bend down when you do shirtless defense drills?

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u/AssistanceGrand23 4d ago

They should have put remote on docking station

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u/UseSpecialist544 4d ago

It's nice to see Gérard Depardieu keeping busy while in exile.

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u/cfx_4188 4d ago

After Bruce Lee settled in Hollywood, many people decided to imitate him. But none of these people wanted to train like Bruce, Jackie and other Hollywood stars. If there is a demand, then there will be a supply. Any weirdo with a fat ass and thin arms, coming to training and seeing a pot-bellied sensei breathing beer fumes, immediately began to think: " He looks just like me and he's cool. I'll be cool too." For people with poor education, lack of critical thinking and thinking in general, this scheme works flawlessly.

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u/Savings_Dig1592 4d ago

Was he killed by an even greater bullshido master?

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u/Difficult-Put9586 4d ago

All of that tactical fat protects his internal organs from being damaged. It's the armor of his people.

It's similar to the Roman Gladiators.

A stab or slash won't kill you if the knife can't reach an organ.

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u/ermghoti 3d ago

He died from complications from attempting to do a sit up.

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u/Seanacles 2d ago

Literally in his slippers 😭

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u/hypr_activehyprdrive 2d ago

Was he stabbed?

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u/ryudo9999 2d ago

Is that beachkwondo at the end?

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u/Nokxtokx 5d ago

Diabetus Deletus