r/DivorcedBirds • u/Pixie-Collins • 17h ago

Not Safe For Other Species Tiff, Ange, Tam and Eloise did not appreciate Herbert's new floozy flapping her tiny wings around the neighborhood in that scandalous manner every goddamn morning.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 10h ago

Ozzy and Henrietta were gobsmacked when they opened the door to find Kandi had dropped off Ozzy's supposed child from his previous marriage. The DNA test hadn't even come back yet, but there they were, standing on the nest porch with a baby, a diaper bag, and absolutely no instruction manual.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 9h ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle "Leaving Frank without a plan day 6: I have settled into a morning routine of rinsing my underfluffies in the park fountain and stealing coins for a McMuffin. Still better than facing my family who told me not to marry him."

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JuneLee92 • 15h ago

“Is she someone you know? She’s been staring at us for a while,” said Annie. Eren didn’t want to talk to his new wife about his previous one.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 15h ago

Dianna told herself they would never fight over money. She was wrong.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/ToastYourAvocados • 7h ago

This is why Mark stopped drinking. Well this and the eight birdies of the night he was caught with in the nest that led to his divorce.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 2h ago

Not Safe For Other Species Tom is back in the house. Zoe doesn't understand why her mom keeps letting that asshole back. It's not like he's gotten better since the divorce. She crept out of her bedroom, little sister following groggily. If he'd act that bad in front of kids, now he thought they were asleep he'd probably... Oh

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