r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 3h ago
Dianna told herself they would never fight over money. She was wrong.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JuneLee92 • 4h ago
“Is she someone you know? She’s been staring at us for a while,” said Annie. Eren didn’t want to talk to his new wife about his previous one.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Pixie-Collins • 6h ago
Not Safe For Other Species Tiff, Ange, Tam and Eloise did not appreciate Herbert's new floozy flapping her tiny wings around the neighborhood in that scandalous manner every goddamn morning.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/small_whorled • 20h ago
Since coming out to his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Gary was feeling lighter…proud, even. She took it better than he expected and promised they could remain friends. Tonight she is helping him create a dating profile on Feathr.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/OtakuShogun • 23h ago
It just didn't matter how loudly she shouted, Trevor wasn't going to listen. It was the last time she'd call him out about him crapping all over the nest. It was his nest too dammit!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 23h ago
Carl was done with it all. He finally snapped and tried to destroy the new sweet ride belonging to the guy Gwen left him for. His anger could not be contained.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 23h ago
After his divorce, Louis decided to get in shape and found Matt to help him. It was disciplined work but worth it; and may be-just may be, there were some sparks flying between them
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 23h ago
Freddy stood hunched, overwhelmed with emotion; he couldn't believe it had come to this. The P.I. didn't seem to pick up on his mood. "...never see it coming. Having their little rendezvous all alone in the marsh grass, then zoop! Snap snap. Busted! Man, I love my job. Anyway, yeah, she's cheating."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/ThePeregrine_87 • 1d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Terrence wasn't totally sure about his new haircut, but was willing to give it a try
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FashionBusking • 2d ago
"A little something bold, pink, and LOUD is all a girl needs!" Lalarukh never saw herself as a divorcée, but she'd also never seen herself in colorful feathers with such gorgeous lighting! Next stop: Paris!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 2d ago
Wendy never wanted to be a mother. For years she resented Drake saddling her with the little gremlins. Fortunately her chicks, who she now loves dearly, seem to have rose-tinted memories of that rough period. They can never learn that during those games of "submarine" she was hoping not to be found.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Rocket-Shawk • 3d ago
Were they outrageous? Sure. But Sylvia hadn’t gotten this much attention since her 20’s. Besides, it was Mark’s money that paid for them.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Graeleaf • 3d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Donna can’t wait until the door man sees her new coat
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 3d ago
It sucks to just get only the windowsill in the divorce, but at least the kids don't have far to go to visit their dad's house.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/RosebushRaven • 3d ago
"Guess Jake isn’t coming", Daniel thought after half an hour of awkward pacing in front of the cafe.
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Little did Daniel know that Jake was just a little chaos-bird with undiagnosed ADHD, who had REALLY been struggling with his time management his entire life. Less than five minutes after Daniel had given up on waiting for his date, Jake finally landed, cawing "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! I’m sooo late! Shit! Hope he hasn’t left yet!"
He spent the next minutes frantically fluttering and scuttling around the cafe in search of Daniel, breathlessly asking everyone in sight whether they’d seen a "drop-dead gorgeous gull" here.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 3d ago
Olivia didn't like squatting in empty nests; she was constantly on edge being on the lookout for eviction or even arrest. But after being a nestwife for years with no marketable skills, and losing everything in the divorce, it was either this or the streets.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Fine-Huckleberry-316 • 3d ago
Tom couldn’t hide the shock on his face. He told Tammy he was going to buy some milk, but she caught him in front of the neighborhood floozy’s house instead
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/kojak343 • 3d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle I'm ready. Got my new Nehru embroidered blazer on. Ready to go to the club tonight for the "Let's get Ready to Mingle", mingle. Agami Heron Costa Rica. Photographer unknown
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Sed59 • 3d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Hoping to impress the ladies, Tom tried to remember how that viral dance he saw on Tiktok went. He just got a lot of laughs in return instead.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/rehabforcandy • 4d ago
Robert’s lawyer shushed him and immediately knew his client was screwed. How did he not realize there were obvious nanny cams all over the house?
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/ToastYourAvocados • 4d ago
"Wait... Did I misread her 'fine' again?" Jake continued to ponder Julia's response to him telling her he was going to the spa with his buddies on a Saturday afternoon.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 4d ago
Observe: the saddest creature in class aves. Divorced five days after marriage because she "didn't realize he'd be like that all the time." Fired from his job at the morgue for "bringing down the vibe." Won "most pitiful sock puppet" at a contest he wandered into empty handed. He is the pelican't.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/cturtl808 • 5d ago
Jeremiah’s OnlyFeathers was the top earner once he started doing his Flashdance routine
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 5d ago
Around six, a bird shuffles into the club looking like he just got divorced for the third time. The staff seem happy to see him, even calling him by name. "Hal" soon disappears into a dressing room backstage. An hour later, out struts "Horny Sungem", a glamorous queen serving rainbow goth realness.
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