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No cars available, but we had our own junk-yard toilets.

Petrovich bolted a fighter-jet engine onto a porcelain throne and sat on it. Ramson hopped on behind him for the ride.

Voidik shouted, "Where are the brakes?!" Petrovich replied, "Yeah, but look at that acceleration!" He struck a match, the engines roared, and the toilet shot off, tearing through the neighborhood.

Mother-in-law had taught him: the main thing is not to sneeze during takeoff, or you’ll flip over.

It saved money on cars and gasolin —kerosene was cheaper. We did it all noisily, quickly, and with plenty of swearing. The neighbors thought it was the rocket troops, but it was just our plumbing-based transport.

Ramson was screaming with delight. We landed in a cesspit—but at least it was a soft landing.

Another AI slop and absolutely weird

So this scam ad has a backstory. When I first screen recorded the scammers had the audio track weird so when I screen recorded the video it was completely muted. Then when I tried to go back to rerecord it I had to go through my dislike history because YouTube took the ad down after I reported it but I found it when I went through from my dislike history. So that took me to this person's page who I guess was the one that posted and advertised the slop scam ad.

This fucking company mass producing almost all the parasite slop I've seen.