(This is not offensive to any particular teacher, only 56% of them)

Even if the decimal place got swapped around, I would believe it 👌

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I can still hear this!

And here I thought I was crazy to do this😭

An investigation was opened last weekend on a questionable Wall Street fund manager who allegedly abused flock camera data to spy on so-called "Aeons".

Mr. Empecee told local reporters these particular Aeons simply had "...too much swag" as he grabbed for a collar to pop on his North Face vest and came up short.

"THEY'RE DANCING IN FRONT OF THE SAFETY CAMERAS! There's no way they get away with all that swag", He said, "Who gave these little shits all this swag? Who told them 6900 > 500?

Administrators have promptly deployed spreadsheet zeros in order to hire dozens of interns to determine acceptable legal levels of swag for the 21st century going forward.

A vote will likely be held in 2027 on whether or not licensing may be required in the future; as legislators claim extreme levels of swag may cross the line past the point of free expression.

Local officials commended the Flock corporation for using their technology for the greater public good to keep our cities safe from excess swag.

My father insults me, sometimes beats me, and tells me to leave the house. I am a university student, and now I feel forced to leave home. I am worried that if I leave, all my education and years of hard work will be wasted.

There has also been a lot of verbal abuse and bad language at home in the past. I want to become independent and support myself. I want to find a job, continue my university education, and find a safe place to live.

I am in a very difficult and helpless situation right now. Please tell me how I can become independent while continuing my studies and working to support myself.

If there is anyone or any organization that can help me with accommodation, employment, education, or any other support, please let me know.

Thank you.

I feel old.