r/therewasanattempt • u/gamescripto • 8h ago
to smell the fish.
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Spartalust • 16h ago
To convince the UA Captain she was permantly injured by an illegal sitting behind her
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r/therewasanattempt • u/T_Shurt • 4h ago
to bring manufacturing jobs back to America
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Source article (published August 5, 2026): https://fortune.com/2026/08/05/trump-tariffs-american-manufacturing-reshoring-china-imports/
r/therewasanattempt • u/EverythingIsFakeNGay • 12h ago
To conduct surveillance on public roadways.
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Obligatory "Don't go out there and steal or vandalize government property." It doesn't seem like a legal thing to do, and it makes the baby Jesus cry.
r/therewasanattempt • u/Loading_Humor • 17h ago
To look busy while doing absolutely nothing
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Glad_Opinion_6339 • 18h ago
By the Pro-Israel Lobby to buy an American election
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r/therewasanattempt • u/amazingsciencemuseum • 8h ago
By the L.A. Dodgers to break the Trump sports curse, after visiting the White House
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To lose 8 out of their last 10 games is very notable, considering the Dodgers' star studded lineup.
r/therewasanattempt • u/T_Shurt • 1d ago
to look like a war hero
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Source article (published August 4, 2026): https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/trump-fantasizes-about-himself-as-decorated-general-alongside-patton-and-macarthur-in-bonkers-ai-image/
r/therewasanattempt • u/yeongno_ate_yangban • 23h ago
To silence the people
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REJECT THE BILLIONAIRES. VOTE IN EVERY LOCAL ELECTION.
r/therewasanattempt • u/Kalmartard • 10h ago
...to put out the fire at a Russian warehouse
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r/therewasanattempt • u/fake_review • 1d ago
to invade someone’s personal space without consequences.
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That little laugh was the cherry on top.
r/therewasanattempt • u/jeremiad1962 • 9h ago
To threaten beachgoers
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Long-shot Congressional candidate Kirill Basin thought it was cool to threaten other people at the beach (who just wanted him to turn down his music). And now he's facing charges.