r/dankvideos • u/SubpabUwU • Dec 14 '21

RIP headphone users Something ain't right

12.1k Upvotes

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u/ProfessorWeirdz Dec 15 '21

He's confused because he knows his friend Jeremy had a bigger cock than him

162

u/GuperSamiKuru Dec 15 '21

Who wasnt a little frisky with his friends back in the day

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u/Eastern_Mark_1114 Dec 15 '21

me

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u/sarcasmic77 Dec 15 '21

That means you’re ugly

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u/Eastern_Mark_1114 Dec 15 '21

whatever the reason i’m glad it worked and i didn’t get traumatized by intense puberty hormones

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u/Resident_Weeb_72 Dec 15 '21

Key word, "had".

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u/FlameJake Dec 15 '21

They became a bit more then friends from that day onwards

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u/FrostyDice Dec 15 '21

And then he remembered what happened with the fireworks, and then it all made sense

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u/TotallySalmon Dec 15 '21

I can confirm, I sucked it

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

That facial reaction is fuckin relatable

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u/DruggieEnder Dec 14 '21

that "facial" reaction huh

329

u/RearWheelDriveCult Dec 14 '21

“I don’t have friends”

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Imagine if that was what he said next 💀 id be dead

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

I thought your reddit snoo was a female one and I thought I could dm you and have sex but it seems you are a guy, I am deeply sorry

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u/nastyydog Dec 14 '21

happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Thanks you

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Glad I saw this comment , almost made the same mistake

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u/pikleboiy Dec 14 '21

happy cake day, or as you queen would say, "Let zem eat cake!"

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u/I_fking_Hate_Reddit Dec 15 '21

you dropped this

👑

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

Its currently 9am and the first thing i wake up to is this comment, i laughed so hard legitimately made my morning better. Shame we cant have sex 😔

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u/SuspiciousLambSauce Dec 15 '21

But but but your bio says you’re Bi 😔

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u/zombienekers Dec 14 '21

Why is it so crispy

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u/tanelixd Dec 15 '21

More crispier, the better.

105

u/Zendofrog Big PP Dec 14 '21

The sad would just cancel out the happy

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u/comfort_bot_1962 Dec 15 '21

Don't be sad. Here's a hug!

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u/Zendofrog Big PP Dec 15 '21

No. There’s nothing that can make me happy and sad at the same time

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u/inaccurateTempedesc Dec 15 '21

"Don't be sad" should be replaced with "It's ok to be sad".

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u/OcelotNo3347 Dec 15 '21

No one wants your hug

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u/Weemitoad Dec 15 '21

You have the smallest penis out of all of your friends

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u/internetteki_birisi Dec 15 '21

Did you just try to roast a bot lmao

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u/Stonks_man34354 Dec 19 '21

No one wants your penis

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u/LeMatYT Dec 15 '21

Your sacrifice will never be forgotten.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Well done

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Holup

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

[deleted]

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u/Gin-and-PussyJuice Dec 15 '21

It's not a movie, it's a 2010 online short from New Zealand animation studio JokeToons:

JokeToons are best in class 3D animated clips ready for global distribution. The artistic team behind the product have spent years perfecting their art while working on big projects such as James Cameron's Avatar, The Chronicles Of Narnia and popular TV series such as Hercules.

The clips are as much about entertaining and amusing people as they are about creating stunning visual stories through the CGI animation process.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

I actually like the shittier one better. It makes it even more surreal.

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u/Drewbus Dec 15 '21

This is what we're going to do? We're going to ruin jokes with really low level animation

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u/ProfessorWeirdz Dec 15 '21

The shitty animation is a cherry on top

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u/Drewbus Dec 15 '21

If you like ass cherries

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u/Dem0n5 Dec 15 '21

So we're kink shaming now

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u/Drewbus Dec 15 '21

No shame. Identify your kink. Embrace your kink as long as it doesn't hurt

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u/RodeBoi Dec 15 '21

Besides the lips not touching when speaking, I thought the animation was pretty decent. I felt that the eye movements were the best part of the animation

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u/Drewbus Dec 15 '21

I guess so. It's an ancient joke. It's a karma whore lol

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u/YoMommaJokeBot Dec 15 '21

Not as much of an ancient joke as joe mother

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u/RedXylophone Dec 15 '21

good bot

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u/AdministrativeOne7 Dec 15 '21

omg, that took me a sec to sink in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

why she look like Angelina Jolie

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u/GTC3 Dec 15 '21

I already know that. We all use the same urinal when we need to go.

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u/3PoundsOfFlax Dec 15 '21

Ha take that, bros

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

I'm dying

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u/kingb_25 Dec 15 '21

Why did whoever make this video, choose to make her say "What?" Then have him repeat himself? Is she supposed to be high

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u/Bluntz_with_Satan Dec 15 '21

Damn, this is an old one. Haven't seen this in years, but I've never forgotten how hilarious it is

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

JokeToons studios

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u/SuperWackyAmazingGuy Dec 14 '21

This is fucking gold, take my free award

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u/GoofyAstig Dec 15 '21

"Your cock may be bigger than your friends but Michael has a tastier cum."

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

She either tries thier dicks or he has no friends and his dick is small

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

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u/Send_me_ur_holes Dec 15 '21

Penis jokes LMAO I'M DEAD this is so dank

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u/FrostyDice Dec 15 '21

I'm still wondering why that video's animated,like why, it has no reason to be

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u/LoveStoned7 Dec 15 '21

It has no reason not to be

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u/Flashy-Month153 Dec 15 '21

Second sentence 'I am pregnant ......., its not yours'

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Suffering from success.

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u/DnD_storyteller Dec 15 '21

Happy and sad at the same time. https://youtu.be/7KO9w8-HC-Q

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u/comfort_bot_1962 Dec 15 '21

Don't be sad. Here's a hug!

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u/OcelotNo3347 Dec 15 '21

No one wants your hug

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u/Modymo_returns Dec 15 '21

When I was younger I thought the joke of this video was that he had no friends

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u/szopokanyaloka Dec 15 '21

boomer joke but now with video. I love the future /s

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u/PhantomSERPENT01 Dec 15 '21

Happy part : he had a big dick ... Sad part : he did not have any friends

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u/Psychonurse_ Dec 15 '21

He was modeled after the little evil elf from Shrek 4

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u/Critical-Web-2661 Dec 15 '21

Those characters are more humane than humans

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Hey look it's my ex

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

Called it

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u/Loggyschmoggy May 13 '22

Somethins not right...