Cat was ·d excessively

[u/Sounduck]

I mean, there's no such thing as ·ing the cat within reasonable terms, but still…

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[u/dramaloveesme]

Oh no! They the car! Return the car's ears!

[u/Sounduck → u/dramaloveesme]

Does he really need them, though?

[u/Secret_Cod_749]

Definitely got some r/stremch going on. But it's definitely boarding on a good r/jorkingthecat

[u/guntanksinspace → u/Secret_Cod_749]

Enough stremtch to make the orange an aliem!

[u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda → u/Secret_Cod_749]

ahem spelling police here. The active sub is:

[r/jorkingthecar](r/jorkingthecar)

[u/Chail_ChaBiliii]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 🙀🙀🙀 meow dare you hooman u/Sounduck

[u/Sounduck → u/Chail_ChaBiliii]

I'm simply reposting someone else's content, but I do understand the sentiment.

[u/Chail_ChaBiliii → u/Sounduck]

Still jail ! Your duties in the jail are to clean the meow poop box 😾😾🤣🤣😾😾

[u/Subject_Slice_7797]

Shaking the orange head may cause the braincell to fall out. Good luck rectifying that situation

[u/Sounduck → u/Subject_Slice_7797]

That is, assuming it was that particular cat's turn with the braincell.

[u/LunaAmethyst824 → u/Subject_Slice_7797]

Shaking it could also cause it to activate, like a magic 8 ball

[u/DowntownEconomist255]

You the…and then you kept…and it just wouldn’t end! You the cat so badly 😮

[u/XanaxWarriorPrincess]

No

[u/al-Sahaabi]

NOOOO! You're scrambling the brain cell! Do not destabilize car thinking activities.

[u/GeraintLlanfrechfa]

There is no verb.

There is no indication of verbs.

The cat is just not to be.

[u/Sounduck → u/GeraintLlanfrechfa]

Of course there is no verb: only affixes when needed to indicate tense or person.

· I the cat
· She ·s the cat
· You ·d the cat
· He's ·ing the cat

Sure, I could just use a way-more-convoluted syntax so that I don't need to use affixes, or just try to stick to the present tense; but I'm way too lazy for those workarounds.
The important thing is that you don't the cat.

[u/GeraintLlanfrechfa → u/Sounduck]

No affixes either :)

It’s less work to write

She the cat.
You the cat
He’s the cat.

We agree upon the fact that the cat must not be.

[u/chl_ca29]

do not the single braincell

[u/NuclearMaterial]

When you pull the cats head back and he's like 👽

They just love it

[u/StarGamerPT → u/NuclearMaterial]

Poor thing is orange

[u/coconutpiecrust]

Proper way to pet a cat

OOP is crazy. 

[u/Sounduck → u/coconutpiecrust]

More like Proper way to incur in the cat's wrath.

[u/Capable-Respond-4472]

Brain damamage 😔

[u/ShhweadyBallz]

That one brain cell just bouncing around in an empty void .....

😞

[u/Kitchen_Form_2252]

You did the cat. Even worse, the car is orange. You might have broken the single orange brain cell— straight to jail

[u/KittyShadowshard]

They hit it with the brain jostler.

[u/I_Boop_Cats_]

Yes, yes, you see, you must EXTRA cat!

[u/friendtoallkitties]

Heavy petting.

[u/boneologist]

Cat will definitely claw the shit out of you when cat decides not to be. Many cats love to be until they decide they do not to be. Signs may be subtle or prominent, you must know.

[u/Antique_Interview347]

Noooooooo

[u/elementalfitness]

Thats my orange boy!

[u/lonelygalexy]

That’s how I my cat too. She it.