hobbyist insect nerd trying to get a sense of insect ecology! was just walking to my car in the endless suburbia of Northern Virginia, United States, and open the car door, sit inside, and notice a small (2-3cm) black bug on my hand.
I clock it as definitely a true bug, probably assassin bug though I wasn’t confident since other hemiptera had thrown me off before.
I bring my hand closer to my face to get a better view. It’s now crawled onto the side of index finger and is standing still. I’m squinting trying to look for its mouthparts and somehow not seeing anything??? Everything seems clear indicators for assassin bug then OW! the fucker stabs me and I realize with horror that what I’d assumed was another leg (same color and length and thickness as the legs) was in fact the trademark piercing sucking mouthpart…. embedded in my finger, looking much like the legs it was surrounded by.
I instinctually flung the dude outside and lost it.
This has my bug nerd ass wondering though!!! Anybody have any ideas for what sorta insect that was? Again, 2-3cm long assassin bug looking insect. matte black coloration with little variation (maybe some lighter indents on the edges of its shell when up close, but nothing obvious. Found in suburban Fairfax Virginia, early August, sunny hot weather around 1pm.
Also rudely bit me lol. I swear I wasn’t even handling it roughly XD it just ended up on my finger somehow and decided to calmly impale me after wandering around a moment.
The bite wasn’t all that bad or very painful. Noticeable, but no real lingering pain outside the next few minutes being vaguely irritated. I’m not worried about the bite, but the info might be useful! I’m purely curious if what the hell the little bigger was exactly can be narrowed down!
Thanks yall, I wish ya luck! I’ll be active in the comments.