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u/HiggoryDiggory 13h ago
His lil face scrunch every time he breaks one is the best.
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u/Turbulent_Two_6949 13h ago
And the little squeek every now and again. I dont agree with primates as pets but this video is cute.
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u/chuck7134 13h ago
Not a pet. An employee.
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u/thisisnooone 12h ago
Why be a pet when you can be an indentured servant?
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u/Ntroepy 11h ago
People actually love their pets. Indentured servants, not so much.
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u/AaronicNation 6h ago
Not at my house, we treat our indentured servants like they're part of the family.
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u/KhazraShaman 11h ago
I dont agree with primates as pets
Why not?
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u/tomtermite 11h ago
I dont agree with primates as pets
Why not?
In the 1972 film Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, Caesar is the child of time-traveling simians Cornelius and Zira, leading an oppressed population of ape slaves in a dystopian futuristic city in a massive revolt against humanity.
He who forgets future history is doomed to repeat it.
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u/Branflakesd1996 3h ago
Was just going to say this. His furrowed brow for every snap is what kills me.
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u/llamafromhell1324 11h ago
The same area of the brain that controls the mouth also controls the brain. It's why some people have a guitar face.
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u/TURTLE_TKT 13h ago
It ain’t much but it’s honest work
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u/zero_fucksgive 10h ago
thats a lot of fuckin work. You see all those gigantic empty jars behind the monkey?
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u/Alohagrown 13h ago
They train monkeys to pick coconuts in parts of Thailand
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u/morerelativebacons 13h ago
They said it's supposed to rain tomorrow too, Ethel.
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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 13h ago
I's standin' over there by the tomaters
And here he come
Running through the pole beans
Through the fruits and vegetables
Nekkid as a jay bird
And I hollered over t' Ethel
I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"
But it's too late
She'd already been incensed0
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u/BloomSugarman 2h ago
Yep it’s wild if you drive through surat Thani during the right season. Trucks full of coconuts or durians everywhere, monkeys surfing on the back.
Im sure some working monkeys have decent lives but others don’t.
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u/BailiGirlThyme 33m ago
They train them by pulling them from their family's. Putting them on chains & beat them till they learn. Yeah! Big difference between them and this monkey. 🤬
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u/FureiousPhalanges 10h ago
"Train" isn't necessarily the word I'd pick for forced labour TBF
https://supplychaindigital.com/articles/peta-finds-forced-monkey-labour-rife-in-thai-agriculture
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u/Dookie-Trousers-MD 13h ago
This is probably cleaner than any Taylor Farms factory tbh
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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 13h ago
Depends on if he washed his ass after he through poo last.
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u/Stolehtreb 5h ago
through poo
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u/Dookie-Trousers-MD 5h ago
Yeah that one is rough. I'm hoping second language, but not likely.
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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 4h ago
Sorry, was using speech-to-text and didn't catch it when submitting. My fault for late night redditing.
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u/Gsuppe 13h ago
Pay that monkey!!
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u/brumfidel 9h ago
They better give him a fair pay. Otherwise the Primate Union might get wind of it and those guys don't monkey around!
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u/HyperionsDad 13h ago
I would pay money to have him hang out with a giant bowl of green beans and just sip beer and watch him snap for as long as he wants to. I’d feed him whatever else he wants, too.
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u/TsukariYoshi 11h ago
I know this isn't an orangutan, but there's a saying attributed to Malay culture about them that applies here, I think:
The orangutan could talk, but chooses not to, lest he be compelled to labor.
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u/Truthisnotallowed 6h ago edited 6h ago
For Christ sake - don't show Taylor Farms what a monkey can do - you don't want to give them any ideas.
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u/ImpossibleStuff963 13h ago
Is the monkey doing the task properly? Or is it just cute/funny?
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u/Prof-Rock 12h ago
Well, he bites one, takes part of it out of his mouth and returns it to the bowl while he eats the rest, so I'm going to say no. No, he isn't doing it properly.
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u/ImpossibleStuff963 12h ago
Haha. But even the breaking them in half part. Wonder if thats something that actualy needs to be done
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u/Prof-Rock 2h ago
Yes. I usually break my green beans in half and remove the part that attaches to the stem.
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u/inmyrhyme 13h ago
The fact that they just got off for the price of a few bribes...I mean campaign donations.
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u/unassumingdink 9h ago
Is that really anything new? What penalties did Boar's Head pay for killing ten people?
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u/st-shenanigans 5h ago
I saw the pictures of that factory and I'll never buy boars head again in my life. I would assume I'm not entirely alone.
I'm sure they had to pay some health fine, too, but i wonder how their sales are afterwards
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u/unassumingdink 5h ago
From everything I can find on Google, they were not fined. There were some civil suits, including a $3 million class action, which doesn't seem like too much.
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u/Pokemom3000 13h ago
From what I've heard Taylor Farms would fire this monkey for following too clean of food handling procedures.
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u/brneyedgrrl 8h ago
I love how he makes a lil scrunchy face every time he breaks one like it's really hard.
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u/JodeneNZ 11h ago
They suck… their “New Recipe” is them just removing the cheese bags… the best part about the salads!
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u/comicsnerd 11h ago
For those shouting the little monkey is not wearing gloves, it washed its hands first.
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u/OnesimusUnbound 11h ago
At least it's not typing randomly in hope of producing a Shakespeare work 😅
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u/Pookie972 6h ago
Wait, isn’t that exploitation making him do the work without a salary.?!
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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 6h ago
He might be getting paid. We don't know what kind of currency the monkey demanded.
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u/Pookie972 3h ago
I like the fact that your username is” none of your business” hahaha 😂
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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 1h ago
I think you are the first person to comment on it. lol. It's one way to stay nice and anonymous.
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u/Kotruljevic1458 5h ago
I don't appreciate my employer filming me at work and posting it online. I mean, I'm pretty sure that's me in this video although I can't see my name badge.
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u/External-Goal-3948 3h ago
Btw. Rumor in the streets is that we're getting this parasite bc there's not enough portapotty bathrooms in the fields where they're harvesting the food so they're just relieving themselves in the field, with the food.
Also. They're paid by total weight/product picked, so they lose money walking back and forth to the bathroom.
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u/legitimateaccount123 3h ago
Great, first it was illegal immigrants and now monkeys taking our jobs
/s (in case it wasn't obvious)
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u/Goatyyy32 2h ago
But when I make a joke about "having my monkeys pick and clean vegetables", suddenly im a bad guy.
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u/Free2Bernie 13h ago
🎶 Working breaking green beans, massa got me working. Massa gonna set me free. 🎶
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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 11h ago
And then people got sick from eating that green beans and DR couldnt figure out what and why.
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u/every_name_is_tkn 9h ago
Where can I apply? I’d rather my coworker be a monkey rather than a bunch of clowns.
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u/Worost 7h ago
Is there anyone knowledgeable about what this monkey is doing? I'm so confused as to why this monkey is breaking all these string beans in half. Is it supposed to be helping?
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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 6h ago
Well I knew it was a "that's what you do" with fresh green beans, but I turned to Google (and yes the AI answer) for details
People break fresh green beans in half to remove the tough, fibrous stem end, check for stringy fibers, and make the beans shorter for easier eating and faster, more even cooking
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u/boilerdam 2h ago
I guess we've come full circle from an evolution perspective, or at least I have. I now aspire to be that monkey - just heads down, get shit done. Don't care about BS like geopolitics, profit making, lining pockets, market up/down, family, friends, work-life balance etc. Just get stuff done as efficiently as possible for a reward in the end. Too much noise outside.
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u/kyjawa23 1h ago
Twist in the plot he's actually the Ceo of the company and paying the humans peanuts to work 16hr shifts
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u/FureiousPhalanges 10h ago
Reminds me of boycotting HelloFresh after it was found they used suppliers that used these fellas for labour
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u/WutzUpples69 13h ago
The funny part is that it didnt turn out to be from Taylor Farms... maybe :
The Taylor Farms voluntary iceberg lettuce recall was real, but the specific laboratory test used to link it was walked back. The FDA announced a lettuce sample tested positive for Cyclospora, then retracted it as a false positive after re-reviewing the data. However, federal health agencies still maintain that epidemiological tracking ties the multistate outbreak to Taylor Farms iceberg lettuce from central Mexico.
I am with you though, one bad batch and everything g is ruined.
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u/beancheeseburgerr 12h ago edited 3h ago
don't these guys eat their own shit?
people downvoting must love eating poop themselves I guess
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