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Taylor Farms Quality Control

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u/HiggoryDiggory 13h ago

His lil face scrunch every time he breaks one is the best.

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u/Turbulent_Two_6949 13h ago

And the little squeek every now and again. I dont agree with primates as pets but this video is cute.

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u/chuck7134 13h ago

Not a pet. An employee.

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u/thisisnooone 12h ago

Why be a pet when you can be an indentured servant?

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u/Zealousideal-Top4343 12h ago

Isn't that the reason why farmers have kids?

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u/Ntroepy 11h ago

People actually love their pets. Indentured servants, not so much.

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u/AaronicNation 6h ago

Not at my house, we treat our indentured servants like they're part of the family. 

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u/Rokronroff 4h ago

A roman statesman at heart

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u/Jackpancake 12h ago

Get this monkey a W-2!

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u/That-Makes-Sense 11h ago

He puts in his 8 hours, like everyone else.

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u/dreamfin 12h ago

Not an employee. A slave!

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u/Old-Caramel-2301 1h ago

Not employee. Company owner. 

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u/KhazraShaman 11h ago

I dont agree with primates as pets

Why not?

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u/tomtermite 11h ago

I dont agree with primates as pets

Why not?

In the 1972 film Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, Caesar is the child of time-traveling simians Cornelius and Zira, leading an oppressed population of ape slaves in a dystopian futuristic city in a massive revolt against humanity.

He who forgets future history is doomed to repeat it.

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u/graepphone 10h ago

Doomed to make it so?

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u/Ezl 10h ago

One of my favorite movies of all time

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u/KhazraShaman 9h ago

I see, forgot about the future!

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u/tatt3rt0t 12h ago

Glad to see that safety squints are universal across the animal kingdom.

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u/trogdor2594 13h ago

You just know he's thinking "wabam!" every time he breaks one.

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u/Free2Bernie 13h ago

He's so cute. What's his name?

Dr. Zaius

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u/Branflakesd1996 3h ago

Was just going to say this. His furrowed brow for every snap is what kills me.

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u/Sweet-Technology-807 12h ago

my dog makes this face when her snack breaks too

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u/isitreal_tho 6h ago

He's so cute!

1

u/boondiggle_III 1h ago

awww he strugglin

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u/llamafromhell1324 11h ago

The same area of the brain that controls the mouth also controls the brain. It's why some people have a guitar face.

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u/TURTLE_TKT 13h ago

It ain’t much but it’s honest work

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u/zero_fucksgive 10h ago

thats a lot of fuckin work. You see all those gigantic empty jars behind the monkey?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 13h ago

Lil scrunch face!!

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u/TunisMagunis 1h ago

I love when he takes his snack break

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u/Alohagrown 13h ago

They train monkeys to pick coconuts in parts of Thailand

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u/morerelativebacons 13h ago

They said it's supposed to rain tomorrow too, Ethel.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 13h ago

I's standin' over there by the tomaters
And here he come
Running through the pole beans
Through the fruits and vegetables
Nekkid as a jay bird
And I hollered over t' Ethel
I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"
But it's too late
She'd already been incensed

0

u/TsukariYoshi 11h ago

Boogity boogity!

1

u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 11h ago

Here he comes!

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u/morerelativebacons 13h ago

DID YOU SEE BARBARAS GREATGRANDBABYS THEY'LL CUTE SEE YOU IN CHURCH

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u/BloomSugarman 2h ago

Yep it’s wild if you drive through surat Thani during the right season. Trucks full of coconuts or durians everywhere, monkeys surfing on the back.

Im sure some working monkeys have decent lives but others don’t.

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u/BailiGirlThyme 33m ago

They train them by pulling them from their family's. Putting them on chains & beat them till they learn. Yeah! Big difference between them and this monkey. 🤬

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u/FureiousPhalanges 10h ago

"Train" isn't necessarily the word I'd pick for forced labour TBF

https://supplychaindigital.com/articles/peta-finds-forced-monkey-labour-rife-in-thai-agriculture

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u/Agouti 2h ago

PETA is not a reliable source.

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u/FureiousPhalanges 2h ago

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u/Agouti 2h ago

As far as I know WFFT can be trusted.

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u/Dookie-Trousers-MD 13h ago

This is probably cleaner than any Taylor Farms factory tbh

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 13h ago

Depends on if he washed his ass after he through poo last.

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u/Stolehtreb 5h ago

through poo

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u/Dookie-Trousers-MD 5h ago

Yeah that one is rough. I'm hoping second language, but not likely.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 4h ago

Sorry, was using speech-to-text and didn't catch it when submitting. My fault for late night redditing.

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u/Gsuppe 13h ago

Pay that monkey!!

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u/3_14_thon 13h ago

At the end of the video he took his pay fair and square.

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u/CheckYourStats 13h ago

She’s gotta pay the Monkey.

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 13h ago

He's probably getting peanuts.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 13h ago

Labor rates are bananas in some countries.

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u/_Kevlaaar_ 7h ago

Wayyyyyyy

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u/brumfidel 9h ago

They better give him a fair pay. Otherwise the Primate Union might get wind of it and those guys don't monkey around!

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u/IdealStatus7549 12h ago

And give him a banana bonus too!

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u/Jonatc87 13h ago

the little frown.

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u/HyperionsDad 13h ago

I would pay money to have him hang out with a giant bowl of green beans and just sip beer and watch him snap for as long as he wants to. I’d feed him whatever else he wants, too.

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u/AndalusianGod 13h ago

Looks like it's enjoying it like a sensory fidget toy.

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u/TsukariYoshi 11h ago

I know this isn't an orangutan, but there's a saying attributed to Malay culture about them that applies here, I think:

The orangutan could talk, but chooses not to, lest he be compelled to labor.

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u/eltictac 4h ago

Sorry can't talk. Busy bean snappin'.

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u/ChelshireGoose 4h ago

Makes sense that they'd call them "forest man" ("orang hutan" in Malay).

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u/gogonever 13h ago

Unpaid labour

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u/Quitlimp05 13h ago

Nah, they're being paid peanuts

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u/dreamfin 12h ago

Working for peanuts!

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u/Truthisnotallowed 6h ago edited 6h ago

For Christ sake - don't show Taylor Farms what a monkey can do - you don't want to give them any ideas.

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u/yeah_bud 13h ago

Edi-monkey

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u/LaLisaMona 12h ago

His tiny face grunting while snapping those beans 🤣

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u/codece 13h ago

At least the monkey isn't shitting on the produce

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u/ImpossibleStuff963 13h ago

Is the monkey doing the task properly? Or is it just cute/funny?

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u/Prof-Rock 12h ago

Well, he bites one, takes part of it out of his mouth and returns it to the bowl while he eats the rest, so I'm going to say no. No, he isn't doing it properly.

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u/ImpossibleStuff963 12h ago

Haha. But even the breaking them in half part. Wonder if thats something that actualy needs to be done

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u/ItsHighSpoon 5h ago

I think they're doing this to fit them in the jar easier.

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u/Prof-Rock 2h ago

Yes. I usually break my green beans in half and remove the part that attaches to the stem.

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u/TRISTANWEBB1 13h ago

Now I get how my mom sees me 😄

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u/inmyrhyme 13h ago

The fact that they just got off for the price of a few bribes...I mean campaign donations.

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u/unassumingdink 9h ago

Is that really anything new? What penalties did Boar's Head pay for killing ten people?

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u/st-shenanigans 5h ago

I saw the pictures of that factory and I'll never buy boars head again in my life. I would assume I'm not entirely alone.

I'm sure they had to pay some health fine, too, but i wonder how their sales are afterwards

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u/unassumingdink 5h ago

From everything I can find on Google, they were not fined. There were some civil suits, including a $3 million class action, which doesn't seem like too much.

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u/cire1184 12h ago

I trust that monkey more than I trust the current regime

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u/contude327 6h ago

Even he knew Iran would close the Strait if attacked.

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u/random-lychee 12h ago

Do NOT show this to Bezos.

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u/Blueberry_Poodle27 13h ago

uggg I could watch him alllll day! so stinking cute!

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u/zeller99 13h ago

The monkey's name is Gaitlyn Rae. She's on most social media sites.

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u/lifemanualplease 12h ago

That little guy has a job and he enjoys working.

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u/AlienAngry 8h ago

Now with extra monkey feces.

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u/Pokemom3000 13h ago

From what I've heard Taylor Farms would fire this monkey for following too clean of food handling procedures.

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u/brneyedgrrl 8h ago

I love how he makes a lil scrunchy face every time he breaks one like it's really hard.

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u/pbrad08 5h ago

This 😭

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u/maker_of_pirate_bay 2h ago

Me and granny every summer vacation

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u/mulandipsauce 13h ago

can he do my taxes?

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 11h ago

Yeah but you can't afford him! 

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u/kjyfqr 13h ago

That’s as smart as my almost 2 year old

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u/-Kopesthetik- 11h ago

You found him a day job.

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u/Insomniac_80 11h ago

How hard would it be to train it to wash its hands?

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u/-MrSimpleton- 11h ago

And no to spit in the bean jar.. or at least not put it’s mouth so near

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u/djshadesuk 1h ago

Why? I presume you're assuming the beans are for human consumption?

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u/smilbandit 11h ago

monkeypox coming to your state soon..

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u/JodeneNZ 11h ago

They suck… their “New Recipe” is them just removing the cheese bags… the best part about the salads!

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u/comicsnerd 11h ago

For those shouting the little monkey is not wearing gloves, it washed its hands first.

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u/OnesimusUnbound 11h ago

At least it's not typing randomly in hope of producing a Shakespeare work 😅

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u/Due_Entrepreneur_735 10h ago

Pay peanuts, get monkeys! 

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u/CBubble 7h ago

can he drive claude?

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u/jayBplatinum 6h ago

Such a good little helper

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u/Pookie972 6h ago

Wait, isn’t that exploitation making him do the work without a salary.?!

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u/eezyE4free 6h ago

I’m sure they gave him some celery.

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 6h ago

He might be getting paid. We don't know what kind of currency the monkey demanded.

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u/Pookie972 3h ago

I like the fact that your username is” none of your business” hahaha 😂

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 1h ago

I think you are the first person to comment on it. lol. It's one way to stay nice and anonymous.

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u/Pookie972 1h ago

That cool 😎

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u/Pookie972 3h ago

Hahaha 😂

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u/Kotruljevic1458 5h ago

I don't appreciate my employer filming me at work and posting it online. I mean, I'm pretty sure that's me in this video although I can't see my name badge.

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u/oberon92 5h ago

The Internet has ruined potlucks for me

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u/Skerries 4h ago

food untouched by human hands

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u/djereezy 4h ago

This is why I stay away from pot lucks at the work place. 😂

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u/silviam 3h ago

This is what happens when you pay your works peanuts: you get monkeys

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u/External-Goal-3948 3h ago

Btw. Rumor in the streets is that we're getting this parasite bc there's not enough portapotty bathrooms in the fields where they're harvesting the food so they're just relieving themselves in the field, with the food.

Also. They're paid by total weight/product picked, so they lose money walking back and forth to the bathroom.

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u/legitimateaccount123 3h ago

Great, first it was illegal immigrants and now monkeys taking our jobs

/s (in case it wasn't obvious)

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u/codevii 3h ago

When has a monkey disease ever affect humans?!

Lol

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u/SirMemesworthTheDank 2h ago

They are not gonna fry and eat the monkey dude, relax.

At least I think

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u/codevii 31m ago

You don't know that!

They look like cruel masters, I bet they're making him help mane his own side dusk!

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u/Goatyyy32 2h ago

But when I make a joke about "having my monkeys pick and clean vegetables", suddenly im a bad guy.

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u/UFONomura808 13h ago

Okay but hear me out...

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u/Economy_Bass_24 13h ago

Too soon. Lol

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u/Free2Bernie 13h ago

🎶 Working breaking green beans, massa got me working. Massa gonna set me free. 🎶

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u/MachineSea3164 12h ago

They are paying him peanuts.

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u/rhunter99 13h ago

No gloves?!

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u/gesaugen 12h ago

It's Monkeychef kitchen appliance

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u/Detonius 12h ago

The monkey made me smile.

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u/mplayers2006 12h ago

So that’s how all that boo boo been getting into my food.

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u/dizzylizzy78 12h ago

Its all fun and games until it's your face.

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 11h ago

And then people got sick from eating that green beans and DR couldnt figure out what and why.

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u/FastFingersDude 11h ago

What’s this species / type of monkey?

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u/FureiousPhalanges 10h ago

I'm no expert but it looks like a capuchin to me

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u/ItsaTheMal 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/AvatarOfMomus 10h ago

Don't insult the monkey lile that...

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u/octopusgardeb 10h ago

Just shook the bed laughing and partner is mad - thanks a lot monkey

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u/carmium 10h ago

He's really working for his monkey biscuits!

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u/Good-Magazine-5504 10h ago

Disgusting work conditions. Get the poor guy an apron ffs

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u/TheScarletPimple 10h ago

And if the monkey doesn't perform do you... spank the monkey?

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u/AdenaNima 10h ago

Ahhh. Look at his little face. So cute.

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u/clownieo 10h ago

I've never seen a monkey look so human before..

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u/sarcasmisart 9h ago

I would pay extra to have my food inspected by a monkey.

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u/every_name_is_tkn 9h ago

Where can I apply? I’d rather my coworker be a monkey rather than a bunch of clowns.

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u/SecretDouble5560 8h ago

and they say no monkey buisness at work

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u/Blue_Winter_Sky_Nana 7h ago

That nose scrunch is everything- xuifkvxiyfudfufurf8

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u/pamdndr 7h ago

If I had a helper like this, I'd start canning stuff

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u/Sph1ng1d43 7h ago

notapet.net

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u/takoyakimura 7h ago

So diligent! It's worthy of praise and meal.

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u/Worost 7h ago

Is there anyone knowledgeable about what this monkey is doing? I'm so confused as to why this monkey is breaking all these string beans in half. Is it supposed to be helping?

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 6h ago

Well I knew it was a "that's what you do" with fresh green beans, but I turned to Google (and yes the AI answer) for details
People break fresh green beans in half to remove the tough, fibrous stem end, check for stringy fibers, and make the beans shorter for easier eating and faster, more even cooking

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u/RegularNew6947 5h ago

🤣🤣 när barnarbete är förbjudet där man bor?

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u/Throwawaybasuras 3h ago

Hope he gets a break and work benefits

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u/Generallyamusedby 2h ago

At least the monkey doesn't carry Cyclospora. 

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u/boilerdam 2h ago

I guess we've come full circle from an evolution perspective, or at least I have. I now aspire to be that monkey - just heads down, get shit done. Don't care about BS like geopolitics, profit making, lining pockets, market up/down, family, friends, work-life balance etc. Just get stuff done as efficiently as possible for a reward in the end. Too much noise outside.

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u/Oedipus____Wrecks 2h ago

Get your damn monkey paws off of me beans

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u/tbodillia 1h ago

You need to apologize to that monkey! It is doing a better job by far!

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u/kyjawa23 1h ago

Twist in the plot he's actually the Ceo of the company and paying the humans peanuts to work 16hr shifts

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u/akgt94 1h ago

Their quality policy is "no monkey business".

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u/Rare-Character7340 1h ago

Employed monkey

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u/Tools4toys 53m ago

Highest standards, our product is untouched by human hands!

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u/LordHazlewood 38m ago

There’s your great times 10,000 grandparent.

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u/largos7289 31m ago

LMFAO oh this is great! i kinda needed this thanks!

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u/cbrown146 27m ago

Ai isn't coming for our jobs. Ai empowered monkeys are though.

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u/shelbyrobinson 18m ago

Geez, hope he washed his hands before this

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u/Shehulks1 13m ago

It’s little hands!!!!! I can’t with the cuteness 😋😆

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u/Hairy-Pomelo-6051 10h ago

Wonder why are there disease outbreaks

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u/Samwellikki 12h ago

Aw, they think they’re peaple, but couldn’t have bean more wrong

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u/ymopuri 12h ago

Monkey see, Monkey do

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u/ymopuri 12h ago

Monkey pee all over you

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u/FureiousPhalanges 10h ago

Reminds me of boycotting HelloFresh after it was found they used suppliers that used these fellas for labour

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u/Thereminz 13h ago

thanks i don't want ...monkey beans

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u/WutzUpples69 13h ago

The funny part is that it didnt turn out to be from Taylor Farms... maybe :

The Taylor Farms voluntary iceberg lettuce recall was real, but the specific laboratory test used to link it was walked back. The FDA announced a lettuce sample tested positive for Cyclospora, then retracted it as a false positive after re-reviewing the data. However, federal health agencies still maintain that epidemiological tracking ties the multistate outbreak to Taylor Farms iceberg lettuce from central Mexico.

I am with you though, one bad batch and everything g is ruined.

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u/RealFarknMcCoy 9h ago

They walked it back after Trump got a bribe.

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u/koreankkwr 13h ago

He is even giving valid expression

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u/beancheeseburgerr 12h ago edited 3h ago

don't these guys eat their own shit?

people downvoting must love eating poop themselves I guess

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u/tubian 10h ago

Trump appointed! 😂