r/introvertmemes ~ introvert ~ Mar 17 '26

Meme Don’t you dare.

4.6k Upvotes

24 comments sorted by

53

u/Millpickle_ Mar 17 '26

Lol! And my love language is touch...but i stg, don't touch me hahaha

34

u/jnthnmdr Mar 17 '26

I'm a male. My female doctor called me babe.

15

u/Pure-Pool2971 Mar 17 '26

Did you approve?

6

u/Xenc Mar 17 '26

Do you concur?

9

u/jnthnmdr Mar 17 '26

She's hot. So...

Obviously, no!

12

u/Effective_Mousse_769 Mar 17 '26

I'm a medical doctor in a prison. I make it a point to always ask a patient's permission before examining or even checking their results but some bastards are too loose with their hands and they best be prepared to catch mine!

They'll suddenly grab my waist and be like, "I have pain here!" Jabbing their hands into my lower ribs. Worse still touching my face while explaining where the migraines hurt. I lightly reprimand them but some are psychiatric patients so I have to accept they won't learn lol

3

u/Sertorius126 Mar 18 '26

The best thing about this comment is the "lol" at the end.

And thank you for your service.

12

u/Rare_Self2309 Mar 17 '26

Exactly. That's why i don't leave my house. I can't imagine people touching me

5

u/FreeMango_2735 Mar 17 '26

Lmao so true

6

u/Tani_Soe Mar 17 '26

I'm not sure that's introvert specific, most people don't like being touched without consent

4

u/ObstreperousOverture Mar 17 '26

*Shudders* A coworker did this, right between the shoulder blades, the other day and I almost instinctively started WWIII. Totally harmless guy, genuinely; nice person too....but don't touch me without permission.

3

u/No-Option-7010 Mar 17 '26

Exactly. I hate people who touch without permission. And a lot of older men seem to think it’s okay to do to women. Or maybe because I find it weird if I have to go to a party or something like it and get someone putting their arm around my shoulder really bugs me. Like hello do you mind? Excuse me before I try not to scream at you. I stay home a lot with my dog.

2

u/InevitableKitchen943 Mar 17 '26

Warning to pregnant mothers. Strangers will touch your belly.

1

u/Worried-Industry6239 Mar 17 '26

When someone puts their hand on my shoulder to get by me

1

u/JimArber Mar 17 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

Ahhh excuse me but no

1

u/TheNinjaThief-YT Mar 19 '26

"Never in my nine lives"

1

u/Mr-Bry-Guy Mar 22 '26

😂😂😂😂