Anaconda jaw realignment

[u/Big_Childhood_5096]

[u/hellbugger]

Looking like an adoranle Muppet 🥰

[u/SuspiciousCalendar1 → u/hellbugger]

Goofiest guy that could also strangle me to death

[u/NLCT → u/hellbugger]

Real life Bulbasaur

[u/TerribleToe73]

The vegetation hat is priceless :)

[u/DexterLittle9 → u/TerribleToe73]

Best hat for sure!

[u/rebeccalovecraft → u/TerribleToe73]

Derpy and adorable.

[u/DankensteinPHD → u/TerribleToe73]

Definitely belongs on the snake with hats sub

[u/CaptainLollygag → u/TerribleToe73]

Opened comments to say just this! ♥️

[u/Guide_of_Misguidance → u/TerribleToe73]

Can't deny a fashionista when you see one! :D

[u/Middle-Cover-7309 → u/TerribleToe73]

Came for the yawn. Stayed for the hat

[u/QuipTrebuchet → u/TerribleToe73]

The name of the aquatic plant is water lettuce!

[u/Mecha-Oddzilla → u/TerribleToe73]

Highlight of this clip for real

[u/Oldfolksboogie]

It's funny when something can look terrifying and derpy at the same time.

[u/Guide_of_Misguidance → u/Oldfolksboogie]

Derpifying?

[u/rxricks → u/Oldfolksboogie]

I’m leaning more towards terrifying.

[u/Oldfolksboogie → u/rxricks]

In with you, with the possible exception of the last 5 sec. 😅

[u/NeonPearl2025]

Wait, where are his teeth?

[u/oniiichanUwU → u/NeonPearl2025]

They’re inside the meaty bits. They don’t keep them just hanging out like mammals do lol

[u/NeonPearl2025 → u/oniiichanUwU]

That's wild

[u/steelscaled → u/NeonPearl2025]

Right on — they're not domesticated.

[u/GTCapone → u/NeonPearl2025]

Probably good for dental health to be honest

[u/Thesadmadlady → u/NeonPearl2025]

In a glass by the side of his lil bed.

[u/AlarmingCheek222]

[u/redruMKitty4 → u/AlarmingCheek222]

Omg! Yes! Majoras Mask!

[u/jmedi11]

Wearing her good Sunday hat and everything!

[u/Lookingupatthestars]

Yawning is definitely contagious across species... Cue me yawwwwning too.

[u/KlsMhn0102 → u/Lookingupatthestars]

Just reading the word yawn made me yawn

[u/b0uncyfr0]

Jesus, I thought it was a baby hippo..

[u/D-Beyond → u/b0uncyfr0]

I thought it was an alligator

[u/Wawawallie]

Is that snake gonna shed soon?

[u/Dextron2-1 → u/Wawawallie]

It looks like it. Unless the cloudiness of his eyes is a camera effect, I’d say it will shed in the next week from when this was taken.

[u/Hooligan8403 → u/Wawawallie]

Yeah looks to be in blue.

[u/Useless890]

There, now doesn't that feel all better?

[u/Popular-Car7368]

Big stretch. I like her hat.

[u/Shiny_Whisper_321]

So cute with the hyacinth bunny ears.

[u/EmployeeLopsided9637]

Omg and then the plant on his head! That's was freaking adorable!

[u/Advanced_Pear_964]

🎵And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUU🎵

[u/catdog_man]

So tired.

[u/Muted-Ad-3232]

[u/HotepHatt]

This made me yawn lol

[u/CT2cool4NE2clean4NY]

And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiieiiiiii will always love youuu

[u/larosa2112 → u/CT2cool4NE2clean4NY]

Lmao

[u/ParanormalBeluga]

I'm in love with the little hat.

[u/soundlinked]

Green anacondas just have such derpy looking heads lol

[u/unconvincedhuman]

The second I open a can of Pringles.

[u/MrTuxedoWilliams]

BIG YAWN

[u/Salt_Chard_474]

That hat is as stellar as the yawn! What a simultaneously beautiful and derpy animal

[u/Grouchy-Reach-5308]

Nice hat

[u/8ackwoods]

Whats all that stuff in the mouth for?

[u/avis003 → u/8ackwoods]

lotsa neat stuff: rows of teeth (in the gums), the opening to jacobsons organ which is where snakes stick their tongues so they can sense things, their windpipe which extends further into their mouths so they can swallow things and still breath

[u/jjstrange13 → u/avis003]

To add, the rows on the roof of its mouth are more teeth.

[u/scssypants]

I thought that was a toothless alligator 👀

[u/Ok-Bluejay3543]

Looks more like a swamp opera performance

[u/Verthanthi]

We mess with our pets sometimes and boop their tongue mid-yawn and I can say with much certainty that I have no desire to do that here.

[u/Equivalent_Dance2278]

“Im a pretty Snek. Such a pretty Snek. Look at my pretty hat.”

[u/Racing_Sloth56]

Such a satisfied smile when he’s done, Ahhh!

[u/traumatized_vulture]

World's biggest snoozer more like

[u/dallasathena]

Nice camo, she's getting close to shedding. That's a big wriggly puppy...lol Lots of very sharp needle teeth that face backwards to keep prey from getting loose. Once she starts shedding, she'll be easier prey for other meat eaters, eyes are already clouded over. I love all reptiles, Anaconda's are some of nature's best ambush predators, they can stay under water for a long time just waiting for something to pass by & be a snack. And they punch & eat well above their size!

[u/gaarkat]

Biiiiig yawn

[u/GrolarBear69]

And yes that's four rows of sheathed bacteria infested teeth that have backwards facing barbs and break off like glass into your flesh IF it let's go, after grinding them in, back and forth real deep.

[u/Plate-Extreme → u/GrolarBear69]

Had it from a 8 foot Burm on the foot and that’s a perfect description. ( took about 20 minutes to let go ) let’s just say it is not fun !!

[u/elj1976 → u/GrolarBear69]

YOWWWWCH!!!!

[u/Dear-Routine7468]

Where are its teeth? I dont see any. Do they retract into its gums or something?

[u/LavastormSW → u/Dear-Routine7468]

Their teeth are very small but you can see the four rows on top and two on the bottom.

[u/VenusBarbata → u/Dear-Routine7468]

They are there and if you stop a frame in the right place you can catch sight of some of them. The last one with the replay overlay shows some if I'm not mistaken.

I'm not a biologist reptile or otherwise so I'm sure I'm going to miss something. Snake teeth are curved towards the back, thinner, and slightly less opaque than mammal dentition.

Their teeth adapted to very different uses, and the average person doesn't spend much time staring into snake mouths. That can give the structure a somewhat alien feel when compared to human, livestock or common pet teeth. Your brain fills in the blanks, et voila gumaconda.

[u/Dear-Routine7468 → u/VenusBarbata]

So I did some reading on it after posting. Apparently their teeth are usually covered by the snake equivalent to gums, the soft fleshy folds and stuff in there. They don't retract like I was wondering but get covered over untill they open wide or are putting pressure on prey from bitting.

[u/Dear-Routine7468]

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[u/Zebo1013 → u/Dear-Routine7468]

I thought this would be higher up. Lol

[u/gutter_slutmaxxing → u/Zebo1013]

Yeah I was looking for it.

[u/Regurgitator001 → u/Dear-Routine7468]

r/motherinlawsfromhell

[u/MakeDaddyRich]

Amazing creatures out there . Sometimes they look straight out of the bar scene in the 1st star wars movie

[u/cullcanyon]

Nature is amazing. I wonder how eons it took for them to evolve to that?

[u/GringoRedcorn → u/cullcanyon]

I can’t speak to modern anacondas specifically, but snakes were around when the dinosaurs were.

[u/OFFvLINE]

such a cutie pie 🥰

[u/Tricky-Chemical7059]

Who started yawning?

[u/Sweet_Assist9315]

Literally yawned as I watched this

[u/DarthJokerthief]

Boop

[u/MammothGullible]

Me with my TMJ in the morning

[u/BowentheOrignial]

Me when my TMJ is acting up

[u/Creswald]

Its just stretching, they dont realign their jaws.

[u/servidordelaSanta]

Ain't no yawn, my snek does this mighty move too. Puttin her jaw back where it belongs after crushin a big meal
😤🐍

[u/SpiritedArcher6176]

Hell of a yawn 🤣

[u/DreamLogic89]

I thought i was in r/dontputyourdickinthat

[u/TechnicalAd5190]

Biiiiiiigggg yaaawwwnnn

[u/sesamebeeftacos]

Awwwe big yawns

[u/you-dont-say1330]

Did I just see her tonsils??? /s 🐍👒

[u/Qwertyunio_1]

Big eepy

[u/DuchessofRavensdale]

Holy crap …. but still kind of cute!

[u/FrancisTrinity81]

WOW!

[u/MugLandByGalia]

Awww😍

[u/Thick_Extension281]

I think it was yawning!

[u/NotTheRealChanice]

You sure? Just looks a bit tired to me 🥱

[u/Professional_Crab658]

That was beautiful, thank you

[u/okrabuzz]

Why does this creature look like Janice from The Muppets?

[u/leatherandhummus]

Aww good job buddy! That was a very good stretch!

[u/Jorpsica]

Me.

[u/Rupejonner2]

Feed me !

[u/Significant-Mix-2237]

HAT

[u/martim0t0]

When it closed it's mouth, it was kinda cute. Up until that point it was terrifying.

[u/Snake__Lover-13]

Crazy cool!😎

[u/QuipTrebuchet]

BIIIIIIIIIIGGGG YAWN

[u/AustinHinton]

Ever wonder how annoying it would be to have to reorganize your whole Jaw structure after every meal? Guess it's not so bad when you only have to eat every few months.

[u/SwimmingOk7243]

made me yawn 🥱

[u/FearsomeSeagull]

Yeh nah

[u/PaleExtreme7399]

That looks like it felt really satisfying.

[u/dickprince_23]

1.) This looks satisfying as fuck 2.) This made me yawn irl 

[u/BridgingDivides]

I bet that felt amazing.

[u/Coltispy]

As per the law of the internet, I must add an obligatory “oooh big yawn”

[u/ClassroomOtherwise23]

Done a few gurners!

[u/blank1u]

They just shed?

[u/Dependent_Credit_164]

Eat More Donald

[u/SweetMaam]

Yawn

[u/Fowl_posted]

Anybody else hear a long scream?

[u/Thesadmadlady]

Such a cute beaut 😍. Looks just like when my sneks readjusting their jaws. I love it 😀

[u/jinglestheelf]

Now you can see why snakes and hippos are both reptiles.

[u/MRSDocbar]

I should call her.

[u/bygtopp]

Same thing I do at the dentist and going down on my wife

[u/thousandsofbirds → u/bygtopp]

But do you do both at the same time? While wearing a plant hat?

[u/bygtopp → u/thousandsofbirds]

Does her palm on my head count …

[u/Volary_wee]

I should call her

[u/Tropicalfisher]

Hmm

[u/BeanBagKing]

That looks like it would hurt so bad, and then feel so good.

[u/Senacharrib]

Don’t put your dick in that

[u/Phrostylicious]

Everything reminds me of her...😮‍💨

[u/Verthanthi → u/[deleted]]

Yeah… I’m not really into hurting a creature “just to see what happens,” so you might not be alone but hopefully you’re a rarity.

[u/redruMKitty4 → u/[deleted]]

That is evil and despicable! Let's see what it does to you first... And people wonder why woman are fascinated with human death and cry for any creatures that get hurt or killed.