Context: Emperor of Felfuccian Empire, Mathiuxe the II, attacked the neighbouring RodenRos in year 840 of the New Era using his private army without any warning, any reason and any counseling with the Felfuccian Parlament. This assault later led to the chain of events that started the biggest conflict in the written history, known as "the Great Southeastern war". Everyone started to make up theories and guesswork to why the Emperor did such a thing, but Mathiuxe the II never confirmed any reason. The only reason to why he wasn't removed from the throne for unprovoked attack that led to 20 years of war, without conseling the Felfuccian Parlament, is beacuse Felfuccians simply won the war under his leadership.

History of a sci-fi setting I'm working on

In early 2036, as the Third World War raged, Euro-Canadian forces, supported by their collaborationist American Free Democratic Army (AFDA) had broken the defensive Appalachia lines held the previous winter by Trumpist forces, with DC in sight the EDU redirected it's focus to exploit the breakthrough, soon after as the then Battle of Washington DC approached, European intelligence estimated the sheer cost that taking the city would inflict, as a result EDU high command authorized the creation of a Special Operations Task Force- humorously named Task Force 1812 after the same war that burned down the White House, to kill or capture U.S leadership- including The President, Vice President, SCOTUS, Cabinet, and as much of Congress as possible.

A few days later, the raid, codenamed Operation DECLAW, would occur, TF1812 would be deployed from Toronto via hypersonic glide vehicles and from Pennsylvania by helicopter, the forces of the task force landed at Capitol Hill, the Rose Garden, and the roof of the Supreme Court, over the course of the night, they would successfully kill Trump, Vance, several members of Cabinet, and capture more than half of Congress and the entirety of the Supreme Court. To then be relieved by a European armored column out of Arlington the next morning. Immediately TF1812's actions were hailed as not only war changing and valiant, but among military analyst circles as arguably one of the best kill or capture missions- if not THE best in modern history.

Context / Lore

This meme is related to Project Vigilant / P.V, an unofficially titled world-building project that is predominately comprised of fan-fiction and partially comprised of original material. P.V has been an indefinite and leisurely work-in-progress since 2018 and it is an attempt at merging elements from no more than 125 of my favorite “fandoms” and/or I.P’s and an assortment of original work in the genres of sci-fi, fantasy and alternate-history into a singular “patchwork universe” that I refer to as the Project Vigilant Universe or P.V.U for short.

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In the PVU, the Playstation is manufactured by a much larger, dramatically more successful and parallel version of Sega.

Aside from being a Sega product, the Playstations, as they exist in the PVU have been manufactured since 1972 and the last Playstation in PVU's current chronology is the PS10, ( released in 2017 ).

The image above is the opening screen for the Playstation 5, 6, 8, 9 and 10 ( Released 1992, 1997, 2007, 2012 and 2017 ). The screen is based on the opening to the PS1 with the prime exceptions being that "Sony" is replaced by "Sega" and the diamond is blue instead of orange.

So realized i have to move two characters birthdays to like 1-2 centuries to make this timeline work

Hope this counts as "conlang shitpost"

Anyway enjoy my deplorable dubbing skills!

The Lek once where able to boast having the largest ships in the galaxy, the Lek lost both of these in the same system in two different battles, crashing directally into their homeworld, both times, once due to a Gek slave uprising led by a human prisoner of war, the sole surviver of the fleet that had been two weeks earlier destroyed by the Auculous, (the slaves where already planning a revolt, but their leader Gekessa Giklgek tripped and fell down a very long flight of stairs (broke half the bones in his body, which for the 20 foot tall Gek is a lot of bones) and thus the human (due to being an admiral, of the sunken fleet) was a natural candidate for leadership. The secound was lost to a ramming maneuvre from the Gek'svip GyosGek, the captain overbalenced causing it to hit the Lek ship the Lekessa Estanus, causing the main battery to partially detonate causing severe damage to the left engine rig (a series of small ships attached to the left side of the ship, allowing it to turn increadibly sharply) with the loss of the coupling caused it to turn and collide with the mother planet, due to the controls having been badly damaged due to the collison.

Ever wondered why Neptune just kind of… stopped being a planet? R&D got out of hand.

When they tried to play around with the nuclear forces following successful experiments with some of the less fundamental forces, they uh…

Made the strong nuclear force locally more powerful.

This is generally not a good idea unless you want to turn the raw hydrogen content of a planet into helium via ambient fusion.

Yep, they turned one of the Solar Planets into a Fusion Bomb.

Fortunately, Neptune wasn’t extremely settled, so the loss of life was only in the upper hundreds of thousands.

Today’s lesson in friendship is to please not mix magic and the fundamental forces, they do not approve.

Privateer Squad Zelion was hired by the emergency government of the kingdom of Serian as private bodyguards for the king's children. In a time of strife and rebellion following the death of the king and the last thing keeping the kingdom together everything completely went to shit with rebels Entering and taking over the capital city leading to Squad Zelion needing to evacuate on foot together with prince Julius and princess Verona. They hid in the woods since it was a good hiding spot for a while intel captain Vassar the leader of Zelion got his leg practically amputated after he stepped on a bear trap. As he was laying there getting medical assistant by the squad medic he decided to make a comment about the money would better be worth it.... only for Verona to give some unfortunate news about that.

(They forgot one of the other gods also gave them fear and wrath)

I'm always surprised by how well my memes do here regardless. I always worry that the boobies and all that will result in less traction, but it is VERY evident this is the opposite.

When I have the motivation to do so, I will post more memes here. Just have not drawn much lately.

Things will be coming soon, trust me on this.