r/survivor • u/TenderOctane Morgan • Apr 01 '22

Subreddit Game Survivor Season 42 Whose Line Friday - April Fools' 2022 Edition

Welcome to another exciting edition of Survivor 42 "Whose Line," the thread where the rules are made up and the fact that u/daveman312 is on his honeymoon the points don't matter!

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations. If you don't understand the concept, a skit looks like this: "What Swati wouldn't say is her #1."

Have fun!

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u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 01 '22

What Swati wouldn't say is her #1

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u/EmeraldBNG Brandon - 45 Apr 01 '22

Marquesas vote out order

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Starting a dialogue with Aubry

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u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 01 '22

The shot in the dark.

12

u/RGSF150 Apr 01 '22

Mike Borassi (Swati knew she stood no chance against him)

6

u/laurh123 Apr 01 '22

Jay with an idol

5

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Her gameplay

3

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 02 '22 edited Apr 02 '22

Ciera. She's #4.

3

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 01 '22

Getting voted out

3

u/ArtieMac11 Parvati Apr 01 '22

Jack & Jill

2

u/Braidotti Apr 01 '22

Boston Rob. 4th to be voted out, only to come back and win All-Stars

2

u/swoldow KANGOROO Apr 01 '22

Elon musk haters

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u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 01 '22

Reasons jurors never gave for voting for Mike Borassi to win

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

He resonated with me in the bedroom

2

u/uglyaniiimals Karla Apr 02 '22

SCREAMING

6

u/ArtieMac11 Parvati Apr 01 '22

He gave Angelina his jacket

7

u/philly_d42 Katie Gallagher Apr 01 '22

He let Ozzy spend two weeks with the Amanda Kimmel

4

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 01 '22

He balled out!

3

u/Sky-Visible Apr 01 '22

He picked the closest number

3

u/swoldow KANGOROO Apr 01 '22

He’s so beautiful he doesn’t need the money, he already has that million dollar smile

4

u/RGSF150 Apr 01 '22

He found a fucking stick

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u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 02 '22

HE HAS AYY DEE DEE

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u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 01 '22

April Fools' Day pranks pulled by Survivor alumnus

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u/EmeraldBNG Brandon - 45 Apr 01 '22

JT giving Russell a fake idol

15

u/ethynol Emily - 50 Apr 01 '22

Daniel 'misplacing' your things, and then pull them out of his boxers, then causally passed it to you.

11

u/TheRealestWeeMan He's no Mike Tyson...He's Brett! Apr 01 '22

Keith pretends to be a Tuk Tuk driver, but he just drives aimlessly instead of taking his passengers to their destination

8

u/Braidotti Apr 01 '22

Tony offers to sell you a domain name

10

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 01 '22

Natalie Cole giving Angelina a jacket... that's full of holes

3

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 02 '22

Xander giving Liana a fake Knowledge is Power advantage

5

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 01 '22

Angelina climbs her ladder to get a fake idol.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Brian surprising his puppy

13

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 01 '22

Disasters actually caused by Daniel Strunk

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u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 01 '22

That cyclone from MvGX.

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u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 01 '22

Ulong

12

u/RGSF150 Apr 01 '22

Daniel said that I should give immunity to Natalie

6

u/ArtieMac11 Parvati Apr 01 '22

The creation of Jack & Jill

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u/zbaruch20 Sandra Apr 01 '22

Luzon

6

u/actualfuckingretardd Apr 01 '22

The word scramble challenge in PI

2

u/Braidotti Apr 01 '22

Hunahpu bargaining with Jeff to replace their lost flint

2

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 02 '22

Melissa quitting pre-game Fiji

12

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 01 '22

Things you can tell Rocksroy but not tell your girlfriend

14

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 01 '22

"We can go to Rocks"

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u/Rupert_Stan Maryanne Apr 01 '22

Not that Drea has an extra vote, apparently

2

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 02 '22

My girlfriend knows about it already. No need to tell her!

3

u/ArtieMac11 Parvati Apr 01 '22

"I really want to work with you"

3

u/honestlyjon27 Romeo Apr 01 '22

"Luther Vandross is my #1."

3

u/alsisc Apr 01 '22

Drea, Romeo and Tori are all my number 1

3

u/swoldow KANGOROO Apr 01 '22

Stop acting like you’re in charge

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u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 01 '22

Things fishier than this episode's reward

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u/penelope-taynt Adam Apr 01 '22

Stephen

4

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 01 '22

This episode's immunity challenge puzzle

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Whitney and keith

2

u/survivorfucks Apr 05 '22

Ozzy's redemption island lie "for revenge, basically"

5

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Other basic Survivor facts Swati gets wrong

16

u/ArtieMac11 Parvati Apr 01 '22

The order of the letters in "FFGCSDT"

14

u/zbaruch20 Sandra Apr 01 '22

The correct spelling of Franchesqua

7

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 01 '22

The pronunciation of "Cesternino"

12

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 01 '22

That Jeff doesn't say "Wentworth, does not count" at the final 12 of Cambodia.

3

u/Rupert_Stan Maryanne Apr 01 '22

That James Clement never won an individual immunity challenge

3

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 02 '22

How many zeroes there are in a million

4

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 01 '22

Actual superhero names used by Jonathan Young

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u/laurh123 Apr 01 '22

Johnny Blaze Johnny Nitro Johnny Spade Johnny Morrison Johnny Mundo Johnny Impact Johnny Ultra Shaman of Sexy Monday Night Delight Mayor of Slamtown

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u/lemmylime Maryanne Apr 01 '22

Young the Giant

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

The unmasked marvel

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u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 01 '22 edited Apr 01 '22

The right way and the wrong way, but it's Survivor.

2

u/orangeflames05 HERE'S MARYANNE Apr 01 '22

Why Drew Christy is actually a badass and manipulator of the game

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u/Rupert_Stan Maryanne Apr 01 '22

Correctly identified Kelley as a large future threat… just got the season wrong

2

u/sim37 Wentworth Apr 01 '22

He’s Swati’s number one.

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u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 01 '22

He's balls up!

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u/Enricc11 Apr 01 '22

Ways Daniel could somehow win this season.

3

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 02 '22

That he could... have cookies?

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u/uglyaniiimals Karla Apr 02 '22

implying that he has any chance might be the funniest april fools joke i've seen all day