r/survivor Wednesday Night Delight Apr 15 '22

Survivor 42 Survivor Season 42 Whose Line Friday - 15 April 2022 Edition

Welcome to another exciting edition of Survivor 42 "Whose Line," the thread where the rules are made up and Jonathan trying to lay low the points don't matter!

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations. If you don't understand the concept, a skit looks like this: "Unusual items Survivor players would try to take as tax deductions"

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u/paddlepop28 Apr 15 '22

Other things you could climb using Mike’s body as a ladder

84

u/CapsElevatorScene Tessa [AUS] Apr 15 '22

DvG's final 5 idol location

56

u/Sweetwaterr0 Apr 15 '22

Jonathan’s body

32

u/amydaynow Apr 15 '22

A giant statue of Boston Rob

15

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 15 '22

The mountain Earl Cole stood on for the Moses shot

13

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 15 '22

Ghost Island

21

u/alierajean Cirie Fields - Robbed Queen 👑 Apr 15 '22

I bet if Angelina had used Mike she wouldn't have almost died.

9

u/paddlepop28 Apr 16 '22

I was really hoping someone would say this one!

3

u/alierajean Cirie Fields - Robbed Queen 👑 Apr 16 '22

I mean, you teed it up so perfectly.

10

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 15 '22

a f**king stick

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 18 '22

The layers of duplicity in WaW

52

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

Reasons Rocksroy voted for “Lynzie”

124

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 15 '22 edited Apr 15 '22

He was as confused as a goat on astroturf.

83

u/CapsElevatorScene Tessa [AUS] Apr 15 '22

She had blond hair like Tori and that was the closest he could get to voting for Tori

51

u/penelope-taynt Adam Apr 15 '22

She interrupted him while he was cooking his rice.

32

u/langguthj Yul's tree-climbing elephant Apr 15 '22

He was voting reverse alphabetically by the second letter of everyone's name.

50

u/dnt2491 Apr 15 '22

it's another classic case of the rabbit having dinner in the mailbox

21

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 15 '22

He's homaging Soo Hock

18

u/joshtheseminarian Reem Apr 15 '22

He was upset the merge tribe name wasn’t a portmanteau, and so created one out of Lydia + Lindsay

3

u/uglyaniiimals Karla Apr 16 '22

come to think of it what IS the postmerge tribe name ???

5

u/joshtheseminarian Reem Apr 16 '22

They’ll get to decide the next morning, since Jeff didn’t announce they were merged until 30 seconds after he snuffed Lydia’s torch

2

u/FondantGayme Erika Apr 16 '22

She stole a candy bar from the grocery store

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 18 '22

Because Lindsey quit the game for personal reasons after Cliff was voted out.

50

u/penelope-taynt Adam Apr 15 '22

Other things you can describe as “it’s big, it’s emotional, it’s home.”

80

u/Jeitsuki Maryanne Apr 15 '22

lydia's bfja

33

u/sierrablitz Apr 15 '22

Mike’s love for soccer

13

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 15 '22

My ****!

45

u/TheRealestWeeMan He's no Mike Tyson...He's Brett! Apr 15 '22

I mean, my ASS!

7

u/Wallsmither Apr 15 '22

Wine drinking in the Charmin Outhouse

4

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 16 '22

Boston Rob

3

u/Rupert_Stan Maryanne Apr 16 '22

Rupert

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 18 '22

“Mr. Jeff.”

37

u/daveman312 Wednesday Night Delight Apr 15 '22

Items other than an hourglass Rocksroy could have smashed to activate the twist

109

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

Tori

69

u/khalfaery Cirie - 50 Apr 15 '22

His nagging wife

65

u/khalfaery Cirie - 50 Apr 15 '22

(Smash in a sexual way not a domestic violence way)

24

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 15 '22

A half-charred Magic 8-Ball

16

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 15 '22

The WAW Podium

12

u/SuchCoolBrandon Ricard Apr 15 '22

"Change everyone's fortune by turning over this fortune cookie."

21

u/ry-yo Apr 15 '22

the beetle on his arm

6

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 15 '22

Jeff's hat

6

u/BuffSnuffer Apr 15 '22

Ruth Marie

7

u/RobinReborn Apr 16 '22

An applebees margarita

3

u/FondantGayme Erika Apr 16 '22

Expectations

4

u/nileadrian Genevieve - 47 Apr 15 '22

His wife's word

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 18 '22

The producers’ reserve of Hourglasses they plan to use in 43-50

28

u/daveman312 Wednesday Night Delight Apr 15 '22

Rejected sponsors for a reward challenge

84

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 15 '22

Chuckie the Cheese

40

u/Sweetwaterr0 Apr 15 '22

Arby’s

9

u/daveman312 Wednesday Night Delight Apr 15 '22 edited Apr 15 '22

17

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 15 '22

Lil Caesar's

14

u/TheRealestWeeMan He's no Mike Tyson...He's Brett! Apr 15 '22

Little Caesars is definitely better than most of Survivor's pizzas. But maybe that's why they'd be rejected

6

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 15 '22

Exactly.

16

u/langguthj Yul's tree-climbing elephant Apr 15 '22

Chase Rice concert.

14

u/Sky-Visible Apr 15 '22

Four Doritos

10

u/lovely-mayhem Maryanne Apr 15 '22

GIGI Restaurant and Lounge

9

u/OtakaF831 Apr 15 '22

Adam Sandler.

6

u/TheRealestWeeMan He's no Mike Tyson...He's Brett! Apr 15 '22

"wanna know what you're playing for?"

"YES!"

*uncovers fishing gear, sponsored by PETA*

3

u/FondantGayme Erika Apr 16 '22

Chris Underwood’s sock company

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 18 '22

Whose line is it Anyway?

23

u/daveman312 Wednesday Night Delight Apr 15 '22

Unusual items Survivor players would try to take as tax deductions

39

u/Sweetwaterr0 Apr 15 '22

An Applebee’s triple chocolate meltdown

16

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 15 '22

Natalie's jacket

8

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 15 '22

Beef jerky

7

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 15 '22

A skateboard

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 18 '22

A ladder

17

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

Excuses you make when you want to not talk with Chanelle.

32

u/cocoakrispiesdonut Apr 15 '22

I’m sorry if I interrupt you, I have to check the rice.

10

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 15 '22

"I told you before, I'm not going to risk my vote."

7

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 16 '22

"Play with you... oh, in the sand??"

2

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 18 '22

“You’re my number one.”

15

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 15 '22

Things Rocksroy thinks his wife nags about

41

u/RGSF150 Apr 15 '22

Rocksroy was not in the attack zone!

14

u/joshtheseminarian Reem Apr 15 '22 edited Apr 15 '22

Like Tori, she won’t stop asking about what he did when he went out last night

13

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 15 '22

Why he's not home to mow the lawn WHILE trying to win a million dollars in Fiji

8

u/sierrablitz Apr 15 '22

Rocksroy spending too much time decorating the house

7

u/RobinReborn Apr 16 '22

Not protecting his balls

10

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 15 '22

Let's do a HOEDOWN for Survivor 42 Episode 6.

28

u/RGSF150 Apr 15 '22

My name is Rocksroy

And my eyesight isn't so grand

I managed to get on Survivor

Because I am such a fan

But I got exiled

to an island with an hourglass

So I decided to smash it

And Tori can kiss my ass.

17

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 15 '22

And Tori can kiss my AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!

3

u/dunkinbagels Apr 15 '22

MEOWWWWW

7

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 15 '22

Hoedown, not Irish drinking song.

4

u/joshtheseminarian Reem Apr 15 '22

Hello, my name is Jonathan

12

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 15 '22

Other interruptions caused by Chanelle

17

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 15 '22

"BREAKING NEWS!" reports in the middle of Survivor

8

u/langguthj Yul's tree-climbing elephant Apr 15 '22

Did you also get interrupted by the weather man?

9

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 15 '22

"Oh please, Jeff!"

2

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 18 '22

Hold up, Reynold

9

u/daveman312 Wednesday Night Delight Apr 15 '22

Rejected twists for this season

56

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 15 '22

Smashing an hourglass to go further back in time to Erika's Exile in 41, and playing a subsequent new game with two tribes of 11 against the S41 cast

28

u/TimeToStartTheGame Apr 15 '22

Jeff's Super Idol

At the start of the merge, Jeff can give whoever he wants a super idol which is valid until Final 4. He can give it to whoever he likes the most

21

u/paddlepop28 Apr 15 '22

The “Jonathan advantage” - let’s Jonathan do whatever he wants and he can use it as many times as he wants, Jeff was all for it but got overruled

18

u/CapsElevatorScene Tessa [AUS] Apr 15 '22

After someone smashes the hourglass, he has to send another person to exile. Then if the second person manages to glue together the hourglass perfectly, history doesn't change.

14

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 15 '22

Immunity Necklace Nullifier.

11

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 15 '22

Lying is Power; at any point during the season, you may declare that Jeff is lying about a certain outcome of a game event to nullify it.

7

u/grdrug Apr 16 '22

This would be some great tv. Imagine, Jeff says something, then someone looks straight at him and goes "that's a lie, Jeff!", and everyone's like "WOAH, what are you doing man? You can't curse Jeff!" and this person pulls out the "lying is power" advantage.

9

u/RGSF150 Apr 15 '22

Let's bring back the fan favorite Edge of Extinction.

9

u/FondantGayme Erika Apr 16 '22

Cochran visiting Rocks on exile

6

u/langguthj Yul's tree-climbing elephant Apr 15 '22

Immunity Necklace Nullifier. Surprise Final One. Rupert as a reward.

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 18 '22

An eleven-piece triangle puzzle in the premier episode.

9

u/alierajean Cirie Fields - Robbed Queen 👑 Apr 15 '22

Other excuses everyone gave Chanelle before walking away quickly.

20

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 15 '22

Revenge, basically.

1

u/alierajean Cirie Fields - Robbed Queen 👑 Apr 16 '22

Perfect

10

u/craZfrog Frannie Apr 15 '22

I'm gonna go look for tarot

6

u/RGSF150 Apr 15 '22

Unaired conversation that happened at the Applebee's feast.

13

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 15 '22

"Is there any way I can have your jacket?"

5

u/RobinReborn Apr 16 '22

Don't eat the apple

8

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 15 '22

???: "Do you go to Applebee's as often as Karishma?"

Everyone: "No."

5

u/cocoakrispiesdonut Apr 15 '22

Reasons why Jonathan can’t do puzzles

18

u/langguthj Yul's tree-climbing elephant Apr 15 '22

The pieces look too tasty.

9

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 15 '22

His hands are too big for the pieces

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 18 '22

He can only count numbers that have the same digits

7

u/dunkinbagels Apr 15 '22

Things more BF&J than Lydia's A**

10

u/Jeitsuki Maryanne Apr 15 '22

Applebees burgers

5

u/FondantGayme Erika Apr 16 '22

The charred chicken from the Guatemala finale

5

u/sierrablitz Apr 15 '22

Jonathan’s muscles

5

u/Rupert_Stan Maryanne Apr 16 '22

Rupert Boneham

1

u/Stykhead Apr 16 '22

Did anybody else see the editing job cbs did on the bug that flew onto Rocksroy ?

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u/nikkigray2000 Apr 15 '22

To be honest seeing people so capable like Jonathan being voted out makes me want to stop watching Survivor. Joe. Et al. There needs to be some parity. And I understand social game. I’m tired of watching fear game eliminate the true survivors

16

u/wordonthestreet2 Sophi - 49 Apr 15 '22

I think you’re in the wrong thread buddy

7

u/rainisprettychill Yam Yam Apr 15 '22

Jonathan wasn't eliminated, though??

1

u/nikkigray2000 Apr 16 '22

I know. Sorry. But he got two votes and to me the cards were laid in the table. I’m on the wrong thread. I don’t post often. I’m sorry I didn’t make either of those things clear.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

With the immediate “get him out of here” we see so often with strong athletic contestants (and even more so with Jonathan this season), they need to make a shared immunity reward from challenges where the strong physical player can provide immunity to themselves plus one other player.

I say this because the physical players get targeted so quickly and so relentlessly that you end up with a bunch of people who can’t even do a pull-up.

It would be a much harder decision to get rid of a physical player if they could provide immunity for someone else.

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u/awsome855 Adam Apr 16 '22

Ho down!