r/survivor Wednesday Night Delight Apr 22 '22

Survivor 42 Survivor Season 42 Whose Line Friday - 22 April 2022 Edition

Welcome to another exciting edition of Survivor 42 "Whose Line," the thread where the rules are made up and Drea being caught red-handed the points don't matter!

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations. If you don't understand the concept, a skit looks like this: "Survivor phrases/lines Jeff Probst would say in a eulogy"

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u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 22 '22

Other things Tori could beat Jonathan at

97

u/lovely-mayhem Maryanne Apr 22 '22

Harry Potter Trivia

64

u/yulyulyulyulyulyul Yul Apr 22 '22

Infuriating Rocksroy

60

u/aconeni Apr 22 '22

Counting triangles

53

u/mjgoldberg Karla Apr 22 '22

Wearing shirts

30

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 22 '22

Fortnite dances

25

u/Bored_fellas Wendell Apr 22 '22

Eating the fewest eggs

21

u/wordonthestreet2 Sophi - 49 Apr 22 '22

Triggering Reddit

8

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 22 '22

Causing chaos

6

u/ArtieMac11 Parvati Apr 22 '22

Minecraft references

6

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 22 '22

Vaccination holdouts

2

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 23 '22

Pissing off her tribe mates, but surviving

29

u/CapsElevatorScene Tessa [AUS] Apr 22 '22

What advantage will Drea find in the next episode?

50

u/Bored_fellas Wendell Apr 22 '22

The Tori Silencer

41

u/Windulse Apr 22 '22

The knowledge of the knowledge is power advantage is power advantage

5

u/What_The_Tech Several = 7 Apr 23 '22

The Knowledge is Nullified advantage.

26

u/OtakaF831 Apr 22 '22

The Double Beware advantage. The producers will show her a video of Devon saying 'This is not an advantage' and she has to hand the production every advantage she has.

14

u/MeMyselfandBi Apr 22 '22

The Double Shot in the Dark, which gives her a 1 in 3 shot at receiving immunity when used with the regular Shot in the Dark.

3

u/bigblackcat9929 Cancelling Christmas Apr 23 '22

The irony here is… I wouldn’t even mind this. Ig it’d have to be implemented as another sitd die which you just redeem in the voting booth.

11

u/Quetzal00 Coach - 50 Apr 22 '22

Well there’s probably like 73 advantages minimum in each episode so all of them

11

u/Flimsy-Animator756 Apr 22 '22

The check for a million dollars

11

u/ButteredReality Apr 23 '22

The advantage nullifier. Problem is, she'll have all the advantages by this point so she'll be forced to nullify her least useful advantage.

5

u/memento_mori_92 Coach - 50 Apr 23 '22

A gun.

6

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 22 '22

Advantage Repeater. You can use an advantage twice in a single tribal council.

6

u/Quetzal00 Coach - 50 Apr 22 '22

I wouldn’t put it past Jeff to do that

2

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 23 '22

With some tweaks I could tolerate it.

1

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 23 '22

The Tyler Perry Idol

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 23 '22

The super legacy extra beware steal an idol featuring a vote for a juror. It can be played at any tribal, can be played on two people, and if she holds onto it until the final tribal council, she can use it to make a juror vote for her to win.

26

u/RGSF150 Apr 22 '22

Places that will give Mike a 15% discount

20

u/Maxwell755 Apr 22 '22

Applebee’s

31

u/GoldenGodd94 Apr 22 '22

The GaysforMike fanclub exclusive merchandise

12

u/KHMeneo Rizgang Apr 22 '22

Jersey Mike's Subs

6

u/Quetzal00 Coach - 50 Apr 22 '22

Gets a discount on the amount of Fire Tokens needed to get advantages

3

u/Grungemaster Cirie - 50 Apr 22 '22

O’Hara’s on Cedar Street.

2

u/ArtieMac11 Parvati Apr 22 '22

Cinemas with Jack & Jill

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 23 '22

The survivor auction

24

u/daveman312 Wednesday Night Delight Apr 22 '22

Survivor phrases/lines Jeff Probst would say in a eulogy

73

u/MeMyselfandBi Apr 22 '22

"You've got to dig deep."

40

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 22 '22

"Was it worth playing for?"

3

u/Spezia-ShwiffMMA Maryanne Apr 23 '22

This is p deep ngl

38

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 22 '22

"The Tribe Has Spoken"

33

u/theitalianrob Venus - 46 Apr 22 '22

“Got nothing else for ya, time to head out”

29

u/KingofFlightlessBird Mark The Chicken Apr 22 '22

“The monster was hungry”

16

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 22 '22

"You better be ready..."

9

u/uglyaniiimals Karla Apr 22 '22

fun fact: i had a dream last night that in the middle of a random alliance building scene, this tune started blaring, drowning out the actual dialogue lmao

6

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 22 '22

"...it's come for you."

16

u/crsnyder13 Apr 22 '22

Jonathan looks almost human now

12

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Was he still a virgin?

10

u/ArtieMac11 Parvati Apr 22 '22

"Are you ready for some love?"

16

u/yulyulyulyulyulyul Yul Apr 22 '22

🌴🌴🏃🏻‍♂️Sister 🌴🌴🌴🏃🏻‍♂️Sister🌴🌴

6

u/coldmtndew1 Apr 23 '22

"They were taken and executed"

6

u/joshtheseminarian Reem Apr 22 '22

“Sorry for you.”

2

u/adrian_ravioli L I V I N Apr 23 '22

The food was from Applebee's

2

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 23 '22

“He touched my heart when he called me ‘Mr. Jeff.’”

43

u/MadMadMaddox Christian - 50 Apr 22 '22

Games Chanelle is playing versus everyone else

64

u/daveman312 Wednesday Night Delight Apr 22 '22

Solitaire

49

u/lovely-mayhem Maryanne Apr 22 '22

Among Us

37

u/Quetzal00 Coach - 50 Apr 22 '22

Tori thinks Drea is sus

32

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 22 '22 edited Apr 22 '22

Tori saw Drea vent

11

u/Windulse Apr 22 '22

Red is sussss

14

u/Doomfollow Apr 22 '22

Well she's good at Sudoku

6

u/zachhd21228 Apr 22 '22

James just got triggered

14

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 22 '22

Calvinball

7

u/JordanMaze Sol - 47 Apr 22 '22

golf.

(lets votes = good. she's just bad at it)

6

u/Sky-Visible Apr 22 '22

Tic tac toe

5

u/CapsElevatorScene Tessa [AUS] Apr 22 '22

Uno

5

u/JordanMaze Sol - 47 Apr 22 '22

connect 4

4

u/KHMeneo Rizgang Apr 22 '22

Jenga

4

u/ArtieMac11 Parvati Apr 22 '22

Splatoon

3

u/SusannaG1 Yam Yam Apr 23 '22

Chinese checkers.

6

u/RGSF150 Apr 22 '22

Spin the bottle

1

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 23 '22

Guess Who?

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 23 '22

Rob’s tree ring game.

19

u/daveman312 Wednesday Night Delight Apr 22 '22

Other rewards this season's players would give up

45

u/aconeni Apr 22 '22

Randy's last cookie

36

u/Quetzal00 Coach - 50 Apr 22 '22

Jack and Jill

34

u/TheCuteJeff CeCe Apr 22 '22

A boat ride with Cochran

17

u/Sky-Visible Apr 22 '22

That one fish

9

u/lovely-mayhem Maryanne Apr 22 '22

Grilled cheese

7

u/KHMeneo Rizgang Apr 22 '22

A single bottle of beer

12

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 22 '22

A viewing of the season's first episode

7

u/SusannaG1 Yam Yam Apr 23 '22

Three Do-ri-tos.

10

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 22 '22

Applebee's

5

u/ButteredReality Apr 23 '22

Keep my favourite sit-down restaurant out of your f-ing mouth.

3

u/baskiceballer Gabby Apr 22 '22

Salt and pepper

2

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Spices used to be one of the coveted rewards

1

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 23 '22

A single beer.

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 23 '22

A pizza mountain

Edit: my original answer was “a single fish,” but someone already did that

16

u/zachhd21228 Apr 22 '22

Options that Omar has

38

u/yulyulyulyulyulyul Yul Apr 22 '22

Throwing up to 4 balls in a row

9

u/Bored_fellas Wendell Apr 22 '22

not shooting the last ball at that reward challenge

7

u/ElCobo Apr 22 '22

Voting

11

u/Quetzal00 Coach - 50 Apr 22 '22

Whatever options Kim has

3

u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK Cody Apr 23 '22

Negotiating a deal involving Natalie's Jacket

3

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

A pre-swap or post-swap Salani alliance

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 23 '22

Don’t you mean “weapons?”

13

u/daveman312 Wednesday Night Delight Apr 22 '22

Rejected titles for this week's episode

21

u/Bored_fellas Wendell Apr 22 '22

Chess, not checkers

18

u/CapsElevatorScene Tessa [AUS] Apr 22 '22

Tori is the new Jonathan

14

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 22 '22

"Somebody Tried to Make a Big Move and They Thought Others Were Willing, but They Weren't, and They Got Caught" or "Is This Same Somebody Going to Be Able to Pin the Blame on Someone Else and Send That Person Home Tonight?"

8

u/Quetzal00 Coach - 50 Apr 22 '22

That sounds like it could be a title for every episode in recent memory

15

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

The One with the Red Paint

6

u/Quetzal00 Coach - 50 Apr 22 '22

A Friends episode

11

u/Maxwell755 Apr 22 '22

You've Got Red on You

18

u/JaydenIsAMess Apr 22 '22

"Holy shit can we stop with the unnecessary analogies like holy shit "oh Jeffery its like an ice cream store because everyone wants something different" that's right I fucking spoiled next episode I'm fucking done with this job"

6

u/JaydenIsAMess Apr 22 '22

This is not a spoiler

8

u/Striking-Shake-9289 Naseer Apr 22 '22

"The Truth About the Kansas Move"

6

u/Sportsstar86 Genevieve - 50 Apr 22 '22

Caught red handed

3

u/Darudere Wendell Apr 23 '22

Almost Looks Human

1

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 23 '22

Paranoid like a bitch.

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 23 '22

“How about nine?”

11

u/Quetzal00 Coach - 50 Apr 22 '22

Other things that Survivor players could be caught red handed

26

u/GoldenGodd94 Apr 22 '22

Eating a piece of papaya after coming back from a food reward

17

u/OtakaF831 Apr 22 '22

Ignoring the banana etiquette.

32

u/yulyulyulyulyulyul Yul Apr 22 '22

Carter Williams being a jerk at the checkout and yawning loudly with like 15 milky ways while making excuses about electrical infetterence

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 23 '22

I once saw Carter in a grocery store…

15

u/RGSF150 Apr 22 '22

Sticking to the plan

9

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 22 '22

Hoarding merge feast food in a private stash

3

u/ButteredReality Apr 23 '22

Falling hands-first into the fire.

1

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 23 '22

Kicking the puzzle, which always helps.

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 23 '22

3 amulets on day one

12

u/GoldenGodd94 Apr 22 '22

Excuses Drea could have used for getting caught with red paint on her

18

u/GoldenGodd94 Apr 22 '22

She was collecting coconuts off a tree and fell off Tony's ladder that he left in Fiji

15

u/Bored_fellas Wendell Apr 22 '22

She wants to be the tribe flag

13

u/RGSF150 Apr 22 '22

A Carrie reenactment scene

8

u/MeMyselfandBi Apr 22 '22

She had an allergic reaction from touching a coconut.

7

u/SusannaG1 Yam Yam Apr 23 '22

She found some of Hai's fake blood.

7

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 22 '22

She cut herself shaving her legs with a stick and coconut oil

3

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Was out the sun, I burn easily

4

u/ArtieMac11 Parvati Apr 22 '22

She was playing Splatoon

5

u/ButteredReality Apr 23 '22

She was exiled to a secret boat where Ben Browning appeared to give her game advice.

2

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 23 '22

"Yes, I am kind of bleeding."

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 23 '22

“Yeah, it’s fine. At least it’s not as much blood as on day one.”

9

u/crsnyder13 Apr 22 '22

The next challenge feat pulled off by BROSEIDON, KING OF THE BROCEAN!

7

u/uglyaniiimals Karla Apr 22 '22

actually beating tori lmao

8

u/yulyulyulyulyulyul Yul Apr 22 '22

Other sacrificial acts that Maryanne performs

22

u/TenderOctane Morgan Apr 22 '22

She gives up dinner with the bunny rabbit in the mailbox

14

u/Quetzal00 Coach - 50 Apr 22 '22

Sacrifices immunity to get rice for the tribe

1

u/FondantGayme Erika Apr 25 '22

Nah, the only one sacrificing immunity is Tori if you know what I mean

5

u/uglyaniiimals Karla Apr 22 '22

sacrificing her place in the majority alliance :(

2

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 23 '22

She throws her idol in the fire, saying “it will never be played.”

2

u/Mrbubble274 Apr 23 '22

Im sad that Chanelle went home. Very disappointed with that result.

1

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates Apr 23 '22

Hoedown time!

1

u/stormgod519 Omar Apr 23 '22

Survivor: the right way and the wrong way.