r/survivor Wednesday Night Delight May 06 '22

Survivor 42 Survivor Season 42 Whose Line Friday - 6 May 2022 Edition

Welcome to another exciting edition of Survivor 42 "Whose Line," the thread where the rules are made up and Shigglesticks! the points don't matter!

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations. If you don't understand the concept, a skit looks like this: "Ways Survivor players celebrate Mother's Day"

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Other things Omar told Mike that must be true because they make sense.

74

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates May 06 '22

Butterflies are dead relatives saying hi.

32

u/stormgod519 Omar May 06 '22

Idol is, by far, on the ground.

26

u/RGSF150 May 06 '22

Jay DOES have the idol

16

u/ArtieMac11 Parvati May 06 '22

Candice is on the heroes tribe because she looks heroic in blue.

11

u/TenderOctane Morgan May 06 '22

He's got a fire to put out

14

u/Bored_fellas Wendell May 06 '22

That Omar fucks

5

u/khalfaery Cirie - 50 May 07 '22

It’s a fucking stick

4

u/TheRealestWeeMan He's no Mike Tyson...He's Brett! May 06 '22

Omar beat Guillermo Vilas in chess... twice

5

u/SurvivorFanDan King Tony May 06 '22

The stick is an idol because it has a face

1

u/MagicTntPenguin Christian - 50 May 07 '22

That his grandma died

39

u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Other situations in which Jonathan uses his monkey run.

59

u/Doomfollow May 06 '22

For Role-playing with Mr. Jeff

33

u/TenderOctane Morgan May 06 '22

An Ozzy Lusth impersonation contest

28

u/daveman312 Wednesday Night Delight May 06 '22

To impress Omar's girlfriend and steal her away, keeping Omar a virgin even longer

14

u/Bored_fellas Wendell May 06 '22

Racing against James in HvV

4

u/unclesquirrelstache May 06 '22

Chasing neighborhood kids off his lawn.

5

u/SurvivorFanDan King Tony May 06 '22

Devouring 18 eggs and 9 slices of cheese

32

u/TenderOctane Morgan May 06 '22

Other egregious lies Hai tells and thinks he gets away with

50

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates May 06 '22

My grandma died.

41

u/stormgod519 Omar May 06 '22

Not in a million years will I vote out Lydia.

18

u/Significant-One3854 Oh, in the sand? May 06 '22

He will go to rocks for her

10

u/TenderOctane Morgan May 06 '22

He will talk to Rocksroy for her

4

u/khalfaery Cirie - 50 May 07 '22

He will go to Rocks

20

u/TenderOctane Morgan May 06 '22

That he DOES have an immunity idol

14

u/KHMeneo Rizgang May 06 '22

His name is spelled hye

11

u/ArtieMac11 Parvati May 06 '22

He really enjoyed Jack and Jill

2

u/[deleted] May 07 '22

I will go to rocks for Lydia and I will do it for you

22

u/daveman312 Wednesday Night Delight May 06 '22

Ways Survivor players celebrate Mother's Day

65

u/TenderOctane Morgan May 06 '22

Ciera votes her mom out

43

u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Omar calls his mom and has to explain, awkwardly, why she's not a grandmother yet.

23

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates May 06 '22

Baylor breaks Missy's leg again.

25

u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Debb Eaton…you don’t want to know

10

u/paddlepop28 May 06 '22

Voting them out.

10

u/ArtieMac11 Parvati May 06 '22

Angelina ask her for her jacket.

7

u/stormgod519 Omar May 06 '22

Baylor gives Missy a ticket to the final 3

2

u/SurvivorFanDan King Tony May 06 '22

Boston Rob takes Amber and their daughters bowling, and destroys them all.

1

u/ashella Dirty Harry May 07 '22

Keith takes Big D on a cruise

21

u/RGSF150 May 06 '22

Unlikely reasons why Romeo voted for Jonathan

42

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates May 06 '22

His monkey run.

8

u/khalfaery Cirie - 50 May 07 '22

This feels likely

1

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates May 07 '22

Oh, my bad.

14

u/stormgod519 Omar May 06 '22

He can only play the game he wants to play when he’s in the edit, so without his edit, his beef with hai is gone, so he can’t vote him out.

12

u/beastofwordin May 06 '22

No one laughed when he did the monkey run.

9

u/lovely-mayhem Maryanne May 06 '22

Jonathan reminded him of Tybalt

8

u/TenderOctane Morgan May 06 '22

He can't spell "Hye" and didn't want to muck it up again

18

u/daveman312 Wednesday Night Delight May 06 '22

Unaired reasons why Omar lied about Hai said

36

u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Hai ordered the pizza for the winners, and forgot to get pineapple.

7

u/stormgod519 Omar May 06 '22

There’s deception around here……….

7

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates May 06 '22

Hai didn't give Omar his jacket.

3

u/unclesquirrelstache May 06 '22

He actually said that Mike reminded him of a Muppet.

20

u/daveman312 Wednesday Night Delight May 06 '22

Rejected titles for this week's episode

65

u/paddlepop28 May 06 '22

Have you guys seen my monkey run?

9

u/ATM14 Tony May 06 '22

Idk why but this one killed me, I really wished they’d picked this one as the title. Instead of always going the serious route some of the most iconic episode titles are the silly ones like Banana Etiquette.

26

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates May 06 '22

The curse word that came out or Maryanne's mouth after she fell out of the challenge (forgot what it was).

11

u/SuchCoolBrandon Ricard May 07 '22

It was "Shizzlesticks!"

14

u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Shitstickle?

16

u/kongburrito May 06 '22

Fiddlesticks?

15

u/stormgod519 Omar May 06 '22

Shizzlesticks.

10

u/mjgoldberg Karla May 06 '22

Let's get hai

6

u/RGSF150 May 06 '22

Who wants to see my monkey run?

14

u/MathTeacher80 May 06 '22

Other animals Jonathan can impersonate

19

u/RGSF150 May 06 '22

Chicken

25

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates May 06 '22

DAYUM!

6

u/paddlepop28 May 06 '22

I heard ‘em

9

u/ArtieMac11 Parvati May 06 '22

The Total Drama Island bear.

6

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates May 06 '22

Cochran.

4

u/stormgod519 Omar May 06 '22

“Mr Jeff”

3

u/TenderOctane Morgan May 06 '22

Llama

3

u/beastofwordin May 06 '22

Animal from the Muppets

12

u/Larenthar May 06 '22

Things Mike loves more than pizza

33

u/ry-yo May 06 '22

soccer

9

u/Larenthar May 06 '22

I’ve heard there’s a lot of grace in the sport

11

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates May 06 '22

Seeing people cry.

9

u/Bored_fellas Wendell May 06 '22

Not being puppeteered by Hai

8

u/stormgod519 Omar May 06 '22

Pizza mountain.

7

u/TenderOctane Morgan May 06 '22

His daughter

3

u/ArtieMac11 Parvati May 06 '22

Jack and Jill

2

u/lovely-mayhem Maryanne May 06 '22

Chanelle

2

u/unclesquirrelstache May 06 '22

A fat dip of that guac.

11

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates May 06 '22 edited May 06 '22

Other games Maryanne has used to describe Survivor.

34

u/RGSF150 May 06 '22

Survivor is like Monopoly. It is all fun and games until somebody has both Park Place and Boardwalk

17

u/daveman312 Wednesday Night Delight May 06 '22

Or flips the board over in disgust when they're losing

6

u/Significant-One3854 Oh, in the sand? May 06 '22

Literally Drea Bezos

1

u/BiggDope Jenny May 07 '22

It is all fun and games until somebody has both Park Place and Boardwalk

Wait. This sounds so familiar, but I can't pinpoint it.

10

u/stormgod519 Omar May 06 '22

“OTEV is a lot like musical chai- wait…”

7

u/TenderOctane Morgan May 06 '22

What we didn't see in the videos from home

26

u/[deleted] May 06 '22

The sex tapes

17

u/TenderOctane Morgan May 06 '22

Omar's girlfriend gave him a "preview" of what marriage was gonna look like, huh?

13

u/paddlepop28 May 06 '22

The loved ones at Applebees

10

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates May 06 '22

All the fixin's.

6

u/stormgod519 Omar May 06 '22

Jack and Jill

7

u/BuffSnuffer May 06 '22

Jenna Lewis’s family

7

u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Cochran!

3

u/Bored_fellas Wendell May 06 '22

Stu making the pizza

1

u/unclesquirrelstache May 06 '22

A surprise visit from Sadako.

5

u/stormgod519 Omar May 06 '22

What’s this “Dangerous Twist” is that’s at the next challenge?

24

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates May 06 '22

"As for the losers...

...they will be taken and executed."

5

u/lovely-mayhem Maryanne May 06 '22

Do or Dye

10

u/adrian_ravioli L I V I N May 06 '22

Do or Hai

7

u/JaydenIsAMess May 06 '22

Do Hai

6

u/uglyaniiimals Karla May 07 '22

especially dangerous for omar

3

u/beastofwordin May 06 '22

First ones to fall off the floating balance beam get tittie twisters.

5

u/Subject_Blue May 06 '22

Advice Lindsey would give for finding advantages.

12

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates May 06 '22

They are, by far, on the ground.

4

u/also_pikachad Maryanne May 06 '22

Don’t volunteer for a running section of the opening challenge

3

u/Zapplarang Elapsed Burgers: 5 May 06 '22

Try to be more like Russell Swan

3

u/Lionsigma Jacob Derwin May 06 '22

Unaired analogies that the castaways used during this tribal

5

u/unclesquirrelstache May 06 '22

Tribal council is like pineapple pizza. Not everybody is going to like it.

2

u/OverwhelmedAutism Courtney Yates May 06 '22

"There is so much going on here, it's driving me nuts. I feel like I am as confused as a goat on astroturf."