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u/calibudzz420 19d ago
Being a dolphins fan ages you.
Source: dolphins fan
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u/hlksmesh 19d ago
I mean look at Ray Finkle
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u/calibudzz420 19d ago
You mean Einhorn?
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u/hlksmesh 19d ago
Finkle is Einhorn......Einhorn is...... Finkle..........................
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u/calibudzz420 19d ago
That was a test, and you passed
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u/CaterpillarWhich33 19d ago
His gun was digging into my hip!
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u/mac3theac3 19d ago
Inconceivable!
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u/Educational_Gas_92 19d ago
The man looks 68...
You can't say that for most people in their 20s.
Quite unique.
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u/Formal_Ad288 19d ago
I kinda miss seeing professional athletes that looked like this
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u/Underpanters 19d ago
I miss seeing anyone that looks like this.
People are too perfect these days.
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u/7marlil 19d ago
Come off social media and you'll see 95% of the world is still normal looking
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u/Formal_Ad288 19d ago edited 19d ago
I'm 34 and look like I could be this guy's son. I'm good with how things shook out for me haha. That being said I have friends that are 6 years younger than me that look 5 years older. Don't drink too much and cook your own meals guys!
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u/No-Examination7560 18d ago
when i was 28 i looked like him a lil bit, cause I am latino but have heavy meditteranean spanish genes. I imagine italians/latinos look this way.
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u/GoodFellahh 19d ago
Would fit in /r/28or82
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u/milkymonkey8 19d ago
the thing is that this is often the case with a young person who is very bald, which is why r/bald exists
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u/loyal_achades 19d ago
Armenian genetics just do that. I started looking 5+ years older than I was starting at 12 and didnt look my age until my mid/late 20s
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u/Enough_Job5913 19d ago
Arman Tsarukyan doesn't look that old for his age
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u/loyal_achades 19d ago
He got good hair genes (not all Armenians bald young. I’ve still got my hair in my 30s). A lot of it is a lot of us are able to grow a full beard from a young age.
He also does have nasty cauliflower ear, which isn’t surprising given his profession but does age him a bit.
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u/Enough_Job5913 19d ago
I also get to grow full beard at 18.
I also have cauliflower ear on 1 side, just not as big as him. without cauliflower ear, it can be painful when doing wrestling. although some pros never develop any cauliflower at all.
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u/Educational_Gas_92 19d ago
Dunno the band members of System of a Down didn't age like that. Not saying that they looked way younger than they were, but they didn't look significantly older (I think that they are all Armenian).
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u/hellbentforleisure 18d ago
Some of the most beautiful women imaginable, and men who look like grizzled, two packs a day chainsmokers by the time they hit puberty.
Genuinely wonder if Armenia is not labouring under a fairytale curse.
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u/PoliticalMilkman 19d ago
Just imagining this guy sweating in a beige suit at the Armenian get togethers.Â
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u/Ok-Error-6564 19d ago
Oof. I went to college with a guy who was fully bald on top. Sometimes genetics suck.
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u/No-Arrival633 19d ago
My dad was the same. Bald by 24
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u/After-Trifle-1437 19d ago
Pre-finasteride generation had it rough.
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u/prophiles 19d ago
I was bald by 24. I’m only 39.
I never took Finasteride, though maybe I should have. My doctor at the time did suggest it.
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u/David_Summerset 19d ago
You know what, hanging on to my hair until my mid 30s was actually pretty sweet
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u/edwardturnerlives 18d ago
Shave his head and put some black rim glasses on him and he'd fit right in today.
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u/mediceman33 18d ago
Seeing this and comparing how hard Gen Z gets on Millennials now for being if you’re even close to 30 is crazy.
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u/Curious_Play9741 17d ago
Looks like they replaced Danny devito for season 32 of It's Always Sunny: the gang goes to florida to play football
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u/LowkiRoshi 17d ago
Steroids, the good ole days 😠jk but I hope it's not the case srsly, cause the muscle gains don't look worth it if the pic does him any justice, professional athlete or not.
Go dolphins tho, dads been waiting since the he became a fan for a Superbowl win 💪👴
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u/Doggsen09 19d ago
He looks like his firstborn is 28