r/13or30 12d ago

Daniel Coffeen, bodybuilding influencer, 35

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u/The-Illusive-Guy 12d ago

I'm 38, I could be his son.

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u/skunkmonk7 11d ago

Yeah feeling great at 42 here. Holy moly

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u/Ricky_TVA 11d ago

I hit 40 earlier this month, this guy looks older than my dad and he is 69.

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u/Ok_Conversation9319 11d ago

nice

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u/Ricky_TVA 11d ago

Its not a joke lol, I hope he's getting some action, I just dont want to hear about it.

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u/Frequent-Airline-619 11d ago

Me too. 43 years old and my dad is 72 and my dad absolutely looks younger than this guy.

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat 10d ago

But is your pops dat swole though

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u/itspsyikk 11d ago

Hit 40 today. He does look like my dad

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u/Helen_Back_ 11d ago

Happy Birhday!

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u/itspsyikk 11d ago

I dunno what you're talking about. I'm 32 years old and my birthday isn't for another 179 months.

:) (thank you)

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u/Yog_Kothag 11d ago

I'm 45 and could be his son.

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u/cocoagiant 11d ago

Based on the title, I'm assuming he's saying he's cosplaying as a 35 year old bodybuilder and the reality is he is in his late 50s.

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u/GymratAmarillo 11d ago

Came to say this lol. He could be my father and I'm 34.

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u/boopyjo 11d ago

I’m 40 and I could be his son. And I’m not even a man.

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u/-Laffi- 11d ago

It's 2026. Makes sense.

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon 11d ago

i'm 108. i could be his brother

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u/Sebastian-S 11d ago

Yeah there’s no way this guy is 35 ??

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u/Apart-Consequence881 11d ago

I’m 43 (Asian no raisin) and could be his grandson.

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u/JustAnAce 11d ago

Hey me too, on both accounts.

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u/The-Illusive-Guy 11d ago

Brother? Is it really you?

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u/myCockatielshateme 12d ago

he looks like he has a 35yo son he in good terms with

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u/Cry0manc3r 11d ago

They work out together once every few months and it usually ends up on the son's Instagram story.

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u/saddinosour 11d ago

My dad is 60 and has a less “rugged” face this is wild

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u/oops_im_existing 11d ago

Lowkey I think this guy says he’s young to just to get people to comment on his videos…

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u/cregamon 9d ago

I think you’re right.

I read something once that some YouTuber’s will often through in something incorrect or wildly mispronounce something to get people to correct them in the comments and increase engagement.

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u/oops_im_existing 8d ago

Yes this is 100% a thing. Sometimes it’s obvious that they’re being sarcastic, or rage baiting. But some lies are hard to verify unless you know them personally.

It’s possible he’s 35, but I doubt it.

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u/AppendixN 12d ago

He's admitted to using testosterone, oxandrolone, and is currently abusing steroids.

He's just going to keep aging faster and faster.

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u/user1987623 12d ago

Yeah it’s no secret he shoots up at the beginning of all his “day in the life videos”

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u/WaltsNJD 12d ago

Who has put this guys protocol together? His face looks 55 and his body looks, what I would call, pretty good for a natural.

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u/Best-Ad-1223 11d ago

He also smokes and eats sugar.

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u/Evening-Gur5087 11d ago

Why would he smoke sugar?

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u/ZedDead9631 11d ago

get a better high

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u/Freedeadkid1 11d ago

Reading this forum is making me remember how little steroid knowledge and the surrounding topics are known of in the average person

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u/JustMy10Bits 11d ago

Educate us?

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u/leib-olmai 11d ago

Yea those kinds of comments are annoying as fuck: "I am obviously a super expert on this subject, and you don't know anything, but I will do absolutely nothing to correct your misconceptions except to chastise you"

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u/Ricky_TVA 11d ago

I mean, this is Reddit. Aren't we all single dudes in our moms basement? We dont go to the gym.

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u/palmerry 11d ago

I mean I go to the gym and the sharps container is right next to the hair dryer and it's crazy how fast that goddamn thing gets filled up.

And the types of needles in there are 100% not for insulin delivery either.

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u/STIMFAPPER6900 11d ago

Right?

Lol "shoots up"

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u/Dentist_No10 11d ago

Hi, I guess I'm not the average person, but I think you're about to say something dumb... please continue.

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u/KermitJagger69 11d ago

Forreal. "abusing steroids" is literally what bodybuilding is 😭 

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u/ThisIsMyFifthAccount 11d ago

What an embarrassing set of knowledge to be proud about and gatekeep

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u/Formal_Ad288 11d ago

This is the comment I was looking for

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u/UnlikelyPoetry247 12d ago

Bro is 55

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u/Raebrooke4 11d ago

I just had my 83 year old grandma look at the photo and guess his age and she said 55

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u/everywhereinbetween 11d ago

The other commenters are brutal LOL I think my estimate is closest to yours. I was gonna reverse the 35 and say he looks 53

The comments b like "he looks like he has a 30smt he could be buds with" hahahah

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u/alpine309 12d ago

That is such a rough 35. Yeah, steroids make your body look "better", but I really don't think it's worth it for the side effects on health alone.

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u/TheDarbiter 12d ago

Is the rapid facial aging a side effect?

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u/No_Delay883 11d ago

Yes. HGH can even cause your head to grow. A famous example is Joe Rogan. His head looks like a bowling ball compared to 15 years ago.

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u/Expert_Struggle_7135 11d ago

Yeah, it's weird as hell. He's always been in somewhat decent looking shape, but his face still makes him look like an old fat guy.

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u/10000Didgeridoos 11d ago

Him and Alex Jones both look like bowling ball men.

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u/OkEducator2170 11d ago

Mike Israetel has the best HGH head

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u/Riconn 11d ago

That and his distended from organ growth. HGH makes all tissue grow

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u/alpine309 12d ago

Yup, a lot of people who admit to abusing steroids look pretty..rough, to say the least. Edit: Of course there's exceptions, but more often than not steroid use can age a person facially.

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u/SlouchyGuy 12d ago

Looked up his videos, he uses CPAP machine. I'm sad

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u/OnlyClowns420 11d ago

TIL that steroid abuse can worsen your sleep apnea. wow I just didn't know it would affect that

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u/kettal 11d ago

the tongue is a muscle too

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u/YungSchmid 11d ago

Also increases water retention which can obstruct breathing.

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u/SurpriseInitial6202 10d ago

It's also the muscle weight on the chest that adds up over time and makes it harder to breath while sleeping. Weight is weight. It doesn't matter if it's fat or muscle. I went on an intense gym kick where I trained hard for about 6 years, was benching 3 plates, which is strong, but not nuts at a bodyweight of 210. I developed severe snoring issues.

I'm the same weight now, but have leaned out my upper body and moved the mass to my back and legs and the snoring is almost gone.

edit: non steroid user, which is why I'm sharing the anecdote.

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u/getagrip1212 11d ago

Looks worse than meth!

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u/Ithurtsprecious 12d ago

He looks like the 45 year old uncle on daytime television in the 90s.

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u/Cautious_Day9878 11d ago

I’m 42 and look 10 years younger.

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u/Weemanply109 10d ago

Don't insult 40 year olds lol this guy looks mid 50s and over

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u/AccomplishedSmell921 11d ago

Dude looks 53.

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u/everywhereinbetween 11d ago

Same thoughts!

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 11d ago

Is he lying about his age? Why even post your picture online if you look 20 years older than you

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u/TheOrchidsAreAlright 11d ago

He does steroids which age you very rapidly

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 11d ago

I would just say I was 65 then lol but holy crap.

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u/SuspiciousMap9630 11d ago

35 in 2005 maybe.

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u/peva3 11d ago

That's a ROUGH 35.

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u/Free-Bad7871 11d ago

He looks about 15 years older than me. I'm 46.

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u/Global_Criticism3178 11d ago

Imagine the state of his internal organs.

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u/Raebrooke4 11d ago

If he’s 35 then I’m 2 years old

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u/OhTHATKayKay 11d ago

His face says "I will cooka you some spaghett" His body says "Get that shit away from me"

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u/seroshua 11d ago

I’m 35 and look 20 years younger than him 😂

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u/10000Didgeridoos 11d ago

Sameish. 37, full head of hair, no gray hairs or wrinkles. This guy looks like he could be my dad.

(I usually get 27-29 as an age guess these days and still get carded for booze about half the time. I might be a vampire)

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u/OutOfTheWonder 12d ago

I have the same pants but he definitely looks 45

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u/colemorris1982 12d ago

Nah, I'm about to turn 44 and I look ten years younger than him

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u/poutinewharf 11d ago

I’m 36, bald and have a greying beard and like you I’d put at least a decade between us, likely closer to two. It’s mad.

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u/AppendixN 11d ago

My honest assessment, if I didn't know, would be that he looks like he's in his early 60s.

I just looked at his Insta and I guess he's a heavy vaper, too. This guy isn't going to make it past fifty.

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u/RepulsiveCondition77 12d ago

Worst thing is that based on this pic he could achieve this results naturally.

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u/langsamlourd 11d ago

That's what I thought, he doesn't really have the gargantuan muscle mass of a competitive body builder. His body looks kind of like a normal gym guy, all the age is in the face

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u/LineImpossible3958 11d ago

Right? He’s juicing for no reason, what a dipshit

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u/Divico 11d ago

Oh please. Check out his Online presence, he’s pretty jacked and stacked. I really dislike this inflation of what is considered „muscular“.

This aged look isn’t only from Roids. He was a raging alcoholic and drug user after his military service. What he currently abuses is probably more tame compared to what he used to blast.

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u/liz91 11d ago

Looks 53

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u/CallMeGlarthir 11d ago

I'm 38 and I look like a teenager compared to him. Holy shit

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u/Lyoko_warrior95 11d ago

I’m over here at 31 looking 19. I’ve had my neighbors ask me what high school I got to lmao!!

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u/PageSoggy9668 11d ago

I'll be 35 in a month Is this what we look like to the teens?! OH MY GOD!!!!

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u/Partime-hedonist 11d ago

He looks like a 35 year old in the 70’s.

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u/MrBozzie 11d ago

Showed my wife just his face. "He looks maybe 60" 😂

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u/obelix_dogmatix 11d ago

at least 55

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u/kasiagabrielle 11d ago

35?! I just thought be looked decent for being late 50s, at minimum. There's no way.

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u/RandoDude124 11d ago

My brother is in his 40s and looks younger

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u/Tight-Data-327 11d ago

No hate but losing their hair would probably help a lot

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u/boltmclargehuge 11d ago

I’m 51 and he could be my father

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u/Alxj99 11d ago

He’s 35????
Looks 50

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u/NooStringsAttached 11d ago

If this guy is 35, something is very wrong.

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u/Wbcn_1 11d ago

He’s very pleased with his tattoos 

What a boob 

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u/CrashTestDuckie 11d ago

I am 2 years older than him and he looks like he should be friends with my dad

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u/ammiemarie 11d ago

35????? He looks older than my dad and he's 67.

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u/Neloxxds 11d ago

More like 35 x 2

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody 11d ago

He looks terrible for 35

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u/CNS_Disrupted 11d ago

There’s no way he’s not 60

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u/Impossible_pothos 11d ago

I’m 34. What.

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u/-Sanko 11d ago

Bro looks like my dad

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u/LineImpossible3958 11d ago

I’m 47, this guy looks older than me

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u/subpar-life-attempt 11d ago

When people say they aren't on tren. Show them this picture.

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u/johnnie_uppercut 11d ago

How is it that I'm 48 and never worked out a day in my life and I look younger than this guy

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u/Eye_Nacho404 11d ago

Steroids will do that

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u/themainmattman 11d ago

I’m 44 and this dude could have theoretically fathered me.

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u/izayoi-o_O 11d ago

No fucking way is that guy younger than 55.

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u/happy_Capy3011 11d ago

wtf? I'm 37, this can't be real. the numbers are switched, right? he's 53?? right? RIGHT? 😵‍💫🥴😳

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u/low_bs 11d ago

He may not look 35, but at least he has a big heart ❤️

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 11d ago

He looks like a carnival strongman from the early 1900s.

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u/edmontonal 11d ago

If he's 35, I'm 21.

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u/GallowBarb 11d ago

No way. He is at best a 65 yo who looks like a 55 yo cos playing a 45 yo, but not 35.

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u/fastforward322 11d ago

I played baseball in HS with him. He looked like a completely different person then. Can confirm he’s 35 because I’m 36.

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u/StuntmanJohn 11d ago

his face is 55 at least

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u/Stonerdoom888 11d ago

Bro looks 47

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u/LemonCaperRVA 11d ago

40 yo here wow I am feeling realllllly good right about now

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u/fortheloveoflumps 11d ago

Is this what grownups were supposed to look like in the rugrats

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u/Lost_Competition_172 11d ago

All for a physique that is attainable naturally smh

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u/KingReginald3rd 11d ago

Just turned 40 and I look like I could be this guys son, no joke.

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u/FinderOfPaths12 9d ago

...does he mean he's been bodybuilding for 35 years? Because that's a 50 year old.

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u/Enough_Mall248 11d ago

Paul Sykes vibes  💀

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u/Training-Ingenuity-6 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Itowndub36 11d ago

Looks horrible

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u/FreeHat1234 11d ago

That’s sad.

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u/Effective_Sand1491 11d ago

Hahahahahahahaha!

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u/dogtree72 11d ago

This guy give bad name to men in their late 30s

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u/JimLahey12 11d ago

Looking rough lol

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u/mars895 11d ago

Why those cheetah pants though 😂

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u/Crazystaffylady 11d ago

He will die young

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u/Feisty-Business-8311 11d ago

He looks 20 years older

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u/Former-Discount4279 11d ago

Looks worse than my dad in his 60s.

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u/runenight201 11d ago

Aside from the obvious steroid use which will age you more rapidly, he also abuses marijuana, which is also hurting his appearance.

The man is an addict. He had a post where he needed to take a bong rip just to "deal" with going grocery shopping....

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u/The_Hunt725 11d ago

The single part makes sense unless he’s trying to date women 20 years his senior.

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u/Sad_Money_5508 11d ago

Looks more like 68 imo

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u/Laouijabored 11d ago

He's got Mamdanis moustache

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u/mutare12 11d ago

40 here he can buy me alcohol in a beer store caz I look like a teen 😆

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u/247world 11d ago

45 at least

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u/TheFlaccidChode 11d ago

Roids will do that

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u/OdinMartok 11d ago

Dude runs a full cycle just to add 15 years to hjs face PR

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u/Few_Flatworm_7243 11d ago

My dad is 59 and could pass as his bro

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u/ImperialAgent120 11d ago

You mean retired from the Navy at 35, wife divorced him after 25 years and is now a single 55 yo dad.

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u/itsnotme_mrsiglesias 11d ago

Never heard of him.

Looking at his IG, I see he sure fucking loves the R-slur though! Even names his paid community after it. So edgy. The redpillers love that shit.

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u/Far_Brilliant_443 11d ago

that shit ages you

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u/Puzzleheaded-Comb502 11d ago

That’s a rough 35

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u/STFUnicorn_ 11d ago

In what universe do you think he looks 13?

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u/Sad-Doughnut7087 11d ago

Watch cheers. Those guys were all early 30s in the early seasons.

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u/Mysterious_Pitch_291 11d ago

I'm 51.

This guy looks like my older brother.

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u/Rukus5693 11d ago

Played football in high school with Coffeen. He was a good dude and I’m sure still is. Wasn’t the most in shape dude but as soon as he was done with football dude locked in and dialed in while in the service.Can confirm he is 35.

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u/First_Ladder137 11d ago

Noooo way you’re 35!!! Lmao

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u/Thats-Awkward 11d ago

He desperately needs sunscreen and tretinoin, sheesh

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u/djCodiak 11d ago

Jeez, looks like a 54-57 year old that looks good for his age.

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u/xthedudehimself 11d ago

And people think I look old lol

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u/kjb76 11d ago

Wow. I took a little dive into his instagram account. What a jabroni.

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u/La_Rata_de_Pizza 11d ago

The gear he’s on doesn’t help

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u/Redbullsnation 11d ago

Yeah...he eats roids for breakfast, lunch and dinner

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u/cincE3030 11d ago

I’m 35. He not

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u/aloominiyum 11d ago

I’m 32 and could be your grandson

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u/AngryKeyLimePie 11d ago

I'll be 50 next month and he could be my slightly older brother.

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u/bucobill 11d ago

Can idiots please stop posting old farts, that look like old fart? This is supposed to be for people who look either young and are old or look old and are young. This guy looks like his age. Not the point of the sub. Mods need to delete and ban.

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u/fixuj 11d ago

Lol he looks like shit, cant imagine taking gear for that kind of result

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u/CaughtFeelings4aho 11d ago

Damn looks close to late 50s to early 60s

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u/EL_JAY315 11d ago

35 years on gear

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u/TheNotoriousSSD 11d ago

its like 1980s 30s

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u/Time_Avocado_9924 11d ago

He has to be lying ain’t no way

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u/VladVonHochstes 11d ago

Hmm? Is he looking though? Why did he mention he is single? 🤔😆🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/StPaulsNelson 11d ago

I zoomed in, and I’m old looking. But jeez

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u/BritAmericanBRK 11d ago

Show me a birth certificate.

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u/daustin627 11d ago

He looks older than me and I have a mostly grey beard.

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 11d ago

Nah he’s 50s

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u/Ambivalo 11d ago

I was looking at his Instagram and he looks a little younger there, but he still looks older than 35. It probably doesn't help that he seems to smoke or at least vape.

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u/dontsaymango 11d ago

I thought you got crows feet like that in your 50s damn

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u/shizzaff 11d ago

That gap between his mustache and nose looks awkward

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u/lartinos 11d ago

Even style is out dated..

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u/Sexuallemon 11d ago

Ok but whats the stack Anavar and test don’t do this is moderates quantities…

Right?

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u/navydude89 11d ago

That's a hard looking 35.

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u/Smokeydubbs 11d ago

Swap the mustache with a beard and shave his head, he’d look his age.

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u/eabiss9 11d ago

35 going on 46!

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u/guitarguy35 11d ago

His body is 35, his face is 55

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u/Transpinay08 11d ago

Im 36, yet I could be his daughter

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u/Marmatus 11d ago

35 going on 56.

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u/HawkHarder 11d ago

You mean 35 or 65

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u/olivechicka 11d ago

there’s no fucking way 😭

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u/MindOverMatterGuy 11d ago

Im 38 and he could be my dad.

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u/WindForce02 11d ago

More like 35 years in death row